Lenny stepped forward with a smile on his face.
"Bear!?" Nicky could not believe her eyes. "You cheating scoundrel! Ten years ago, You said you loved , and after our one-night stand, You left for dead at the jaws of a mutated beast. That Beast ate and swallowed four tis. Every ti, I would get digested in its stomach and then co back to life after it vomited . I had to forge an escape through its asshole!"
Everyone heard the quick explanation and was speechless.
Truly, this girl was very unlucky to have t a fellow like this.
Even Scarface's eyebrows twitched a little, as did Lenny's smile.
However, he had already started the show; he couldn't stop now, even if he wanted to.
Lenny stepped forward boldly, still rembering the task given to him by the system.
In truth, if he had been allowed to use violence, this would have been a lot faster.
In fact, those two who escorted him into the premises would have had their heads rolling in to announce his arrival.
And by now, he would have just burned everything around him to bits, and the entire problem would have been long gone.
However, now he had to bring up a smile to fawn over the gentlen, who obviously preferred the harsher touch.
Lenny turned to Nicky, imitating Bear's voice as best as he could rember from the man's conversation with Scarface when he was outside the cave.
"Hey there, darling! The truth about that is that I ca back for you that day, but I was just no match for a mutated beast. And your father ca after my head then. But that day, I prayed day and night for your return, and I have been praying ever since then for the blessings of Ciri to guide you into my hands again. And Behold, I am here for you, my love!"
Lenny said those words with such fervor that one of Scarface's eyes could not help but twitch again. He had to constantly remind himself that this was not the real Bear but rather Lenny in disguise.
And the constant Reminder that Lenny was very well capable of tearing him to pieces faster than a pair of scissors could cut paper tad him in his spot.
Washboard Chuckled a little. "Such a loving tale of True Love. But You know, unless you are here to exchange your liver for hers, You are really in the wrong place."
In saying those words, the nacing-looking n around slowly started to gather around Lenny and Scarface.
So had baseball bats. In their hands, so had crossbars, and so had chains.
Evidently, these n wanted to first enjoy the thrill of beating them up before harvesting their livers.
Washboard nodded, "You dear lover boy, you know nothing about what your Sweet cheeks and her daddy owe . You see, I am owed one month's worth of Liver. But do you at all know how long that will take? A normal person's liver needs about half a year to grow back to full size after a donation. Thank heavens for the blessing granted by Ciri. It will only take you about a day. However, I will harvest you every day for thirty days straight and..."
~Sniff~
Washboard's words were interrupted by his nose. "What in Ciri's fucking kitchen is that sll!?"
He sniffed again, and then the others suddenly noticed the sll.
They too began to sniff the air, trying to trace its source.
"Is that barbecue!?"
This question was a strong one.
After all, these people were ghouls. This ant that even though they still retained their human form, they essentially were not.I think you should take a look at
Mutation by negative energy affected everything.
Even their flesh slled spoiled and sour.
It was just that they were already used to the sll. This ant that even if one were to roast the at of a Ghoul, it would not co out with a sweet scent.
It was for this reason that the sll of at was so unique.
In fact, at the mont, this sll in the air is like a faint taste of heaven.
Lenny suddenly chuckled as he stepped forward. "I am surprised it took you this long to sll it. Truly, your noses have beco rotten with the useless liver you enjoy so much. anwhile, back in MY town, we enjoy hunts like this."
Lenny stretched a hand behind his back and inside his clothes.
This action of his imdiately got a reaction from the n.
It was obvious that they thought he was bringing out a weapon. After all, these people had survived the modern age and the post-apocalypse. Handguns were not at all new to them.
However, Lenny maintained his smile as he slowly removed his hand.
This was an action that ensured all eyes were accurately focused on him. He brought out a little piece of at, the size of a chicken nugget, and then he threw it at Washboard.
Instantly, Washboard caught it.
"What the hell is this?"
"That, my friend, is EDIBLE gold. At least in these parts it is."
Washboard frowned. "Are you tryna poison , son? You think I'll fall for your bullshit?"
Lenny raised a brow at him, "I doubt your n will let and my FATHER in-law out of here if I do. Besides, won't you just co back to life?"
That was another valuable argunt.
One that Washboard could not find any fault to argue with.
Lenny was already cursing at the man's stupidity in his head.
Apparently, Washboard was like any rich man in the modern world. They all had an incredible fear of death.
Even when immortality had been granted, he was still scared of death.
With a reminder of the information Lenny had just granted, Washboard threw the piece of juicy at into his mouth.
Slowly, he chewed.
As he did, his eyes brightened up, and he pushed away the girls around him as he suddenly fell to the ground...
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