Chapter 340: Breathing thod? Breathe Your Stinking Ass!
Haruno wrapped her arms around Ren’s neck, pouting slightly.
Ren understood this look. He glanced around, set up a space restriction, and then kissed her. Haruno’s already soft lips, laced with a hint of alcohol, were even more delicious.
"You... you two!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka was stimulated by their bold behavior, as if struck by lightning. Her fingers trembled as she pointed at them, her heart filled with bitterness. She was the superfluous one here! And an old maid!
You two are truly damnable!
And so, the subsequent dinner changed. Haruno’s mischievous personality just wanted to tease Hiratsuka Shizuka, being intimate here and intimate there.
Hiratsuka Shizuka’s chest was filled with anger. In the end, she could only sit there as a huge third wheel, drinking sullenly.
"Wuwuwu, why can’t I find a boyfriend who truly loves ? Damn it! It’s too unfair! Wuwuwu..."
"This..." Ren twitched his lips. There were more than a dozen empty beer bottles on the table, all drunk by Hiratsuka Shizuka. She was completely out of control, dead drunk, and throwing a fit.
Not long ago, she had also poured out her grievances, even becoming a self-destructing truck, spouting many outrageous statents. In front of the two of them, she had even revealed that she had fantasized about Ren... on multiple occasions.
Ren had witnessed it firsthand, but he didn’t expect that she would make the sa mistake multiple tis, almost to the point of addiction.
Haruno was even too shocked to speak. Oh, great! Shizuka-chan, I treat you as my best friend, but you want to ss with my boyfriend?!
"The bill’s paid. What do we do now?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka certainly couldn’t be left alone in this drunken state.
Haruno rubbed her forehead, slightly tipsy. She looked at Shizuka’s sorrowful face, and then at her dear Ren. After so thought, she decided, "Ren, let’s take Shizuka-chan back to her apartnt."
"Mm."
To be honest, Hiratsuka Shizuka should also be from a wealthy family, so why did she like living in an apartnt? Ren could only say he didn’t understand the thoughts of young misses.
He directly teleported them to her ho and, with a thud, dropped her onto the sofa.
"Ugh!" Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly looked troubled.
Ren and Haruno thought she was going to throw up, but she didn’t. Her brows were tightly furrowed for a while before slowly relaxing.
Just as Haruno thought nothing was wrong, she saw a large wet stain on the crotch of Shizuka’s pants, and clear liquid dripping onto the sofa.
"Uh..." Haruno slapped her forehead. This Shizuka-chan actually lost control of her bladder! But on second thought, it made sense. She had drunk more than a dozen bottles of beer.
"This... Haruno, you’d better help her take a bath," Ren suggested. If this scene were fild, she’d probably die of embarrassnt.
"Okay. I’ll trouble you to clean up the living room." Haruno sighed and carried her to the bathroom.
Ren glanced at the sofa. Goodness... quite a bit of incontinence, and it was all clear. Are her kidney functions that strong?
Fortunately, he was soone who had seen all sorts of grand scenes. He had experienced incontinence many tis, aside from those who were scared, there were also those in bed. He was quite skilled at cleaning it up.
After cleaning the sofa and floor, he sat down and waited. Bored, he opened the Chat Group. He saw a ssage that piqued his curiosity.
[Tendou Kisara: Ying Zheng, are you an emperor?]
[Ying Zheng: I have only recently unified the six states, so I am called Emperor.]
[Tendou Kisara: Impressive.]
[Emilia: Is it difficult for an emperor to govern a country?]
[Ying Zheng: It is never easy to govern the world, especially when there are remnants of other nations and extraordinary individuals.]
[Kiana: Emilia is still learning how to govern? By the way, why do you want to be king? Isn’t it better to be free?]
[Emilia: I want Half-Elves to no longer suffer prejudice, and I want humans and elves to live in friendly peace.]
[Kiana: Hmm... that sounds very impressive.]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: A great wish, but sotis peaceful coexistence is almost impossible to achieve.]
[Emilia: I will work hard!]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: Oh my~ What a stubborn child.]
[Tsunade: At a ti like this, ’perseverance’ should be the word to use.]
[Furina: Exactly. Pursuing peace is a very great and comndable thing.]
[Emilia: Hmm, I’m just doing what I can.]
[Platelet: Go for it!]
[Ying Zheng: Everyone, sothing strange has happened here. I wonder if it’s related to the so-called apocalypse.]
[Silver Wolf: Tell us about it.]
[Ying Zheng: In recent days, there have been several cases of missing won in various places, almost simultaneously.]
[Sakata Gintoki: Huh? Kidnapping won, isn’t that the act of a perverted human trafficker?]
[Saeko Busujima: Indeed, missing won are hard to link to the apocalypse.]
[Furina: Human traffickers should all be judged and executed.]
[Ren: Not necessarily. In his world, which is affected by apocalyptic factors, reincarnated demonic cultivators can kill and devour souls. It’s not ruled out that this could be related.]
[Saeko Busujima: What Ren said makes sense. I didn’t consider it that deeply.]
[Ren: Ying Zheng, I suggest you pay attention to this matter. Events occurring almost simultaneously in various places look quite abnormal.]
[Ying Zheng: Thank you for your guidance, Administrator.]
He wouldn’t call it guidance; he actually hoped to trigger a Doom Companion. Besides that, there were no other abnormalities. After a brief exchange, Ren shifted to the Doomsday Roulette.
With 53.85 million doomsday points, couldn’t he just splurge freely?
He started the roulette but then realized sothing was wrong. Everything that ca out was junk: bamboo copters, Senzu Beans, Military Rations Pills, Nichirin Blades, Breathing thods... and so on.
He spun it 50 tis and didn’t get a single useful item.
Does it want to beco a god through a Breathing thod? Sun Breathing, body transforming into the Sun of Ten Thousand Realms! Moon Breathing, body transforming into the Moon of Ten Thousand Realms!
I’ll breathe your stinky ass!
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