Chapter 578 Monologue of a Self-Proclaid Trickster
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hehehehe... what do we have here? A man and a woman, both staying in love with each other? Bah, what kind of sh**y relationship is this! Ugh, disgusting. These two better die today!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: What is the na of this man? Oh... so he’s Alex? Tsk, what an ugly na. Even my na is better than it!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: And the woman is called Alina? Hmm... she looks just as luscious as her na sounds. Hmm... I wonder if she’s also good in bed.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hehehe, of course she will be good. Just those juicy lips of hers is enough to show that she can suck things!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hehehe, I just hope it will be my **** that she will be sucking in the future.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Bah? Who’s bothering now? Don’t my subordinates know that today is my day-off? Tsk, they should not disturb today! That’s the essence of a day-off!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, why did I have to beco a leader here in the Traveler’s World? Tsk, I should just have stayed back in the Capital! At least there, I can fool around with the maids. Sigh, is there a chance I can go back?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hmph, of course I can’t go back. With that old geezer watching my every move, it is impossible for to even leave this planet! Tsk, if that geezer was just dead, then my problems should have been gone! Argh, why did my subordinates even allow him to survive before?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Ugh, what’s done is done so I can’t do anything about that guy anymore. All I can do... is just hole up here and hope for a miracle.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Bah, I really hate miracles! They just make look like those hypocritical zealots who wish for an omnipotent being to solve their problems. Ugh, don’t they realize that they were just being fooled and that miracles are just ways to make them worship gods? Hmph, that must be the reason why a lot of them were exterminated by father...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Speaking of father... I rember that he’s interested about this Alex guy. Bah, why would father be interested of this weakling? Is there sothing special about him?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, I don’t like the vibes that I am getting here. Hey, Servant no. 1! Bring the file all about Traveler Alex!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hah? You don’t know which Alex? Stupid idiot! The Alex that I am talking about is the one who arrived 2 months ago! Don’t tell you don’t even know him?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hm? What did you say? You said that you were busy cleaning the bathroom 2 months ago that was why you did not know this Alex? Tsk, quit giving that excuse to !
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Haah... Stop crying now, will you? Just give the file all about Traveler Alex. If you don’t, I will personally send you back to cleaning duties.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hey! Move it faster! Even an injured horse can move faster than you! I don’t want to wait for long!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Finally, Servant no. 1 is now getting the file about Alex. I guess all that I have to do now is wait.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, I have been waiting here for a minute already, and that guy is still not back? I was just making him get a file, for god’s sake! Don’t tell he’s too idiotic to even do that?
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[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Finally, you’ve co, Servant no. 1! So, where is the file?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hmph, now that’s how I want you to work. Fast and efficient. Now go back to your room and write 2,000 talismans for . Make sure those talismans will work once used.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hm? You don’t want to do the punishnt? Hmph, now you have to make 4,000! Still have any complaints?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Good. That’s how you should act. Always obedient and useful. Now, go to your room and do what I told you!
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[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, my servant these days really are stupid! Hmph, I think all of them must undergo a rehabilitation training on the next days...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Ok, so I got the file all about Traveler Alex already. That ans its ti for to read this.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hmm.. let’s see. So Traveler Alex was already a Sixth Stage Being when he arrived in this world? Oh, and his power is similar to that of the Espers that ca from the Heavenly Palace? Tsk, this is intriguing, but it also irritates the f**k out of ....
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Going on.... So Traveler Alex had a close encounter with the Crimson God, but due to the interference of the Great TiMaster and Old Man, Traveler Alex was saved. Wait, Old Man? How the hell did he suddenly make a move? Isn’t he a f**king lazy b***h?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: There is sothing wrong with this file. It... it constantly spouts lies that should not be heard!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ’Rustle rustle rustle...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ’Rustle rustle rustle...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ’Rustle rustle rustle...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ’Rustle rustle rustle...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ’Rustle rustle rustle...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Oi, oi, oi. This cannot be real. This file says that Traveler Alex is suspected to house 5 different powers inside his body? F**king hell, this is not possible!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, who the hell made this report? He clearly must have been high when he wrote this! Guards! Guards! Bring the one who made this report!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hah? What do you an you don’t know? You are the guards of my mansion, so you should know everything about it! Now, bring the one who made this report. If you don’t I will make you guard sothing worse!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Good, now the guards are making their move too. I guess I have to wait again...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, security guards these days are all stupid too. I guess I must rehabilitate them too...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Oh, that was fast, guards. So did you manage to catch the writer of the report?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: What do you an you don’t? Shouldn’t he be here inside my mansion?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hah? You said that he left this place a month ago? And that he did not leave anything behind?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Bulls**t! Nobody can leave this place unless I want it to! So don’t think that the writer has escaped! Go and find him for , or else I will kill you all!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Haah, I have to wait again...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Argh, why is everyone stupid these days! Argh, I really hate of all of this! If everyone could just be prim and proper, none of these troubles would have happened!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Ugh, why are those guards not coming back? It’s been an hour? Don’t tell they haven’t seen the writer within that ti?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: ...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, those guards had done it! Argh! Now they’re making more pissed!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Oh well, if those guards can’t see the writer, then I will just look for the writer later.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Ok, I have decided. I shall cancel the eting with the Grandmaster later. Instead of doing that, I will just... spend the afternoon looking for the writer!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hehehe, doing that will be much more productive compared to talking with the Grandmaster.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, the Grandmaster is a stuck-up nerd after all, so he’s bound to be boring. Hmph, when was the last ti that I had fun talking to him again? Bah, I can’t rember it...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Speaking of the Grandmaster, isn’t he supposed to be nearing a breakthrough again? Tsk, that nerd might look like an ugly rat, but he sure can increase his power quickly.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: What was the Grandmaster’s power before? Um, I don’t rember, but he’s around the middle of the pack. Which ans that he’s around 6th or 7th in terms of power. Oh right, I rember that I’m stronger than him before.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Tsk, but that was before. Now, even I am not sure how much stronger the Grandmaster’s power had beco...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Sigh, why did I even befriend the Grandmaster? He’s a rival Returning Traveler for goodness’ sake, so I should have just offed him when I had the chance!
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Sigh, since what’s done is already done, then I guess I will just have to make the Grandmaster learn his place once we et again...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Wait, why am I even thinking about the Grandmaster? Shouldn’t I be thinking about Traveler Alex?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Wait, who’s Traveler Alex again? Guards, guards! Co here and tell all about this Traveler Alex! Why am I only hearing about him now?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hm? You said that I already knew who Traveler Alex was? B***h, if I knew him, then I should know him! Why can’t I rember him then?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hm? You said that I have a short term mory? How the hell can you prove that, huh? You two are just guards, so don’t act like you’re doctors! Tsk, why don’t I just kill you two now? Maybe that way my boredom will disappear...
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Hm? Why are you two pleading for your lives? You just made angry, so it’s natural for to kill you.
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Eh? You two are saying that you can bring to Traveler Alex? Wait... who was Traveler Alex again? Why the hell would I want to et him? Is he valuable?
[ A SELF-PROCLAID TRICKSTER ]: Oh, wait. Who the hell are you two anyway? Why are you kneeling like that in front of ? Are you perhaps... my religious fanatics?
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