Chapter 463: Chapter 462: I’m a Decent Person!
Wang Hao stared wide-eyed and numbly nodded his head.
So, they began to soak in the bath.
At that Kung Fu bathhouse, there were already three or five people inside. Sun Jian Country leaned against the edge of the pool, and that’s when he began to “Turn” it on!
Sun Jian Country, “Has our company’s Qiangzi been sentenced yet?”
Wang Hao, “He’s been sentenced, 15 years.”
Sun Jian Country, “Sigh. Qiangzi is a real man, killing over 60 people by himself; even his knife got all nicked.”
Wang Hao, “His parents have already made arrangents. In a bit of ti, we’ll get him out for dical parole. Can’t let our brothers get cold feet!”
“Yeah.” Sun Jian Country’s gaze fixed into the distance, as though pondering sothing, while his hand occasionally flicked water onto his chest.
He displayed a big boss deanor, and those few people bathing silently sidestepped to avoid the trio!
Then HQu Pinquan said, “By the way, heard there’s been another incident at the mine?”
Wang Hao was such a joker, bragging effortlessly, “Nothing serious, just over 800 people killed in a cave-in. All the families have been compensated, it’s all small change!”
Hou Pinquan nodded, “Hmm, it’s almost Lunar New Year, so it’s crucial we stabilize the families’ emotions to avoid any issues.”
Wang Hao laughed, “Understood.”
Damn, these two are acting pretty well, scaring those bathers so much they all got out of the water…
“Brother Hao, rember this,” Sun Jian Country whispered, “Once we’ve soaked enough, take a towel and swing it around your crotch area, then get out of the pool, and we head to the sauna. Pay attention to the way you walk: be sure to move slowly, with your legs spread quite apart, shuffling your slippers, sort of like a crab’s gait. Don’t keep your neck and head stiff; twist them now and then to the rhythm of your steps, giving an unruly, casual, and impressive big brother vibe. After entering the sauna, rub your face with your hands and sigh deeply. Wet steam, dry steam, Ruby room, infrared, blue light, whatever, we’ll steam in each room.”
“Damn that’s professional!” Wang Hao widened his eyes, “Got it!”
So the three n strolled around in just that way, and at this point, the bathhouse attendants were left dumbfounded—”Gentlen, would you like so drinks?”
“Three Red Bulls,” Sun Jian Country waved casually, “Need to replenish so energy, still got work to do.”
“Right away!” The server went to fetch the Red Bulls.
anwhile, the three of them proceeded to the scrubbing room.
Upon entering, they were t with rows of large beds, each occupied by pale, fleshy bodies, looking like a scene from a pig slaughterhouse.
“Scrub down ti, Master!” Sun Jian Country found an empty bed to lie on and started calling the scrubber over.
“Brother Hao, when getting scrubbed, it’s not just about the scrubbing; we need to add a little sothing extra.” In a flash, he groaned while being scrubbed, “After the scrub, we use a bag of bath salts to exfoliate and disinfect. Then we sar a bag of milk on the body, and after that, we must have a resounding massage. It needs to rhythm!”
Wang Hao, “…”
Damn, kid, you sure know your stuff!
Soon enough, they finished their scrubs, took showers, washed their hair, used body wash, brushed their teeth, shaved, and blow-dried their hair, then returned to the changing room.
Taking cigarettes and phones from the locker, the attentive staff had already passed over pajamas for the three.
“The critical mont’s coming,” Sun Jian Country lowered his voice like a conspiring revolutionary, “Rember, don’t smoke the Heavenly brand, smoke Fu Rongwang because we’re n of society. Rember to stuff a few hundred bucks inside the cigarette pack, as for what for—I’ll tell you later.”
Wang Hao nodded vigorously, “Okay!”
The three dressed in pajamas and headed upstairs.
Following the server’s announcent, “Esteed guests, this way to the upstairs,” they arrived at the day’s second destination: the relaxation hall!
The relaxation hall mainly hosted performances, usually singing, skits, acrobatics, codic duos, and the like.
“Let’s just find a spot,” Sun Jian Country led Wang Hao to a seat in the back, ordered a couple of beers and so sunflower seeds, watched for a while, then said, “Brother Hao, we only watch the show for a bit, must leave before it’s done, or afterward, there will be too many folks heading for health services. Rember, don’t go into a private room yet, hang out in the hall, smoke a cigarette, watch so TV, scope out the situation, and assess the quality of the female technicians coming and going. Once we’ve rested enough, we can move into a private room, order a pot of Tieguanyin tea, get a fruit plate, and while looking at the nu, listen as the server introduces services. Then you should first tip the server with a red bill, hinting at your preferences for the technician. Negotiate the service details thoroughly; don’t get fooled by those Thai, Chinese, or Japanese types.”
Hou Pinquan nodded, “Right, after the session, ask, ‘Can we go another round, darling?'”
Sun Jian Country imdiately affected a woman’s voice, “Big brother, we can only do it once per hour.”
Hou Pinquan continued, “That’s when you pull a red bill from the cigarette pack and slap it on her face. Because the technician’s cut with the bathhouse is either 46 or 55. If you give her the money directly, she pockets it all. Ask again. Can we?”
Sun Jian Country made lewd gestures, oozing sleaze, “Big brother, we can! And then your health wellness session begins.”
Wang Hao, “…”
Damn, you two degenerates, truly disgraceful!
I’m a respectable person!
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