373 I am a virgin, let off in the na of God!
” I am a virgin! I am a virgin! For the love of god, let off!” Zhai Tianyu who was being pushed into a corner tumbled on the bed of the Queen as He raised his body with the hand that was on the bed while he stretched the other hand in front of the Queen who was already holding a burning talisman in her hand.
Good lord, this was the first ti he saw a woman threatening her husband like this —— what kind of woman goes straight for the nuts of her husband? Even if she was not interested in taking a bite of these nuts but still!
” You don’t have to lie, your majesty,” Liu Hui Ying said with a frown as the fla of her talisman started to burn even more furiously. ” There is nothing to worry about, it’s an easy task——”
” For who?” Zhai Tianyu shouted as he looked at his wife stunned that she was even saying such things.
” Should we stop her?” Jia Li asked Li Gang and the other ghosts who were watching the drama in front of them while munching on the sunflower seeds. ” It will be too much of a sha if such a perfect specin like the Emperor loses his nuts.”
Li Gang felt his brows twitch as he replied, ” Nah, let him have his fun…since he dared to fall for a woman like Liu Hui Ying, he should know how to handle her as well, if he cannot even do that then what use is he even?”
Jia Li turned to look at the male ghost who had a sneer on his face and then comnted, ” You are enjoying this too much aren’t you?”
” Hell yeah, I am,” Li Gang snickered as he cupped his crotch and then said, ” I died without using this little baby of mine, it will be wonderful if I have a comrade with ! Even if it was a comrade with roasted nuts.”
” You are awful. You are enjoying the pain of soone else!”
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” I died as a gangster what do you expect from ?”
” But is it really fine to leave them alone like that?” Grandma Lan Fen was rather embarrassed while watching the sight of a young man getting forced to give up his nuts.
“It’s fun, leave them to it.” Witch Mao comnted as she continued to munch on her sunflower seeds.
Zhai Tianyu heard the words of the four ghosts and felt as if he was going to lose his mind, he scrambled on the bed before bringing a pillow to sit between his legs and then emphasised, ” An emperor never lies, I … I am a virgin… I just promote them to get their parents off my back!”
” Isn’t that even worse?” Liu Hui Ying asked with a deadly terrifying expression as the fla of her talisman almost reached the tent’s roof. ” You are looking down on because I am an abandoned daughter without a mother and a careless father?”
” Oh co on, Jeez! That is not what I ant! And please watch the flas, my queen if you use a fla that hot, I am afraid that I will die! ” Zhai Tianyu who was trying to calm his wife down muttered as he raised his hands in the air and then honestly said, ” I am telling you, I am looking for a way to deal with this matter,…you will get your courtyard pretty soon my queen.. which will be better than the others.”
Liu Hui Ying stared at Zhai Tianyu who was staring at her with an earnest expression before she comnted, ” I do not trust you, your majesty.”
And then swung her talisman at Zhai Tianyu.
” AHHHHH!”
” KABOOM!”
The tent of the Empress was blown up causing everyone on the hunting grounds to rush to where the Empress was and was stunned to see a huge hole that was still burning while the Emperor was on the ground.
The crowd: “....” ???? What in the world is going on?
” My queen you!” Zhai Tianyu who almost got his entire body roasted spat a mouthful of dirt and glared at Liu Hui Ying but when he saw the crowd that was looking at the two of them, he coughed and then very calmly stood up from the ground as he wiped the dirt off his clothes and smilingly looked at the crowd before saying, “It is too hot isn’t it?”
The crowd: “...” At least make a decent excuse your majesty!
” My, My,” a voice echoed in the clearing as Liu Dong Ming strutted forward and then looked at the flaming hot hole in the tent before he comnted, ” Looks like the Queen is being targeted again and again, when she arrived at the hunting grounds she was attacked by a dagger and now this, if not for his majesty, I am afraid we would have lost our queen.”
” Now look here, Left pri minister, this can be an accident.” Ji Yang who arrived after hearing the blast looked at Liu Hui Ying with confusion in his eyes. It was true that he had planned sothing for the queen but this was not in the plan! How co a bomb exploded in the tent of the Queen? Who was the one who was stupid enough to do sothing as foolish as this?
And dagger? He turned to look at his son, Ji Mo who shook his head saying silently that he was not the one who did this.
‘ So who was it?’ Ji Yang roared in his head wanting to flush the culprit out and then kick them on the butt, how can they be so foolish because of them now the Queen and Liu Dong Ming will be even more careful and sure enough he heard Liu Dong Ming say,
” There are no accidents, Right pri minister,” smiled Liu Dong Ming with a glint in his eyes as he further added, ” I cannot leave my niece alone with such things happening to her which is why I think it is appropriate for her to stay with his majesty, in his tent during the entire hunt.”
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