Chapter 240: Chapter 240 Are you looking for a son-in-law or are you pimping? Chapter 240: Chapter 240 Are you looking for a son-in-law or are you pimping? “Little rascal,” Mom scolded with a laugh, “now that I know you’re capable, but I’m not bedridden yet, and I don’t need you to provide for . Keeping busy with work is good for ; if I just stayed at ho all day, wouldn’t I beco sick from boredom? You focus on your business, I’ll take care of my work—it’s what I’m used to, so don’t you worry about . When you have kids in the future, I’ll quit my job and stay ho to take care of them, but right now, things are just fine as they are.”
“Well… okay then,” Wang Hao thought for a mont, then nodded, “Keep at it for now, but let make it clear—if you’re being mistreated at the restaurant, then quit. We don’t need that little bit of money.”
“Smarty-pants, I know you’re worried about Mom,” she pinched Wang Hao’s arm hard, “just go ahead and start your business, and don’t worry about your dad and .”
Dad also added from the side, “You seem to be doing quite well now, and I guess I don’t need to worry about you much anymore. Just rember, your mom and I will never need you to fret over us; just do your own thing well.”
Wang Hao nodded vigorously, “Got it, I understand!”
After checking out the car, he went ho for a good night’s sleep. The next morning, Wang Hao got up early, washed, dressed, and pulled out his lucky dice—
“My first long trip, hoping for so good luck—here we go!”
“Rattle rattle…” The lucky dice spun around on the table for a while. When they ca to a stop, Wang Hao was instantly thrilled!
“Wow hahaha! As expected, everything goes smoothly, it’s good luck again!”
Off we go!
Once downstairs, Wang Hao sent a WeChat ssage to Xia Xueqi: “Co downstairs, we’re ready to leave!”
Xia Xueqi: “On my way!”
Soon Xia Xueqi ca down from the building, and both of them got in the car—this ti with Xia Xueqi, the agent, driving, and Wang Hao sitting in the backseat—just like that!
Xia Xueqi started the car and asked, “Brother Hao, where are we heading?”
Wang Hao snapped his fingers, “Haihang Highway.”
The Haihang Highway connects Zhonghai City with Zhonghang City. The distance is roughly two hundred and ten kiloters; at a speed of one hundred and twenty kiloters per hour on the highway, it takes about two hours.
So, when Xia Xueqi drove off the Zhonghang City expressway, it was just noon.
After finding a spot for lunch, Xia Xueqi asked, “Brother Hao, we have the show set, but where do we find the people?”
On “If You Are the One,” the most important part is the female guests. If we can’t gather enough of them, then that’s a real problem.
“That really is an issue,” Wang Hao stroked his chin, “where can we find female guests…”
He thought for a while, and then his eyes lit up, “Got it!”
Hehehe, today is my lucky day, invincible! To find won, there’s one thod that’s absolutely effective!
Go to the dating park!
Wang Hao rembered that in recent years, many parks have corners for matchmaking, where parents of daughters hold up photos and information and wait for potential sons-in-law. Our dating show is naturally the simplest to organize in such places!
He quickly searched online for “Zhonghang dating park” and soon found one—Wansong Academy!
“Let’s go, we’ll check out Wansong Academy first!” Wang Hao started his navigation, “It’s 5.3 kiloters from here. Let’s set off!”
Before long they arrived. Wang Hao got out of the car and said, “I’ll take a look around first. You contact Mr. Liu in the anti, and then go and buy the various equipnt we need for the show.” As he said this, he sent Xia Xueqi one hundred thousand yuan over WeChat.
“Alright, I’m off then,” Xia Xueqi nodded, then added, “Brother Hao, just call or WeChat if you need anything.”
“Okay, go ahead.”
After Xia Xueqi left, Wang Hao strolled into the park.
This Wansong Academy was a very famous dating park in Zhonghang City. When Wang Hao and Xia Xueqi arrived at this matchmaking corner, the scene before them still managed to astound Wang Hao!
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Oh man, grass-cutting is over, what a crowd!
It’s no exaggeration to say there were at least two hundred people, mainly parents, with the occasional young person coming on their own.
Everyone was holding sothing like a resu, with matrimonial ads written on them, felt just like a job fair. Wang Hao casually walked around and found that there were especially many older unmarried won, basically accounting for eighty percent.
He hadn’t been watching for long when a middle-aged woman approached him and started chatting: “Hey there, sir, over here, this way!” This middle-aged woman’s attitude was mysterious, and she kept waving at Wang Hao, looking just like a mada from a brothel…
“?” Wang Hao pointed at himself. “Are you calling ?”
“Of course, I’m calling you,” the middle-aged woman said, lifting the sign in her hand and pulling Wang Hao aside to a corner. “Young man, you’re here to find a match, right? What’s your occupation? What about your education level? Annual inco? Do you have a house and a car? My daughter, she’s 168 centiters tall, with long hair over her shoulders, holds a master’s degree, is twenty-eight this year, tall with long legs and a big butt, definitely breeding material for boys! Here’s her picture, a candid shot, without makeup, take a look!”
Wang Hao: “…”
Holy shit, are you looking for a son-in-law or pimping? This sounds way too much like selling pigs.
But all the better, it makes the search so much easier!
“,” Wang Hao started, his inner child kicking in, and he began bluffing shalessly. “I’m a freelancer, a scriptwriter, with an average educational background, graduated from a community college, have a car, but no house yet.”
“No house and you’re out looking for a match!” The middle-aged woman turned and left. “The young people of today really are unreliable—hey, that gentleman over there, looking smart, you must be successful! My daughter is 168 centiters tall, with long hair over her shoulders, holds a master’s degree, is twenty-eight this year, tall with long legs and a big butt, definitely breeding material for boys! Here’s her picture, a candid shot, without makeup, take a look!”
Wang Hao: “…”
Damn, she left so decisively!
This is unbearable! So what if I don’t have a house? We’re from Zhonghai City, you think I can’t afford to buy a house?
I’m seriously pissed now!
Wang Hao went for another turn and, after grasping the situation, decisively left the park—to buy a gaphone!
He went to a variety store at the gate, bought a gaphone, and with it in hand, returned to the matchmaking corner. When he reached a clearing, he picked up the gaphone and started shouting—
“Have a look, take a gander! Our program team is planning to launch a dating show! It’s ti for the n to marry and the won to wed, and if you can’t find a suitable husband here, no worries, just get on our show and you’re guaranteed to bring ho a wealthy husband! Even if you can’t find one on the spot, leave your contact information and soone will co calling!”
Whoa—!!!
With that blast from the gaphone, the matchmaking corner instantly fell into chaos!
All sorts of folks—uncles, aunties, and elders—all began rushing towards Wang Hao. That middle-aged lady who’d walked away earlier was now the most enthusiastic: “ ! My daughter is suitable! She’s 168 centiters tall, with long hair over her shoulders, has a master’s degree, is twenty-eight this year, tall with long legs and a big butt, definitely breeding material for boys! Here’s her picture, a candid shot, without makeup, take a look!”
“Your daughter has been put up for ‘evaluation’ for so many days without any takers, but my daughter is the real deal. Absolutely beautiful, a classic beauty! She’s 165 centiters tall, a delicate beauty who would topple cities and kingdoms!”
“Choose mine, choose mine, my daughter’s a catch from a good family, twenty-six years old, with a bachelor’s degree, busty and curvy, a real bloor!”
Of course, aside from these more excited individuals, there were also the more rational ones—
“Nephew, are you telling the truth? Are you really from the TV station?”
“Are you sure it’s not a scam? You ought to be an honest man!”
Seeing that he had successfully gathered a crowd, Wang Hao couldn’t just joke around at this critical mont and imdiately began to shout: “True or false, why don’t you just follow and see for yourself? Let’s head off to Zhonghang TV Station right now, and it’s best everyone brings their daughters along. Our program needs interviews, re photos definitely won’t cut it!”
To the Zhonghang TV Station!
Once they heard this, the crowd knew there was hope, and everyone whipped out their phones to start calling: “Sweetheart, what are you doing? Take so ti off and co here right away! Yes, yes, yes, there’s a big opportunity, a great one!” “Get to the Zhonghang TV Station, hurry! The station is launching a program! A dating show! And the n who can get on the show, their credentials couldn’t possibly be bad, could they? Hurry on over!” “Take ti off, you must! Co quick, yeah that’s right, it’s a program at the TV station! Hurry over and check it out!”
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