Chapter 253: Chapter 253: The Show-Off Guest No. 9 Chapter 253: Chapter 253: The Show-Off Guest No. 9 Sun Miaoyun exclaid with surprise, “Mr. Zheng, he is Wang Hao, he’s really sothing, had all starstruck when talking about the Three Kingdoms!”
Mr. Zheng Qitian said, “That impressive? Well, let’s see how he performs.”
“Alright, now let’s welco our twenty-four beautiful single ladies,” as it was officially showti, ng Fei shouted, “Cue the music!”
The fast-paced music imdiately started playing—
“Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one…”
Then, the twenty-four beautiful female guests walked out hand in hand from the passageway.
All twenty-four female guests had undergone ticulous makeup backstage, and they were all dressed in specially prepared gorgeous outfits, such that as soon as they took their places, many of the single male audience mbers couldn’t help but exclaim, “Heaven, such beautiful ladies! I can’t, I can’t, I’ve got to co next ti!”
Whereas the female audience mbers were more interested in the music, “This song is really good! It’s fantastic!”
ng Fei casually joked with the live audience, “I heard quite a few people say they liked the song, right? Yes, you guessed it, this song was indeed created by Teacher Wang Hao!”
The whole audience responded with enthusiastic applause, with many female audience mbers shouting, “Brother Hao, we love you!”
A good number even held up their flashing signs, with ssages like “Brother Hao, you are so handso” and “Brother Hao, I want to be your disciple”…
Wang Hao, with a beaming smile, waved and bowed in acknowledgnt—there was no helping it, he turned heads everywhere he went!
“Welco to the twenty-four beautiful ladies!” ng Fei announced loudly, “All the ladies, get ready to start our show today, and please welco male guest number one, make a brilliant entrance!”
As the music played, male guest number one slowly descended from the elevator.
This male guest wore gray trousers, with a gray Tang suit on top, he wore glasses which gave him an educated and refined look. His shoes shone brightly, and on his wrist, he sported a designer watch, making his overall image quite presentable.
The entire audience let out a collective “Oh—!!!”
Wei Ming was completely dumbfounded—holy shit, this guy, he actually knew him, wasn’t this a colleague from their unit?! Nad Gao Qiming, what on earth was he doing here?!
After a short mont of surprise, Wei Ming felt nothing but admiration—damn, that’s what a capable leader is made of, always planning ahead. No sooner had a new show co out than their unit sent soone to challenge it, haha! What a fantastic arrangent!
As expected, as soon as Gao Qiming ca onstage, he waved around and loudly said, “Hello everyone, greetings comrades!”
The audience below reacted with an “Oh—!!!” and clapped, many of them laughing.
Gao Qiming continued, “Comrades, thank you for your hard work! Thanks to the hosts and ntors!”
ng Fei joked, “Should I be saying ‘serving the people’ here?”
“No,” Wang Hao jumped in, “We should say ‘serving the audience.’ That’s right, serving the audience.”
The audience unanimously praised, “Brother Hao is so witty!”
“Of course, of course,” agreed Gao Qiming.
When Gao Qiming made it to the center of the stage and looked around, he remained silent for quite a while, until ng Fei reminded him from the side, “What are you waiting for? It’s ti for you to introduce yourself, don’t be nervous. If a leader cos to our stage, we are the ones who should be nervous, ha.”
“Oh right, self-introduction!” Gao Qiming slapped his forehead, “I forgot, I forgot.” Clearing his throat, he said, “Hello everyone, my na is Gao Qiming, I’m thirty-two years old, and I’m very glad to et all of you here.”
“Oh, very good,” ng Fei nodded and asked, “I see you’re dressed very formally today, why did you choose to wear a Tang suit?”
Gao Qiming replied, “Probably because I quite like traditional Chinese culture, I think the Tang suit best represents Heavenly People’s Republic culture.”
“Ah, a fan of traditional culture,” Wang Hao promptly gave a thumbs up, “That deserves support. There aren’t many who like that nowadays.”
Wei Ming watched with great amusent from below, “This guy’s putting on quite the show, liking traditional Chinese culture, haha!”
“Just before the show begins,” Gao Qiming, holding the microphone, said, “I’d like to ask the twenty-four female guests here a question, and there’s a reward for the correct answer.”
The audience exclaid, “Eh?!”
Wang Hao, surprised, asked, “Are you sure these twenty-four beautiful girls will be interested in your reward?”
Gao Qiming replied, “It’s alright, there’s a reward even for a wrong answer.”
Mr. Zheng Qitian chuckled, “This guy, Gao Qiming, is really showing off…”
At that mont, Wang Hao turned to look at the female guests on the scene, “Does anyone want to answer?”
The twenty-four female guests just pursed their lips and smiled, then nobody raised a hand…
“It seems like the ladies aren’t very interested,” Gao Qiming quickly turned the gun on Wang Hao, “Then I’ll ask Teacher Wang Hao. Do you like Chinese classics?”
Wang Hao stroked his chin, “I read so occasionally.”
If anyone had the right to speak on this, it was ng Fei. He handed the tablet to Gao Qiming, “Our Teacher Wang Hao is very knowledgeable. If you want to discuss this topic with him, I suggest waiting until the show is over, or else I’m afraid the n waiting behind will get impatient… You know what I an.”
“Ha ha ha ha!” The whole audience roared with laughter, “Right, right, right, let’s focus on recording the show! Dating! Dating!”
It couldn’t be helped. If Wang Hao really got into this topic with him, today would turn into another episode of ‘Theoretical Chinese Classics’…
“Alright, I’ll choose one,” Gao Qiming, obviously a bit disappointed, took the tablet, browsed through the profiles of the female guests, flicked through them a couple of tis, and then randomly picked one, “Okay.”
“Yes, good,” ng Fei took back the tablet and said, “Mr. Gao has finished making his choice. Now, let’s see what the twenty-four female guests think of Mr. Gao Qiming. Please consider!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the female guests on-site looked at Gao Qiming, and then five seconds later…
“Bang bang bang bang—!!”
Lights out galore for this guy—he was left with only sixteen lights!
“Oh—!!!” The audience cheered, “Not bad, not bad! Interesting!”
“This show is pretty fun,” Zheng Qitian watched with great interest, “This Wang Hao really has so ideas.”
Sun Miaoyun giggled softly, “What do you think, Mr. Zheng? I wasn’t wrong, was I?”
“Yes, it’s worth watching.” Mr. Zheng crossed his arms, affirming.
“Pandering to the crowd,” Wei Ming chuckled darkly to himself, “This Gao Qiming is such a clown. He must’ve been sent here by the higher-ups to stir trouble. There’s no telling what kind of drama he’ll cause later. Heh, let’s just wait and watch the show!”
“Number Nine has sothing to say,” Wang Hao pointed to female guest number nine, a girl who seed rather gentle, “Why did you turn off your light?”
Number Nine’s voice was very fine as she smiled with pursed lips, “We’re here to find a match, and I think… he’s a bit too pretentious…”
The audience burst into laughter, “Ha ha ha, makes sense!”
Holding the microphone, Gao Qiming asked, “Miss, which number are you?”
ng Fei said, “Number Nine.”
“Oh, Number Nine,” Gao Qiming held the microphone and asked, “Have you read the Book of Poetry?”
Number Nine shook her head, “No, I haven’t.”
“I think,” Gao Qiming smirked disdainfully, “a woman who hasn’t even read the Book of Poetry, there’s no need for us to communicate. We’re not on the sa path, and it’s pointless to talk too much. Thank you.”
As soon as he finished, the audience let out a wave of booing.
Wei Ming was beside himself with laughter, whispering to Zheng Qitian, “Mr. Zheng, we’ve encountered such a character on the first episode! Ha ha, looks like they’re going to be embarrassed today, I reckon this segnt can’t even be aired!”
“Let’s just watch and see,” Zheng Qitian was here for so fun today and laughed, “It’s good to have a laugh.”
Wang Hao pointed to another side, “Number Twenty-One.”
Number Twenty-One was a girl with short hair, looking quite refreshing and straightforward, “This male guest, I don’t think we’re here to do academic research. I don’t see anything shaful about Number Nine not having read the Book of Poetry. How is there no need for communication?”
“Because I’m looking for a soulmate,” Gao Qiming’s face was full of pretension, “not just any girl will do. I have high standards for my other half, and if she doesn’t et my requirents, then why should I respond to her question?”
“Shhh—” The audience let out another wave of boos.
Wang Hao was dumbfounded—had this guy co here looking for a match or just to show off?!
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Monday, I’m asking for a recomndation ticket!
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