Ero Dungeon Online N [Vol. 3 pt. 3]

I took adow to the usual city with . She hung out in my pocket in her spider spider form this ti, only peeking her head out from it to look around. As for my purpose in the city, that was to visit the market board like usual.

There were so things I wanted to buy.

And by things, I ant potions and food items that would give

buffs during sex.

There was sothing that I wanted to try. I already used all those stacking items on myself to boost cum production and it worked fine. But… I wanted to know what would happen if I used all of those items on one of my monsters and then controlled said monster. Honestly, I didn’t even know if using any of those items on one of my monsters would work. It was sothing I never asked Thera and I figured that buying the items to test it out myself would be more rewarding than looking it up on the internet, so I bought everything that I needed for my experint.

Part of

was imagining what would happen if I used all those items on a monster like Lephacoda. Considering the fact that Lephacoda was already a huge pit of tentacles capable of spewing an absolute fuck ton of cum, what if I boosted his cum production even more?

There was so serious potential there. Potential as in he could cum so much that he would fill up his entire pit with cum to turn it into a massive pool of it.

That’d be hot. Not only would it be hot, but… it could be offered as a special service in the dungeon. Instead of taking a dip in the hot spring, people could take a dip in the cum spring. Lephacoda would just have to use his tentacles as seats for people who want to spend so ti in there, but I knew he wouldn’t mind sothing like that.

But what if sobody to fuck him while sobody else was relaxing in there? Would that ruin the mood? Would sobody who wants to relax in a pool of cum be annoyed if sobody else was getting fucked right in front of them?

The simplest solution was to offer multiple options to our patrons, probably. Options like:

Get fucked in a tentacle pit.

Get fucked in a tentacle pit full of cum.

Get a full-body massage in a tentacle pit.

Take a relaxing dip in a pool of cum.

Sothing like those.

And while I was thinking up options like those, I realized there was a special discount I could offer when it cos to him. There could be a discount for every additional person who wants to enjoy him at the sa ti. Considering he was the one monster I had truly capable of entertaining a whole party of players and more at once, he could handle plenty of patrons simultaneously. It was kind of wasting his potential to only send a single person in there with him at a ti. So, it would be better to try and encourage multiple people to go in there at once.

One person going in on their own would pay a hundred percent of the price. Two people going in would only have to pay ninety percent each. Three would pay eighty percent each, and so on until the discount gets down to about fifty percent off.

That sounded like a good idea to . I didn’t know if it was actually a good idea or not, but it couldn’t be too bad. I’d leave the fine details up to Cani since she seed better at figuring those sorts of things out.

“Alright, that should do it,” I said once I was done with the market board. Everything I bought was already in my inventory and ready for use. All I had to do was go back to the dungeon and use it. Well, I’d need sobody to try it with first. I doubted that adow would be up for anything that intense. I wasn’t even sure if she’d up for anything sexual at all.

At least Lily and Akorya would always be on the next day. Maybe I could have fun with both of them using a buffed-up Lephacoda under my control. I was already imagining the two of them pressed up together kissing one another as their lower holes get ravaged by my tentacles. Any tentacles not fucking so part of their body would be busy painting their entire bodies white with cum.

And on that note, I realized sothing.

If I wanted to potentially fuck them in a pool of cum…

I opened the market board back up and ordered several potions that allow water breathing. Water breathing potions allowed players to breathe in all liquids, so I figured it would work with cum, too.

I didn’t want to literally drown them in cum or anything.

Then I started thinking about swimming in cum. Would that even work? Well, probably, right? What about diving in cum and swimming underneath it? Would it be easier or harder than swimming in water? Would there even be a difference in the ga?

The biggest issue I could see was sothing like that not even being modeled in the ga. Much to my disappointnt, there was nowhere in the ga that had any pools of cum deep enough to swim in. Sure, there were deep puddles here and there, but not any pools of cum. It was entirely that, if a pool of cum was created, players would simply sink down to the bottom of it as if falling through open air if it wasn’t coded to have so sort of resistance to it. Or sothing like that.

I seriously wanted to try it out. It was entirely possible the developers never anticipated sobody doing that which ant that there were potential ga breaking experints to do.

I was never really the type of person to try and break gas, but how could I resist such a lewd way of potentially breaking it?

Wait, I thought. If cum doesn’t disappear until sex is over… then wouldn’t it be possible to pump Lephacoda full of items boosting those stats and then give him a constant stream of people to fuck? Would he be able to cum so much that the entire dungeon gets filled and overflows into the outside world? Theoretically, would it be possible to flood the entire world with his cum? If it never despawns, and cum has physics to flow and move, then… it might seriously be possible to completely drown an area with cum. I doubt flooding the world is possible since that would probably lag the servers too hard and make them shut down to stop it, but flooding the entire zone outside my dungeon… might honestly be possible.

There were so many things I needed to do still, but… but how could I resist the idea of literally flooding a zone with cum?

That was absolutely being added onto my to-do list. First, though, I had to see what would happen with just making a normal pit of cum using Lephacoda’s pit.

But before I could think much more on that, I realized there was sobody standing directly in front of

looking at . I was so lost in my thoughts that I didn’t even notice him there. I almost jumped, even, from the surprise of suddenly spotting him.

“Welco back to the living world,” the man said. Sothing about him was familiar. He looked like a strong, old man who…

“Hey, I think I recognize you,” I said. “I think I saw you sitting over there with a few girls all over you before.” He winked at

before, too, but I felt like that would potentially be a weird thing to bring up as a point for rembering sobody.

“That’d be . Hope I didn’t disturb you too much back then. Then again, I guess standing here and staring at you isn’t much better. Probably worse, huh?”

“Honestly, yeah, it’s a little bit on the creepy side.”

“Hah! Sorry. Always have been told I can be a bit awkward.”

Even if he was a little creepy, he just seed so incredibly nice. Maybe having such an old-looking avatar helped to make him look harmless, too. Regardless, I felt safe and comfortable around him despite his creepy way of grabbing my attention. “It’s alright. Anyways, hey. Did you need sothing?”

“Ah, not really. It’s just, I saw you standing here with a look in your eyes that scread you were lost in your thoughts. Given the smile on your face, I figured they must have been pretty nice ones. Maybe it’s a bit intrusive, but when I see sobody with that sort of look on their face, it always makes

want to see what they’re thinking about. You young folk always have fascinating things on your mind.”

“What? You an to tell

you’re not so young kid pretending to be an old man?”

“Hah! If only. I wish I looked this young in reality!”

If he thought he looked young, then he must have been seriously ancient in the real world. “You seem pretty cool, so I’m sure you’ve got plenty of nice ideas on your own mind. Don’t give us young people all the credit.”

“Nah. I’m boring these days. Only the sa few things ever enter my head. Can’t even rember the last ti I’ve had a new thought. That’s why I leave it to you young’uns to do all the fun thinking for , and then I get to listen to it.”

“Fair enough. Well, if you really want to hear, I don’t have anything more important to do right now. Want to take a seat and talk?”

“Sounds good to !”

And so, we sat over on the closest bench that wasn’t already occupied. I then got to work explaining to him everything I was thinking about when it ca to swimming in cum and drowning the world in it. He looked genuinely fascinated the entire ti with a big, friendly smile spread across his face as he listened to every word.

Part of

felt like even Lily didn’t listen to

that closely.

Heck, even my own mother didn’t listen to

that closely.

I felt like I could honestly open up to him about anything and he would gladly listen with an open, unjudging ear.

“That was basically it,” I said to finish off my thoughts.

“Huh! Like I said, you young folk have all the best ideas these days! I can’t even imagine how you got an idea like that. Then again, back in day, I never thought a ga like this would be possible in the first place! Let

tell ya, when I was growing up, the best MMOs we had were gas where you had to sit in a chair and use a mouse and keyboard! ‘Virtual reality’ was a thing that didn’t even exist yet. Then once the first headsets for it ca out, everybody complained and said how sothing like what we’ve got now wouldn’t be possible for hundreds of years probably. Heck, you know, I honestly expected us to wipe ourselves out before this. I was sure we’d nuke ourselves to oblivion or die from climate change wiping us out or sothing. Or a disease. That’s sothing else! Let

tell you, way back in the day—I’m talking the early twenties here, it was a massive fight just to get people to wear a dang mask! If they were still alive these days, they’d probably blow up from rage at the idea of mandatory vaccinations. They—wait, ah, this is off topic. Sorry about that. What I wanted to say was that back in my day, ‘sex gas’ were nothing more than visual novels that didn’t even have voice acting half the ti. Or they were browser gas with worse quality than mobile gas. But even if that was all we had, we still finished the job! Now you look at gas these days and we have folk like you wanting to try and drown the world in cum! Ah… how tis’ve changed.”

He was definitely an old man in real life with his ability to ramble and get distracted. Then again… was I really much better? I was absolutely guilty of that at tis, too. “Well, it’s thanks to your generation that all of this is possible.”

“My generation? Nah. All we did was whine and complain about everything. It’s the generations that ca after who actually did things. We were too complacent and soft. You know, back in the day, even little kids were smart enough to put on their masks and wear them when their parents were screaming and shouting about how you were a brainwashed sheep of the governnt or sothing if you ‘believed in’ masks. Ah, and don’t even get

started on those daft idiots who said climate change wasn’t real because it was getting colder in so places while the rest of the world was—sorry, getting off topic again. You know, when I was younger, I used to think old people—we called them ‘boors’ back in the day, we used to think boors were too angry all the dang ti. Now that I’m a walking corpse myself, I get it. It’s not that they were angry, just that they had nothing better to do or talk about. Guess I’ve got to distract myself with so more ladies to prevent myself from being like them.”

“Like those girls you had all over you?”

The old man chuckled and sighed. “Ah, yeah. Like them. Nympho little things they are. Well, I guess I can’t technically call them nymphos.”

“Why not?”

“Well, if you wanna be a pedant who goes by the dictionary, nympho refers to a girl, right?”

“If you’re being technical, yeah.”

“Well, they ain’t girls. I sure thought they were when they first ca onto , and I thought so while I was cumming onto them, but I found out the truth later. Bunch of young guys who like to play around with girl avatars who also have a thing for older n. Shoulda figured as much sooner. You see, there might be so girls who like older n, but they like n who’re in their forties or maybe fifties at their latest. When you find a girl who really likes older n, like n who look like , then you can rest assured they ain’t really a girl.”

“I… I see. Was this after or before I saw you that first ti?”

“Oh, before. What they are behind the avatar doesn’t bother

in the slightest. I an, if I t them in real life, I wouldn’t want to do anything with them other than take them out fishing with so beers and cigars. Not to ntion that my partner doesn’t quite work as well in real life as it does here. But in this ga, who cares? They look like cute girls and give

attention that makes

feel good. They make

feel young again. Back in my day, the internet was obsessed with femboys. So folk called them traps, but most of us stopped using that term just to avoid all the annoying internet drama it might start. Anyways, everybody loved femboys. Even the straightest n you might find loved a good femboy. If they denied it, they were a liar. So, as far as I’m concerned, those boys are just really advanced femboys. I wouldn’t do a man, but I’d do a femboy. You could even give their avatars cocks and that wouldn’t change my mind.”

“What if they dressed up like girls in real life?”

“Then sure! Well, with how my partner is in the real world… I don’t think I’d be able to take the lead, but I’d have no problem letting them do . Though, can’t imagine anybody would be too interested in my wrinkly ass. I sure wouldn’t want to do .”

“I’m curious. Would you consider yourself straight? You said you wouldn’t do a man or do anything with them in real life, but now that they’re dressed like girls…”

“As straight as a noodle. Get it? Back in the day, we had this phrase we liked to say. ‘Noodles are straight until they get wet.’ What I an is that I think I’m pretty straight most of the ti but, if you put sobody who looks like a cute girl in front of , it doesn’t matter if they have a cock the size of my forearm or not.”

That last part definitely got

to laugh. I was happy to learn that he was as cool as I figured he would be. “You’re aweso.”

“Hah! Thanks. Always makes

feel nice when younger folk think I’m cool. My partner—my actual partner, not the one between my legs, passed away a few years ago. So, this is all I really have now to get so validation. Well, I have a son who’s a little older than you if you look your age, but he’s too busy with his career and wife.”

“I see. Well, if you ever want to talk to sobody, you can always friend

and hit

up whenever. Or co and hang out at my dungeon.”

“Right, you ntioned having a dungeon while telling

about your cum experint. I might just drop by for when you try that out. Sounds like it would be a heck of a ti.”

“Sounds like a plan. By the way, since we never did this earlier, I’m Damian.” I held out my hand for a shake.

He was happy to take my hand and shake it. “Glad to et you, Damian. Everybody just calls

Fred!”

“Got it. Nice to et you too, Fred.”

“Now, I could probably keep you here for a few more hours rambling your ear off, but I’m sure you’d get bored and rather go do sothing else.”

“Seriously, I have nothing better that I could be doing right now. All my plans kind of depend on other people’s involvent right now. So, I’d be happy to chill with you here.” Plus I figured that adow might enjoy getting to listen in on the conversation.

I took a quick peek down at my pocket just to make sure and saw her nod her head, so that was all the confirmation I needed from her.

“You sure?” Fred asked.

“Yeah. I’m sure an old man like you has got plenty of stories to tell about the early years of lewd gas.”

“Hah, you can bet that’s right. Did you know that back in the day, so gas were purely text-based? They didn’t even have pictures or anything! They were…”

As Fred began to ramble about his next story, I got comfortable on the bench and looked around while listening.

It was a nice day out. Clear skies, a busy market area with players of all sorts talking to each other and hanging out, there were so playing instrunts just far away enough to hear without it drowning out Fred’s voice, and plenty of laughter and smiles to go around. Furthermore, we were able to talk at full volu about whatever we wanted without anybody caring or dropping into our conversation.

I wasn’t one of those people who preferred spending all my ti in virtual worlds over real worlds, but I had to admit that those people didn’t have bad taste for preferring the virtual. The real world really couldn’t compare at monts like these.