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Chapter 119

14. To the world of farming!

#1 Their story: A certain daughters story.

Uwuuuu

The fabric covering the windows were cleared away and the bright sunlight attacked my face.

Its ti to get up.

And with it ca Dads voice.

Five more minutes

And I said the sa thing I always say whenever I hear that voice.

And,

How about no?

Whoosh!

Dad decisively steals away my precious blanket.

N, nooo

Blankets are important.

Theyre warm. Theyre soft.

If you duck underneath them you can block the attack of the sunlight, and defend against Dads attacks that threaten to wake

up.

Hnnnnghhh

But I couldnt regain the blankets again.

No matter much I reached out for the blankets, as small as I was there would be no way I could grab the blankets that were in Dads hands.

Five more five more minutes

But just because I lost my blankets that didnt an that my sleepiness would be going anywhere.

Five minutes. Just five more minutes and this sleepiness would run away~

You said five more minutes last ti and you didnt get up.

I did. The reason that sleepiness can be banished is because I can keep sleeping.

Last ti I overslept as well and missed breakfast.

So I was scolded by Dad.

I wont do it this ti

Angry Dad is scary.

He wont take my hand even if I hold it out for him.

He wont pat my head.

He wont wipe

down after we finish bathing either.

He wont hug

even when I get close to him, and run far away.

He says he doesnt like

at those tis.

That is really scary.

So really, just five more minutes.

Ill get up after just five more minutes of lying down.

Ill bring in your big sister if you keep lying around like that?

Im up! Ellies up! You dont have to call in big sis!

Big sis is scary.

Normally she takes care of

really well but when shes scolding

shes even scarier than Dad.

Big sis doesnt get angry like Dad does.

She doesnt scold , and she doesnt ignore , either.

She just lightly flicks my forehead.

But it hurts.

It really hurts.

Its not that I cant endure pain because Im too young.

Its just that big siss flicks really hurt.

Not just , but the other naughty children of the village, and the drunk village mister.

And the wild boars that sneakily ate our hard-reared crops.

And although no one else knew, the orcs that were going to invade our village couldnt even fight back against big siss finger flick, and were all beaten.

The only one that can stand up to big siss finger flicks is Dad.

Are you awake?

Mm, Im awake. Im awake

For a mont I cried a bit. Shes a good big sister but shes scary.

Alright, ti for breakfast.

Dad pulled

into a hug, wiped my tears and stroked my head.

Dads hugs are as warm as a blanket so I nearly dozed off again, but since I didnt know when big sis would running in I shook my head and chased away the sleepiness.

Wiing? Ya here Ellis? Lets eat! Soup tastes the best when its hot!

Big sis yelled, having arrived before us, and was sitting on the chair and swinging her legs.

You have to be careful when big sis swings around her arms and legs like that.

It hurts just getting hit by those legs.

Really!

Here you are.

Thanks, Dad!

There, there.

I got a bowl of warm soup, bread, and vegetables.

Vegetables arent tasty, but when you sprinkle Dads homade sauce over them they get unbelievably delicious.

Its sho good!

Its sho good!

Ellis, I told you not to copy the way Aru talks

Awu!

Dads finger flick landed cleanly on my forehead.

It doesnt hurt like big siss does, but my forehead turned a bit red.

Im sorry

There, there.

Feeling Dads hand pat my head, I ate my breakfast.

Dads good at cooking, too.

No matter how awful the ingredients taste, the mont the go through Dads hands, they change into a tasty al.

Dads amazing.

Our Dads the best dad ever!

***

Mm hmm

Ellis small hand diligently moved her fork as she ate her salad.

Cute. Little children are cute.

-Dint ya say ya didnt like kids?

-Those werent people.

The children I knew werent children at all.

The imperial princess who was two years younger than Ellis was already batshit insane, and the kids in the organization that were similar in age to her were also monsters that didnt deserve to be called people.

But our Ellis is different!

I warmly looked over Ellis who was soon turning twelve.

Does it taste good?

Yes, Dad!

Her pure smile pierced my heart.

Ahh, simple and pure children are cute.

To the point that I was proud of the past

that debated whether to abandon her or not but brought her along in the end.

-And whosa one that stopped owner that was seriously gonna abandon her?

-Thank you, goddess.

-Hmph, if you know then bring

more delicious food!

Moar!

The tal bat stretched out a hand that held an empty bowl that had once contained soup.

Sure, sure.

Ah, ,

too!

Ellis scarfed down the remnants of her soup and held her empty bowl out to

as well.

Youre eating especially well today.

Its at! People havta eat at!

No, youre not a person

Ive gotten used to it by now, but I have no idea where food goes in and cos out the other end on that.

Mm! Everything Dad makes is delicious but its even more delicious if theres at in it!

Of course. at is the truth.

Alright, then.

Seeing as I was getting up anyway, I filled up three bowls of soup, one for myself as well.

I wanted to add a bit of pepper but there was no way that such an expensive spice would be available in this backwater village.

To make up for it as best as I could I sprinkled a bit of a herb I found nearby, tore up the non-hard bread and dipped it into the soup.

Although I couldnt replicate the bread of my past life, compared to the hard black bread of commoners, my bread is soft and delicious.

Dad are you going to go to the fields after breakfast today as well?

Yes. Why, do you want to co along?

Mm! I want to co, too!

I looked at my adorable daughter whose sparkling eyes indicated how shed co to love farming already.

Uweeeeek! Nyooooo! Ellis shad co play wif eee!

Her character concept was supposed to be the big sister, but the way she acted was exactly like a little sister pestering her big sister, and I sighed reflexively.

I, I cant I finally have my own field! I I finally have sothing of my own to protect as well!

T, traitor!

As the tal bat pouted and grumbled, just in case, I warned her.

You know what happens if you ss with the fields right?

Tch.

If this thing hits the fields, then the crops are done for.

I did hope a bit last ti just in case the fields would receive a blessing, but how much did I weep and rage when I saw the crops helplessly dying the next day!

I dont want to see sothing like that happening ever again.

Im bored~

Ehey, go play on your own!

After she followed

a few tis to the fields and caused nurous incidents, I eventually banned her from all farm work.

This place has good soil and water, a perfect place for the retired life Id dread of since my past life, but on the flip side, its a boring village with no amusent for the tal bat.

At most the wild beasts that threatened to ruin our crops were her outlet to vent.

But not even the wild animals co down anymore in fear of the tal bat.

aning, Ellis is the only one that will play with her.

Then finish the shed.

Thats even more boring

Tch.

As the tal bat drooped face-down on the table, I clicked my teeth in annoyance.

Considering what happened last ti, I couldnt even call for the dwarves, and under the pretense of building a shed, was secretly building an escape tunnel, but its hard as hell to do it on my own.

Shovelling aside, I wasnt used to swinging a pickaxe so every ti I struck down my hands hurt a lot.

Ellis, lets play~ lets go up into the mountains and get so tasty at~

M, at?

Elliss eyes shook at the ntion of at.

The twelve-year old Ellis still prefers at over vegetables.

In that case

But, Ellis. Tonights dinner was going to be fries?

F, fries!

Kgh?!

At my announcent Elliss eyes widened even more than when she heard about at.

Ellis you liked potato fries, right?

Mm, potato fries are tasty! Outside is crunchy, inside is soft and moist!

And when Dads special sauce is added to it?

I, invincible.

As if just imagining it made her happy, I cupped her cheeks that were threatening to loosen entirely.

But to make potato fries we need to dig up potatoes first, and Dad needs to take care of the other crops today should we just not have fries today?

Those words caused Elliss face to darken.

Due to using a lot of oil, fried foods were an even rarer special treat than at was.

Dont worry! Ellisll dig up the potatoes! So potato fries tonight!

Fried vegetables are also good.

Mm mm!

Should we fry so pumpkin tonight as well?

P, pumpkin is good!

Hm if we had so chicken we could make fried chicken as well

Th, the almighty fried chicken too?

Having co to the greatness of the almighty fried chicken at an early age thanks to my teachings, Ellie was looking up at

like an apostle seeking salvation from her god.

But in order to make that then Dad needs soone to help out?

! ! !

As Ellis jumped up and down, hand high in the air as if shed co running into my arms at any mont, I smiled like a winner.

-Hows that, this is how you conduct negotiations!

-Cheater! You used fried food! And fried chicken at that!

-Who was the one who brought out at in the first place?

-Roast rabbit is just about all there is in terms of mountain animals, of course theres no way I can win if you bring out the chicken!

-Of course, our lord and saviour fried chicken is almighty.

How dare you compare so gay-stinking rabbit with our lord and saviour fried chicken.

I ignored the tal bats sharp glare as I began cleaning up the utensils from breakfast.

Now, Dads going to clean up the table, so go change your clothes and get ready, Ellis.

Yep, I got it.

Her short legs hurried pitter-patter up the stairs to her room.

Can I co watch too?

And kill all the crops again?

Haang, its not like I ant to do that last ti!

You just fell over and the almost the entire corn crop was destroyed.

The earths just too weak to receive this goddesss blessings. Raise it toughaaaaaaa

And whose mouth is it thats saying such things? Hm? Just how much corn died back then! Apologise! Apologise to all the corn that couldnt go into our bellies because of you!

Im sowwweeehhhhaaa

When I started stretching her cheeks apart she started apologising.

Her stretchiness is still as superior as ever.

As punishnt, you are sentenced to dig the tunnel under the basent!

Wait, thats too harsh!

So it wasnt enough after all?

Hmph, owners been neglecting

too much lately! Ya need so unnis like th imperial princess ta start chasing afta ya again to understand my importance!

Dont say sothing scary like that.

Our fields were only just beginning to stabilise properly.

Unlike the potatoes and corn that had been successful since our first year, wed only just started to grow wheat and other different vegetables thanks to the assistance of the other villagers, and just when we were finally starting on the road to success, the princess appears!

Just what is the reason that we farm even though it is tough and tiring!

Is it not to feel the satisfaction of harvest!

Hmph, take this goddesss curse! Owners fieldsll burn to th ground in the future!

Such a horrifying curse. And if that happens, your als are also going to burn with them!

Uwiik! Thats no good!

I ignored the tal bat as she was internally debating revenge against Ellis and I for not playing with her vs her als, and continued to clean the morning dishes, and just as I finished up, Ellis ca back downstairs, having transford into a perfect image of a little farr.

Im ready, Dad!

Hm, perfect.

A straw hat to ward off the sun and sturdy clothes that would let anyone know from a miles away that the wearer was a farr.

And for the finishing touch, a white scarf around her neck!

Yep, completely perfect!

Our brightly smiling Ellis was no longer an ordinary 12 year old girl, but a perfect aspiring farr with three years of experience already under her belt!

Tools?

All ready!

In her skinny hands was a basket full with all sorts of tools.

Alright, we are perfectly ready for battle.

Yes, captain!

I looked over Elliss inexact but adorable salute with a smile.

Todays weather!

Mister sunshine is bright and sunny! Perfect weather for farming!

Very good, todays objective!

Potatoes and other assorted vegetables! Were aiming for ingredients to fry tonight!

Yes we are, and if we finish up quickly today then Ill see about going into town for so chickens.

Yessir! Ill do my best!

Excellent, shes full of motivation.

Then move out!

Move out!

Bye bye~

With the tal bats half-assed farewells, we started heading towards our fields that welcod the warm sunlight.

Four years since escaping from Yugrasia.

We were now full-fledged farrs.

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