Chapter 288 Interlude: Asteria“s typical day as a studen
(((Author’s Note: Just like what the title says, this chapter is about Asteria when she was still studying to beco a Guide.)))
Asteria: Hey Celeste, we need to steal more stuff from the Spire!
Celeste: Asteria, are you serious? Do you know how dangerous your plan is? You know what happens to those that gets caught!
Asteria: Hmph, as if I care about that. Only hoomans guard that place. As long as we ti our entrance right, we can get the stuff that we want!
Celeste: But... stealing is bad, right?
Asteria: Bad my ass! Celeste, do you rember what we are studying for?
Celeste: Um... we are studying to beco Guides.
Asteria: Exactly! We are studying to beco Guides!
Celeste: But how can that justify what you are trying to do now?
Asteria: Celeste... can you explain the Mission of a Guide to ?
Celeste: A Guide’s Mission is to guide a Traveler on his/her journey in way that will allow that Traveler to succeed. Any thod can be used to guide a Traveler, as long as it will not violate the 7 Rules laid down by the Endless Monarch.
Asteria: You see that? We can use any thod to guide a Traveler!
Celeste: But how is that related here?
Asteria: Celeste, once we beco Guides, we will have to face a lot of things. There will co a point that we have to resort to cris just for us to survive. Celeste, I know that you are a mild person, but you also need to have a sly heart! This offer of mine to steal from the Spire? It is your chance to develop your slyness! Co on, Celeste, this is your chance to be a better Guide!
Celeste: Asteria... will I really beco a better Guide if I follow what you said?
Asteria: Trust ! It will really help you out! Besides, when did I ever fool you?
Celeste: Um, there was a ti that you made get eggs inside a cave and you said that it will be safe there. But when I went in, a large cockatrice suddenly chased !
Asteria: Ah well, my sources said that the cockatrice was dead....
Celeste: Then there was a ti that you made distribute flyers about the supposed ’corruption’ in our school. Do you know what happened after that? Teacher Kuro arrested then threatened to expel !
Asteria: You know Teacher Kuro, she likes threatening us.
Celeste: Asteria, even if you are currently the number 1 student here and is the highest prospect among newbie Guides, there are still so rules that you cannot just bend!
Asteria: Bend the rules? Hahahaha, when did I ever do that?
Celeste: Do you rember that incident with the Cloudfire Bees?
Asteria: Oh that one... it was fun, right?
Celeste: Fun? 100 bees almost killed ! They all want to pierce my body with their stingers! You call that fun?
Asteria: Didn’t you say before that you like getting roughed up? Those bees must have given you so good ti.
Celeste: Argh! I don’t swing that way! I am not a masochist, and I am not a deviant that likes insects! Those bees are just cruel bastards!
Asteria: Oh, so you are not a masochist. Then what is that thing that I saw you doing with a junior yesterday? From what I can rember, you are tied up while saying ’Ah Timothy, please rumple my wings more!’.
Celeste: Argh!!! How the hell did you see that! I made sure that that place is sealed!
Asteria: Hoho, so you are not even denying what I said. Timothy huh. He is your assistant for this year, right? He must be really good at rumpling your wings...
Celeste: ....
Asteria: My, my, Celeste. I thought you were just a ek girl. As it turns out you have a hidden side like this!
Celeste: Hey! Forget about my own private life for now! Aren’t we talking about your attempt to steal sothing from the Spire?
Asteria: What, are you interested now?
Celeste: Of course not!
Asteria: Oh, how’s Teofilo’s condition nowadays? Last ti I heard he got a detention again from Teacher Kuro.
Celeste: Asteria, don’t you dare.
Asteria: Hmm, I wonder what would Teofilo do once he discovers that you were having so S\u0026M fun with one of the students here...
Celeste: Oi, oi, oi, don’t you dare tell him!
Asteria: Well, I will not tell him, but my tongue could slip. If only soone will join on stealing from the Spire...
Celeste: You anie! You are blackmailing right now!
Asteria: Blackmail? What is that? Can you eat that?
Celeste: Hey! Don’t act dumb now! You are clearly blackmailing !
[Soone interrupts the conversation between the two.]
Teofilo: Did I just hear soone say blackmail?
Celeste: Ah Teofilo! You just misheard it! I actually said-
Asteria: Oh Teofilo! How did your detention go?
Teofilo: My detention? Hah, that b**ch Kuro made write 1,000 iterations of ’I will be a good boy’. Imagine that? 1, 000 f**king tis! That b**ch surely must have so grudge with !
Celeste: Hey Teofilo! Mind your language! Teacher Kuro might hear you!
Teofilo: So what if she is? She only spends her free ti drinking that disgusting cola of hers. There is no way that she will be able to hear us here!
Celeste: But-
Asteria: Hey Teofilo, I have sothing special to do later. Do you want to join us?
Teofilo: Sothing special?
Asteria: Hehehe, I am planning to steal so stuff from the Spire! Are you interested on joining?
Teofilo: Motherf**ker. You want to steal sothing from the Spire? Are you out of your mind?
Asteria: Hmph, if you don’t want to join, then don’t. And please stop cussing here.
Teofilo: Who said that I will not join? Of course I will join! Stealing from the Spire! Damn girl, that’s the best thing that I can do today!
Celeste: Hey Teofilo! You can’t just-
Teofilo: Celeste, you will be joining us too, right?
Celeste: Um sorry, but I-
Asteria: Hey Teofilo, do you rember that guy nad Timothy? That freshman who was assigned to be Celeste’s assistant for this year? As it turns out, he is actually-
Celeste: Oh! I actually have so free ti today! Yes, I am available today! I-I-I can join you two!
Teofilo: Now that’s good!
Asteria: Hahaha! The Big Three is off to another great adventure again!
Celeste: Huhuhu, I just want a peaceful life. How did I even beco friends with you two?
[Soone enters the room again. Temperature dropped as Celeste, Asteria, and Teofilo started to feel cold.]
Kuro: Hmph, what are you three doing here, huddling that way? Are you planning sothing suspicious again?
Asteria: Ah Teacher Kuro! It’s nice to see you today! How did you like that cola that I sent you?
Kuro: Oh it tasted good. Where did you even get that?
Asteria: Hehehe, a maiden’s got to keep so of her secrets!
Teofilo: A maiden? You are even more boyish than most of us here! You even-urgh!
Asteria: Teofilo, please keep quiet. Teacher Kuro is talking.
Kuro: Why are we even talking about cola here? I am here because I saw you three talking suspiciously again! Tell , what is it that you three are planning to do now?
Asteria: Nani? We’re not planning anything!
Teofilo: We are just having so kind of pep talk.
Celeste: Um, actually, these two are-
Asteria: Timothy.
Celeste: These two are planning to buy you so good cola later! They just want to surprise you!
Kuro: Oh really? Hahaha! You three are really good students!
Asteria: Aw teacher, you don’t need to praise us like that. We really are good students!
Kuro: Sigh, nevermind. I see that your ego is still as whole as ever, Asteria.
Asteria: Hehehe...
Teofilo: So um teacher Kuro, can we go now? We need to go out now and buy your cola.
Kuro: If it were the normal situation, I will allow you three to go out and buy cola. But right now, I have to stop you three from leaving.
Teofilo: What?
Asteria: Hey teacher! We did not do anything wrong! Why are you-
Kuro: I am not detaining you three. There’s just a special event today, so every student will be barred from leaving until the event is finished.
Teofilo: A special event? What kind of event is it that it could even warrant such strict protocols? Will soone important visit our school?
Kuro: You’re right on point, Teofilo. Soone is indeed visiting this place.
Teofilo: But how could that visitor be this important?
Asteria: Yes! How could that visitor be important! Our school is owned by one of the strongest bigshots in the Multiverse! There is no way that our school will just be so courteous to a visitor!
Kuro: What if I tell you that our visitor is this school’s owner itself? Will you still think the sa way?
Celeste: Fue?
TEofilo: Th-th-the owner himself is visiting our school? But isn’t the-
Asteria: Isn’t the owner currently deep in ditation? Why would the owner suddenly be awake now?
Kuro: Don’t ask . I don’t know what the hell is happening here. The Dean just told the faculty earlier that the owner is about to visit this school. Naturally, he told us to do our best to please the owner once he arrives. And that responsibility lies on too.
Asteria: Uh oh, I think I get what teacher Kuro is planning here.
Teofilo: Hehehe teacher, can I go to the bathroom? I want to pee a little...
Kuro: You three are the best students among the current batch of student Guides. Your performances are exemplary in all levels, and all teachers are praising your talents. You three are gem of the current generation.
Celeste: Fue?
Asteria: Um teacher, can I go to the bathroom too? I am about to have a big one.
Kuro: With your talents, I am sure that the owner will be highly pleased once he ets you three. Don’t you think so too?
Asteria: Ah! It’s coming already! My big one is coming already!
Teofilo: I’m about to pee....
Celeste: Fue?
Kuro: Since I am sure that you three can adapt quickly to any situation, I have decided to bring you three to et the owner himself! Isn’t that just great?
Asteria: Oh it’s coming out! It’s so big!
Teofilo: Psk psk psk! Ah my pee is about to co out!
Celeste: W-w-we are about to et the Endless Monarch himself? Argh!!!!
Kuro: .....
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