Volu 1, Extra 2: One Day in the Apocalypse
Translator: Elkin (proofread by EvlNabiki & Arcedemius, C/E edited by Raylight & lucathia)
Dropped
“Junjun, you have no idea how many won are utterly miserable in the apocalypse. You have to stand up for won and crush all the n in this world under your foot!”
“But èrgē, you and Dàgē are n too?”
“Dàgē is a god, not a man. As for your èrgē, I’m more than willing to be stepped on by you.”
“èrgē, you’ve dropped your sense of sha. Here, let pick it up for you.”
Flown Away
“Junjun, do you think I’m perverted for lewdly fantasizing about Dàgē? Boohoohoo…”
“No èrgē, because Dàgē is far too hot. Even I get dazzled by him sotis, and I think about doing stuff with him!”
What?! *stares balefully with a face full of tears*
“Ugh… Don’t be like that, èrgē, I think about stuff like that with you too sotis!”
“Junjun, as a proactive, strong woman, you don’t have to fantasize. Realize your dreams! Co on, èrgē is ready for you anyti!”
“èrgē, your sense of sha has grown wings and flown away. Here, let catch it for you.”
The Space Age
“Sigh, my hip hurts. I was too active last night. Man, I’m so tired. Thank god I still have plenty of stamina; otherwise I’d be beat!”
“èrgē, was it a man or a woman last night?”
“What do you an, a man or woman? It was an aberrant.”
“èrgē! Your sense of sha has fired off into space on a rocket! Junjun can’t help you anymore!”
“What’re you talking about? Last night, all I did was wrestle the aberrant for most of the evening before I wore him out!”
“èrgē, it’s fine, you don’t have to explain. Junjun won’t tell anyone. Boohoohoo…”
“W-wait! Junjun, don’t run off crying! Please believe , your èrgē’s sense of sha hasn’t gone to outer space!”
Papaya and Pork Ribs Won’t Help
“èrgē, èrgē, you always say you’re fantasizing about Dàgē. A-and you always say you want to marry , right? H-have you ever thought about that way?” *blush*
“Uh, Junjun, you need to know, for soone to fantasize about you, you first have to have a bit of a figure. Whereas you… Sigh, at most you’re a B?”
“…Liar, I’ve got a million.”
“A million?”
“A million volts.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—“
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