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The night air sent a shiver down Jonathan's spine. He had hunkered down in the corner of an abandoned building that he stumbled across whilst escaping the stab-happy Inquisitor and her armoured buddies. The house wasn't much to look at. The furniture laid in heaps on the floor, the wooden walls were rotten, and a strong stench of mould wafted around him. Jonathan would not be leaving a positive yelp review.
The constant nagging pain in Jonathan's arm was starting to fade. He had fashioned a bandage by tearing off the bottom half of his shirt and securely fastening it around the open wound on his arm. The cut was shallow and fortunately, the bleeding had stopped. He never thought he would be thankful for that mandatory first-aid course his boss, Mr Checnov, made him take. The old bastard.
Zigarete's spear laid up against the wall next to Jonathan. It glimred, providing a dim illumination to the destitute room. It was unlike any tal Jonathan had ever seen. Along the weapon's surface, silver lines shimred and flowed like waves in the ocean. It was also surprisingly light and easy to manoeuvre, to the point where Jonathan was worried that the spear would break if he swung it too hard. Hopefully, it would hold up if he ever found himself cornered again. It was about ti to wake up from this bizarre dream, he was very much done with it. Any mont now. But with every second Jonathan spent in the cold, broken house he grew less and less sure that the things he had been experiencing were rely hallucinations. Everything was too visceral. If only he knew what the hell was going on.
Jonathan rembered the leather-bound book in his pocket. He pulled it out and reread the title. "Live Without Fear: Guidebook". The title was rather ironic, ever since he had arrived in this place, all he had felt was fear, well, fear and confusion. He placed the to on his lap and opened it.
"Hello! Jonn Nightmare!" A high-pitched staccato voice greeted Jonathan.
A six-inch semi-transparent blue figure popped out from between the guidebook's pages. It was the sa character that Jonathan had seen at the bottom of the email from Isekguy Studios. A slender girl with pointed ears and a semi-transparent, unbuttoned robe.
"Welco to Live Without Fear. I'm Lily, your guide." She curtsied.
"Guide? What do you an? Where am I?" Jonathan looked down puzzled at the little blue girl.
"You’re in Cliffside, the largest port city in the Adearathian Empire!" Lily said unhelpfully.
"No, I an... How did I get here?" Jonathan asked.
"You signed up to be here!" Lily said confidently as she materialized a long length of parchnt that she proceeded to read.
"I, the player- That's you by the way. Agree to forfeit my life in the earthly realm and be relocated to the unearthly realm of Adearath- You clicked accept to all this." Lily showed Jonathan the parchnt and pointed to a small, marked, checkbox at the bottom of it labelled 'I ACCEPT.'
"Forfeit my life?" Jonathan said nervously. "Am I dead?"
"You look pretty alive to . Maybe not the sharpest quill in the goose though." Lily said offhandedly.
Jonathan noticed writing on the pages underneath the girl's feet. He read the pages through Lily's transparent blue form.
Na: Jonn Nightmare
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Sorcerer
Special Abilities:
Arousal Control - The ability to heighten or lower the sexual arousal levels of nearby characters. To use this ability, simply touch the person you wish to target after chanting "erectus" (to heighten their sexual arousal level) or "conievo" (to lower their sexual arousal level). The default setting, if no words are chanted, is to heighten the target's sexual arousal. WARNING: Exposure to player's sen whilst in "erectus" mode may cause the target to temporarily lose consciousness. You may alter this ability through magical ans. With the use of the nul-
Lily waved both her hands in Jonathan's face. "Hey! It is rude to read through soone you know." Lily pouted.
"Um, right. Sorry." Jonathan apologized as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"I an it is bad enough that I got stuck with a pervert that couldn't even think of a good na. You could at least listen to when I am trying to help." Lily grew more frustrated.
"Pervert? You are the one barely covering your tits." Jonathan pointed at the blue girl's open robe.
"It's called fashion you commoner!" Lily stomped her foot on the guidebook's pages. "Anyway! I am here to answer any and all questions you might have. Be aware, I can only manifest myself for a few minutes a day so make sure to ask what you want promptly." Lily smiled and waited for Jonathan's response.
"That limit seems arbitrarily unnecessary." Jonathan quipped.
"Ti is ticking." Lily stated.
"Alright, how do I get ho?" Jonathan asked.
"You can't." Lily grinned.
"What do you an I can't?" Jonathan started to raise his voice.
"I an that you are unable to return ho to earth. No takebacks. It was in the contract you agreed to as a beta tester."
"What am I supposed to do now then?" Jonathan banged his head against the wall behind him out of frustration.
"Whatever you want to! The whole world is yours to explore. A world way more interesting than the boring place you ca from. I would suggest you do your best to stay alive though. While this world holds a lot of wondrous things, so of those things are likely to try and kill you and we don't have any thods of resurrecting soone from the dead." Lily started to fade away.
"Oh! It looks like we are out of ti already. Check back with tomorrow after I have had a chance to recharge. Also, at the back of the guidebook you will find ten crowns that you can use to buy food and get started in this world. Whatever you do you should definitely-" Lily vanished.
"My own personal tutorial fairy. Just great." Jonathan sighed.
Jonathan flipped to the back of the guidebook and retrieved the ten rounded coins nestled in a pocket attached to inside of the rear cover. In the centre of each silver coin a royal crown was embossed. Around the edge of the coins read the words "For the Empire, for the Emperor.". He stashed the coins into his pants’ pocket and put away the book.
Sunlight peeked over the top of the buildings and through the shattered window beside Jonathan. He leaned back and closed his eyes. It had been a long day. He needed a mont.
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