Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World Chapter 166 - 165 - Counterattack(Part 4)

Chapter 166 - 165 - Counterattack(Part 4)

Point-of-View: Azyl Roake

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Hm...I think I would have liked to be as assassin. Sneaking up to soone and killing them was a lot less work than fighting them head-on. Kuro said that it was an actual profession in his old world...in this world, assassinations did happen, of course, but they were rare, and there were no 'professionals' who carried it out. Honestly, before I t Kuro, the word 'assassin' was synonymous with 'common thug' to . Typically just lowlives paid by rich people to kill people they didn't like, or so I've heard, anyway.

So, naturally, I had never considered becoming an assassin. But in a different world, assassins were professional killers who could get paid large amounts of money...if there had been a system in this world for assassins to get trained and beco paid professionals like Adventurers were, I'd easily pick being an assassin over an Adventurer. The whole point of an assassin was doing things without being noticed...that sounded perfect.

Don't mind , I'm just occupying my mind with fleeting and random thoughts to distract myself from how tired I was...I was using Ice Magic to cool down my legs and joints to keep them from aching...hm, speaking of which, I could use a joint right now. Anyway, I got into this particular train of thought when I recalled that when I freeze soone in a block of ice, if I focus the freezing to the inside of their bodies till they're at the exact sa temperature as the ice encasing them...then shattering the ice will shatter them too.

And I just needed to et one condition to pull it off, to sneak up to the target without being noticed and touch them briefly. Once that was done, they were as good as dead. I just needed to snap my fingers, and both the ice and the target inside the ice would shatter. It had been fifteen hours since this began, and in case I didn't already ntion it, I was really tired.

I had co across and killed two Vampires so far, using the thod I'd just described. While I can react quickly against those faster than , since my eyes are very sensitive to motion and movent, I'm not very fast myself, physically speaking. And I can't use Skate because I can't figure out how to maintain my balance with that technique, and I don't like running.

I was walking through the houses and buildings, since this way, I'd barely be exposed to any sunlight at all, which ant less sweating. Plus so of the houses had Cooling Crystals active, so that was nice. Hm, I've been moving for about four hours without a rest now, even with my ice cooling down, I needed a break.

I walked into a house that felt nice and cool, and decided to take about half an hour to rest, forming so cool water in my mouth and gulping it down with a sigh. So far, this'll be my fourth half-hour break, I'd have liked to take more breaks, but even I can't slack off in this situation.

Oh, it sounds like the people who live here are coming downstairs. This is a bit awkward, but so long as they can't see , it's fine. I glanced at the large clock in the room...it was a bit past 10 AM, guess they were about to have their breakfast. I had already had so fruits and buns from the house I rested in during my last break, so I'm not hungry right now.

Looks like a family with two kids. Both children looked carefree and playful, while their parents had more worried expressions on their faces. Can't bla them, they are currently being ruled by monsters who feed on their life force, after all.

Almost on cue, the front door suddenly swung open and two Vampires walked in. Seriously? What a pain. You have got to be kidding ...of all the houses in this area, of all the houses in this country...

"I have not fed on human life force for so ti, and there are four ripe for the picking here," Remarked one of them, before adding, "Hm, although two appear to be children, how disappointing."

"Oh, I disagree, human life force is best when young."

The family was cowering by the corner of the room, fear in the eyes of the parents and the children looked like they were about to cry.

"Please, I beg you...take my life but spare my family," Begged the man with a tone of desperation.

Okay, I suppose I should step in.

"And why should we listen to a human like yourself-?"

"It doesn't matter, because either way, you two are dead!" Ca a voice from behind them, before I could take down my Stealth barrier.

Wait, isn't she...

"What? And who are you?"

"Oh, I'm just a crazy bitch passing through, and I'm gonna tear you to shreds! Finally, I found so Vampires to rip apart!"

I think her na was...Kuua? What is she doing? It doesn't look like she's planning to use the barrier to fight them.

"Hah, you believe a re human is a match for two Vampires?"

"Why don't you co at and find out?" She taunted with a lick of her lips.

This is not good, I can't let her fight them when she has no intention of doing so covertly. Ti for to step in. I moved in behind the two Vampires and deactivated my Stealth barrier, before placing my hands on their shoulders and freezing them...

"Why don't we all just cool off?" I remarked with a sigh, instantly regretting the uncreative pun I just made, before snapping my fingers as I froze them enough, "Now, then...Shatter."

I won't ever directly admit this to Kuro or Rai, but...I liked naming my attacks too. I called this one Shatter.

"Wha-...woah, how'd you do that?" Exclaid Kuua in awe, "That was so cool! Oh, an unintentional pun, cool! Oops, I did it again...heh, nice, Britney reference."

Huh? I'm guessing that's a 'reference' that only Reincarnators would understand.

"What do you think you're doing? Did you forget that we can't be discovered?" I sighed in exasperation.

"Well, no, but...that's so boring, and besides, I'm sure a few loud fights won't do any harm, right?"

Hm, this is not good, she is not soone that should be allowed to run free...shouldn't the others from The Empire have known about this? It would be pointless, and take too much effort, to convince her to do things more subtly. Therefore...

"Go to sleep for a bit," I remarked, walking over to her and encasing her in ice before she could react, before pressing a spell against her, "And now, Store. I'll let you out once I get to the rendezvous point...well, not that you can hear right now."

I brought a set of Store and Extract spells with since I thought they might be useful, there were a few spare copies leftover from the ones used to hold the attacks that were used for the diversionary attack, so I figured why not?

If there's one positive for all this walking, it's that I'm getting so good new spell ideas...like a teleport spell that, instead of teleporting from one fixed point to another, teleports the user a certain amount of distance in the direction that the user points the spell in...imagine how much walking I could avoid with a spell like that. I just point in the direction I want to go and I'm there. Hm, I'll have to add command lines to take into account certain factors, for example, I don't want to end up inside a wall or sothing. Anyway, I should get going. I'll take my rest sowhere else.

"Um, excuse ...thank you so much!" Said the father of the family.

"Oh, uh...no problem. And...sorry for entering your house without permission," I replied, before reactivating my Stealth barrier.

I still have a long way to go...better get moving...I'm still kinda tired though...

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Point-of-View: Tirayze Valaque

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I want...I want to be...I want to be the first one to reach the goal! That's what I'd decided from the start, and as soon as this thing began and we all went through the walls, I shot forward as fast as I could. I want to be the first person to get to the rendezvous point, and no one can stop !

Well, that's what I thought, but...this has been, like, super boring so far. I didn't have a stopwatch on , as in I kinda maybe lost the one I was given, but it's fine, I was able to keep track of the ti by peeking into houses and checking out their clocks. The last ti I checked, it had been a little past 1 PM, which ant that it had been about nineteen hours since this attack started.

So, why did I want to be the first to reach the rendezvous point? Two reasons. First, because I'm the strongest human in this world, so it should be only natural. And second...because I wanted to greet whoever showed up after with sothing along the lines of 'what took you so long' or 'it's about ti soone else showed up' or sothing like that, I've always wanted to do sothing like that!

And that second reason was what was mainly keeping going at this pace, otherwise I'd have probably slowed down already. I had taken a few short breaks whenever I felt myself getting tired, but I've always had a lot of stamina, so-...well, okay, not 'always', technically only after I manifested multiple Elental Magic types, but the specifics aren't important.

Also, I had to say...this Stealth barrier spell is pretty aweso. I was invisible, no one could hear my footsteps or any noise I made at all, and I could walk through walls. As for the other barrier, I think they called it the Stealth Fighting Ring barrier...I hadn't gotten the chance to use it yet.

I'd covered a lot of distance at a pretty good pace, but I was yet to run into a single Vampire. I had entered the upper-class area of Silvland a couple of hours ago, so it shouldn't be too long before I make it to the church where we were all supposed to et up. But, co on, seriously...how could I have not run into even a single Vampire yet!?

Hm, what's that? I could have sworn I saw a dim flash of red from inside a window of the mansion I was passing by...could it be...? I stopped and walked towards the entrance, the front door wide open...yes, it had to be...! I entered the mansion with a sense of anticipation, walking in and looking around...I hear crying, might as well follow after the noise...

I walked through the walls, straight in the direction the noise was coming from...bingo! Seven people were in here, a couple with three kids and two slaves. And more importantly, one Vampire.

"P-please, just take the slaves, spare us! We shall provide you with any number of slaves to feed on if you-!" Begged the man, tears running down his face.

"Hah, I do not need to be provided with anything, I shall simply take what I want," Laughed the Vampire, before firing a Blood Magic blast at the man's leg, scorching it badly.

Huh, all five mbers of the family who lived here had scorch marks all over them, but the slaves didn't have any, though I wouldn't exactly call them unscathed, they had plenty of bruises and whip marks on them.

"Y-you do not need to consu all of us, surely? So-."

"That is correct, I do not need to...but I do want to," Sneered the Vampire, before blasting the man's face, who let out a choked cry and passed out, literally pissing himself, "Tch, how disgusting, I almost do not want to consu your life force."

This is...this is aweso! I get to watch these filthy rich snobs get tortured to death, after which I'll get to fight this Vampire? I definitely wasn't bored anymore, haha! The Vampire pierced his tail into the man's shoulder and lifted him up, before plunging his claws into his chest and draining his life force, tossing away the lifeless corpse as he finished. He then turned his attention to the mother and children.

"S-stay away, monster! You will suffer God's divine wrath, filthy creature- arghhhhh!" She began hysterically with the cross of the Silvland church in her hand, before screaming in pain as the Vampire blasted her hand off, along with the cross.

So this was a family of religious nuts, huh, I'm going to enjoy watching them suffer. The children were holding crosses too, tears running down their faces...naturally, I have no intention of saving them. I an, setting aside the fact that I decided to be the villain of this world, children or not, I have no sympathy to those who blindly cling to religion just because they're too weak to do anything on their own...I went through hell in this world for years, and I certainly got no help from God or religion...no, everything I am today is directly due to my own efforts and nothing more.

So seeing people put their unreasonable and desperate hopes in religion pissed off, I bet these kids believe that if they pray hard enough, God will save them or so bullshit like that. In a way, I am helping them...after all, I know for a fact that death isn't the end of everything, reincarnation cos after...so, you know, this could be a great learning experience for their next lives...no matter how hard things get, it doesn't change the fact that God doesn't exist.

Or who knows, maybe he does exist...either way, he isn't going to answer your prayers, miracles like that don't exist, the only miracles that exist are the ones you make yourself. I've had enough experience with religion to know that better than anyone.

In my old world, I'd had a relatively normal life upto a certain point, when my parents inadvertently got involved with a religious group that turned out to be a sick cult. The were brainwashed into becoming devout believers, and after that, my father was turned into a mindless sheep, while my mother beco a whore for the high-ranking mbers to play with. Oh, and I suffered the sa fate as she did, while I was only fifteen.

Eventually, I managed to escape and live a sowhat normal life for a few years, but the cult hunted down and burnt at the stake for running away...heh, just so we're clear, that was in 2018, not the Middle Ages. And then I got reincarnated in this world...to be honest, most of the ti I spent in this world before I was sold to the Magic Research Group is a blur, but I rember being a slave to a religious noble...was it in Platinberg? Yes, I think so, but I'm not sure...like I said, it's kind of a blur.

I won't get into the specifics, but let's just say I suffered at the hands of that nobleman...a lot. And he used to babble on and on about religion like a broken record, it made feel like I was going crazy. After all that, the topic of religion was a touchy one for ...even the ntion of it could make my blood boil and piss off to practically an irrational extent.

Hm, got a bit off-track from the matter at hand there, let's get back to the present situation...oh, looks like the Vampire just finished consuming the life force of the mother. That left the three kids, who were holding their crosses in front of themselves, pointing them at the Vampire with fear and hatred in their eyes.

"D-disgusting m-monster! Y-your existence i-is an affront to G-God, we are the chosen ones, you will incur God's wrath!"

Jesus fucking Christ, that kid looked like he was ten at most, and he was that much of a religious nut already? He's too far gone, he deserves to die...

"So loud and obnoxious, you humans who give yourselves false hope through the aningless practice known as religion. If a being that punished all wrong-doing truly existed, you humans would be the first to suffer his wrath. The many, many sins of your ancestors against the other races, the conflicts amongst yourselves over trivial matters such as varying beliefs...and most ludicrous of all, you are a race that enslave and abuse your own, how truly pitiful," Laughed the Vampire, nodding at the slaves, "You humans are worthless existences...except for one value, you serve as excellent nourishnt and sustenance to us Vampires."

Damn, this Vampire out here spitting facts. Also, what did he an by 'other races'? Was he talking about monsters, maybe?

"The words of a blasphemous monster will not sway our beliefs!"

Fucking sheep.

"Hm, is that so? Well, it matters not, the fact that you are about to die here will not change. I have held myself back long enough, the life force of human children is quite the delicacy to so Vampires, including myself. Now, then, where do I start?"

Okay, I want to rile this Vampire up, so I should prevent him from consuming their life forces, since he so clearly was craving it...but I have no intention of saving the lives of these sheep. Oh, I know, I'll just kill two birds with one stone, duh! I deactivated the Stealth barrier and swirled water, wind and lightning at the tip of my index fingers.

"Take this, Death Cyclone Bullet...bang, bang, bang!" I smirked, as I fired three compressed spheres of the triple-Elental combo...aid at the heads of the three kids, painting the wall behind them with their blood and brains as I blasted the top of their heads off.

"What the-!? Where did you co from!?" Exclaid the Vampire, stumbling away, before growling, "How dare you...I was looking forward to savoring their life force!"

"Heh, my bad, my bad...want to kill you too?" I inquired before activating the barrier around us, trapping him in with , "Oh, my mistake, let rephrase that...I'm going to kill you too."

"You bastard-!" He yelled, zipping towards with his claws extended.

"How convenient, this place had a tiled floor," I observed, before raising several spikes from the floor as he neared , piercing into him and immobilizing him, "I wouldn't have been able to do this if it'd been a wooden floor."

"Who...are...y-?"

"Ooh, I know what we can do! Let's see how many Death Cyclone Bullets it takes to hit your core! And by all ans, feel free to heal yourself, you'll just be fusing yourself onto the spikes even tighter!"

"N-no, stop-!"

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Seventeen.

That's how many shots I had to fire before I finally hit his core. Ahh, that was a nice escape from boredom, I feel refreshed and ready to continue heading on! I deactivated the barrier with a happy sigh and took in a deep breath, the scent of fresh death heavy in the room. Oh, right, the slaves...hm, do I kill them too?

"Hey, you two," I addressed the two terrified and confused-looking slaves, "Tell , do you worship the God of Silvland?"

They looked unsure of what to say, looking at warily. Well, I had just disappeared right in front of their eyes along with the Vampire, and then reappeared out of nowhere. Guess they need a little push.

"Answer or I'll kill you. Do you believe in, and/or, worship God?"

"No...I do not believe he exists," Said one of them, "Because if he truly did, why must we suffer like this?"

"And you?" I asked the other one.

"I...think he may exist. And if he does, I curse his existence. If God truly wishes that only his 'chosen people' can live easy lives, then I would prefer there to be no God than a God like that to exist."

Yes, that's right, this is the exact attitude you need to have towards religion and God!

"I see...you both pass, I won't kill you! Oh, one more thing...you're not pissed about not saving your masters, and then killing their kids, are you?"

"No, not at all...for that, we gratefully thank you. Those children were monsters, as were their parents. As I expected to die, my only solace was the satisfaction that I got to see them suffer and die first."

"Good answer! Oh, crap, I should go, I still need to be the first! Later, slaves!" I exclaid cheerfully, with a friendly wave.

As I reactivated my Stealth barrier, I couldn't help but wonder...had I done a good deed just now? Hm, that's not good, I need to be more villain-y. Eh, who cares, I enjoyed myself, and that's all that really matters. Let's just say that what I did way morally gray for now...

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Huh...as it turned out, I reached the rendezvous point like twenty minutes after that. I hope no one else has arrived yet! I walked in through the walls of the building and looked around...doesn't look like anyone's here yet, but soone might have arrived and hadn't taken down their Stealth barrier yet...for that matter, I hadn't taken mine down yet either.

Oh, maybe I can find them using Lightning Sensory Field...I could only use it at a range of a hundred ters max, lightning was definitely the hardest of the Elental Magic types to master, and I wasn't too great with lightning techniques. Huh, I'm sensing sobody upstairs...just one person. Crap, had soone else arrived before , after all!? No, wait, it felt like they were hiding...maybe it was soone else.

Well, only one way to find out. With my Stealth barrier still activate, I headed up the stairs and walked towards the spot I was sensing...there were a bunch of boxes filled with dusty books stacked on top of each other. Wow, was that supposed to be a hiding place? It was so obvious.

I walked around the wall of boxes and peered in...a woman was hiding there, looking half asleep. Oh, there's so empty food ration containers and water bottles too. And that outfit...holy crap, she's a nun!

"Hey, you there. You alive?" I inquired, shutting off the barrier.

"Wha...? Wh-who are you-...oh, thank goodness, you're a human!"

I've, uh, always had a thing for nuns since way back in my old world. And as this one stood up and dusted herself off, I could see that she had so pretty great curves...nice!

"Mhm, I'm as human as they get!" I replied with a grin.

How should I play this, tell her I'll save her if she, you know, plays with ? No, that was kinda like blackmail, and I don't want to be a creepy-type villain...hm, I need to figure out a way to make her want without pressuring her into it, but how-...

"My prayers were answered! God sent a savior, it's a divine miracle- ahh!" She began with teary eyes, before I interrupted her by grabbing her throat and lifting her up.

Damn it, what a letdown. This must be how doctors feel when they save a patient's life and the patient thanks God for it. No, I guess it was my fault for not seeing past the fantasy, stupid, stupid ...in reality, nuns were...

"Ahh, how disappointing. Of course a fucking nun is going to be a religious fanatic, what was I thinking? But that's not even the worst of it, you called a savior sent by God...so, basically, you're saying that I'm nothing more than a pawn to God. And there is no such thing as divine miracles...grr, damn, I'm so fucking pissed off! And disappointed too, on top of all that, you ruined my longti nun fantasy...guess there's no other choice...die, bitch."

I activated the Stealth barrier around us as she began screaming in pain, as I roasted her alive. I ford a pool of water under her to prevent any flas from burning up the floor...probably shouldn't leave any trace of her death, so I'll burn her entire body until she turns to ashes, and I'll use this water under it to collect the ashes and dump it in the toilet.

Hm, this is kinda slow...she's already dead now, but it'll take a while to completely turn her body into ash...ooh, I know, what if I add so lightning to the mix? Nice, it's working, she's getting incinerated a lot faster now!

It didn't take long after that to reduce the corpse to ash, after which I collected the ashes and threw it into a toilet using the water I used to gather the ashes. Okay, now to deal with the sll...I used Wind Magic to accomplish that. Sure is convenient having all five Elental Magic types!

Now, I just need to wait for the others to arrive. I wonder how long it's been since we started? I let out a slight yawn and sighed...I know that I have large reserves of stamina to tap into, but traveling almost nonstop for about a day was still pretty tiring. Plus I didn't get much sleep before this thing began, I was too excited and couldn't fall asleep.

Before I knew it, I had dozed off on one of the benches on the first floor, getting so much-needed rest. Not sure how long I was out for, but it would have been even longer if soone hadn't shaken awake at so point...I woke up to a slightly darker surroundings than when I fell asleep...looks like the sun is beginning to set. Wait, who woke ...?

"Oh, you're awake, Lord Valaque. When did you get h-?" Began a familiar figure with a bushy tail.

"Huh, Azeria...? Er, I an...hmph, it's about ti soone else showed up, I was starting to think-...ahhh, forget it, I missed my opportunity," I sighed remorsefully, "First my nun fantasy ruined and now this...man, today has really sucked, I don't deserve such bad luck..."

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