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"Ugh, such an unsavory air. I hate alien planets," a human-shaped demon complained.
This demon has a pair of bat-like wings and has extrely feminine features. She has lustrous scarlet hair, a pair of seductive wine-red eyes, plump lips, pale skin, a narrow waist, and wide hips. Her womanly charm nearly drove the surrounding stray demons mad with lust.
If it weren't for the fact that they could feel an ominous threat from her, they would've long since pinged her down and ravaged her.
" too. I also hate alien planets. But we're on a mission right now," said another demon.
This one wasn't shaped like a human at all. It looked like an amalgamation of sewn body parts, making it extrely difficult to determine what exactly it was other than a monstrosity. It also doesn't help that this one likes changing its appearance frequently.
The only constant feature that allows its comrades to determine its identity is the outrageously large and overstuffed bag it always carries everywhere.
Gurgle Gurgle!
These two demons looked to their sides and instantly wore a disgusted expression after seeing what's there. The female demon looked away while the monstrous demon spat on the ground.
The demon that made the sound just now looked like a huge blob of goo or sli. If it weren't for its horns and the thick demonic corruption it exudes in its surroundings, nobody would've been able to tell that it's a demon at all. It's hard to determine where its head and feet were, or if it even has any. All they could tell is that it's really bloated for so reason.
"What's his deal?" The female demon asked.
"He was feasting before we left." The monstrous demon replied, "Like, down to the last second before we were sent here, he was feasting still. He says that he won't be back soon and he'd miss the luxurious als provided in the ship, so he might as well savor it as much as he could before it's taken away from him."
"Are you serious?" The female demon looked dumbfounded. The monstrous demon just shrugged. Then she asked, "So he didn't leave the table and was forcibly transported here?"
"Yeah." The monstrous demon nodded. "The teleportation did its thing, and all the undigested food in him is probably causing this right now. So, essentially, he's on a food coma. He'll be fine after so rest."
The female demon rolled her eyes and began scanning their new surroundings. She then raised a brow because she noticed that soone they knew was missing.
"Hey, where did the big kitty go? Wasn't he sent here with us?"
"Ah, him? Well, he's probably hunting down the lazy ape to give it a piece of his mind. You know how he is; his insignia isn't helping either," the monstrous demon helplessly replied.
The female demon could only sigh after hearing this. The fact that, despite their unique personalities clashing, the insignia they bore allowed them to remain a team was a miracle to her. A miracle was only made possible by the arrangents of the Demon God.
"Well, well, well." A pitchy sneer echoed in their ears, causing both of them to look at its source.
There, they saw another female demon; this one had a pair of moth-like wings and eyes. Her figure certainly doesn't lose out on the other female demon.
The two ladies asured each other with a narrowed gaze.
"Long ti no see, slutty whore." The female demon with moth wings was greeted with another sneer.
"I missed you too, whiny bitch." The female demon with bat wings returned the gesture exactly the way she received it.
The harsh tension between them made the monstrous demon feel threatened. It retreated to give way to their fierce competition, and it could've sworn that the air started crackling with lightning around them. This occurred for a few minutes before they both looked away at the sa ti.
"Hmph!"
"Hmph!"
The monstrous demon smiled wryly (if one could even tell from its appearance) and wisely chose to step in, hoping that it could sohow diffuse the tension.
"Ahem, uh... long ti no see, Lady Envy. I hope you still rember ," it said.
"Your an existence that only a mother could love, Sir Greed. That ridiculously oversized and overstuffed bag of yours sure is a sight for sore eyes, one that I'd admit missed seeing, but only a little bit."
Sir Greed could tell that her words were both praise and an insult at the sa ti. Such eloquence is sothing that only this fierce lady could wield with that sharp tongue of hers.
"I'm glad to hear that," he responded nonetheless. "By the way, do you still rember Rom'er?"
The way Lady Envy's eyes visibly shone upon hearing the na told Sir Greed the answer.
"It seems that you do," he said. "He volunteered to co with us, by the way. Since you two seem to be really close, I think he'd be really happy to see you."
"Rom'er?" The female demon with the bat wings chid in. "Oh, it's that handso operator, right? I rember him."
She then stared at Lady Envy provocatively, raised her hand, showed her middle finger, and licked it obscenely before saying:
"He's delicious."
A burst of terrifying demonic aura exploded from Lady Envy's body upon hearing this. If looks could kill, the bat-winged female demon would've died thousands of tis by now.
"Paws off, Lust," Lady Envy warned in a severely threatening manner. "Rom'er is mine."
"Mistress Lust, please stop playing around." Sir Greed whispered softly beside her.
"Hmph!"
Sir Greed felt helpless. He's out here trying to diffuse the tension, but this lusty whore isn't helping. He never understood why these two never got along well since they t, even after centuries of knowing each other.
Lady Envy took back her threatening aura. She then gave Sir Greed a grateful look and said,
"I owe you one, Sir Greed. I'll give you one of the precious trinkets I got during my ti here later."
After saying this, Lady Envy flew off to find her prince charming.
"Tch. What a hateful bitch," Mistress Lust spat once Lady Envy was gone. She then glared at Sir Greed and complained, "Why did you stop ? I've been wanting to trample that bitch under my heels!"
"Oh, you can do that?"
Sir Greed's rhetorical reply with an obvious mockery rendered Mistress Lust speechless. Seemingly unable to bear the heat of his gaze, she could only puff her cheeks and look away in irritation.
"Yeah, that's what I thought. You never won against her in a straight-up fight. It'd be you who would be trampled upon if a fight really broke out between the two of you. So I saved you just now." Sir Greed rolled his eyes.
"Tch. Whatever." Mistress Lust spat once more. She then pulled on the ridiculously oversized backpack of his and began rummaging through the items inside.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! What the fuck are you doing? Quit it! It's mine!" Sir Greed roared aggressively.
"Co on, don't be stingy! I just want to borrow so sex toys! I forgot mine back on the ship!"
"Stop it! You won't find any in there!" Sir Greed exclaid, but then looked strange afterwards. "Well, nothing that's suitable for females! Hey! Stop it! Hands off!
It's mine! It's all mine! Don't touch it!"
"Oh, co on! Please! There's got to be sothing in there that could help!" Mistress Lust tried using her seductive voice and her womanly charm to get what she wanted.
Unfortunately, Sir Greed has grown used to this. How could he not when he's been working with her for thousands of years now? She's dreaming if she thinks that this would work on him.
"Quit it! I said I don't have anything suitable for you! And even if I do, it's mine! You'd have to kill before you can take it!"
His words were accompanied by the flickering lights on her insignia. This sight caused Mistess Lust to deflate, knowing that when he's like this, it's truly impossible for her to get anything from him. Discover hidden tales at m,v l'e-
Sir Greed seed to calm down after she stopped. He fixed his large backpack and secured it to his nonsensical body.
"If you want so sexual relief, I suggest you go to the lazy ape." He said, "I'm sure you can do all sorts of accorbatic maneuvers on his dick, and he'd just let you so long as you don't disturb his sleep. Non-consentual sex is right up your alley anyway."
"Or, you could put on a leash and offer yourself to King Pride," Sir Greed sneered. "That big kitty is a closet pervert anyway. So long as you play your cards well and arouse his sadistic side, you'd surely receive the plowing you deserve."
"You can also set up a non-stop organization with the stray animals. Up to you, really. Just don't bother and never touch my things!"
"Oh, I didn't know I had that many options!" Mistress Lust brightened up after hearing his words. "Okay! I won't bother you anymore! I'll go and check on Big Sloth and King Pride; maybe they can DP !"
Sir Greed winced after seeing Mistress Lust flutter away in a burst of giggles, leaving a trail of her fluids behind.
"Oh, Demon God. Will we be really fine here?"
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