Ye Xingbei: "..."
Even though she was praised, for so reason, it felt like she received sympathy points. What’s up with that?
Xiao Shumiao took the cup and eagerly studied the nas on it, chattering as he studied, "Brother Xiaoyue, look, your cup is black like Black Maomao, my cup is green like Lu Maomao, and Mom’s cup is white like Bai Maomao. Mom is aweso, so thoughtful!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
No, it’s not!
It was just a coincidence!
She just thought Xiao Shumiao was a tree, and trees are green, so she made a green cup.
She wasn’t interested in Lu Maomao’s green at all, really.
Lingyue took the cup engraved with Gu Junzhu’s na, "Master’s cup is blue."
"Yeah," Xiao Shumiao said, "Blue is the color of the sky and sea, and Dad’s love for us is as vast as the sky and as magnificent as the sea!"
Ye Xingbei: "...Son, your phrasing seems a bit off."
"How is that possible?" Xiao Shumiao protested, "Dad’s love for us is just like the sky and the sea, I’m using adjectives, Mom, you don’t get it, don’t speak nonsense!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
"Exactly," Gu Junzhu chuckled, nudging Ye Xingbei, "If you don’t understand, don’t speak nonsense."
Ye Xingbei: "Gu, Jun, Zhu!"
Gu Junzhu wrapped his arm around her waist, "I know, you’re just jealous of ."
Ye Xingbei: "Tonight you’re sleeping on the sofa!"
"Won..." Gu Junzhu sighed, shaking his head, "Can’t you say sothing new?"
Ye Xingbei: "Tonight you’re sleeping on the street!"
"..." Gu Junzhu laughed, giving her a peck, "Sweetheart, you’re getting cuter!"
Xiao Shumiao looked up at him, "Dad, the one getting cuter is ! Mom is getting more beautiful, more lovely, more like a little fairy!"
Ye Xingbei: "...What’s with this ’little fairy’?"
"It’s a little fairy just like little sweetheart!" Xiao Shumiao said, "This is a barbell, this is a dumbbell, you’re my little fairy, this is a heart, this is love, you’re my little sweetheart!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
She looked at Gu Junzhu with a speechless face, "Mr. Gu Junzhu, I seriously request you to pay attention to your son’s education from now on! What is all this nonsense?"
"It’s cheesy sweet talk, don’t you get it? I can do it too," Gu Junzhu cleared his throat, "This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you’re my treasure! Do you know what I’m missing? I’m missing you! I suspect your essence is a book, otherwise why do I keep wanting to..."
He leaned close to Ye Xingbei’s ear, planting a kiss on her earlobe, "...sleep!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
This father and son duo are beyond saving.
Really.
They are, absolutely, beyond saving!
Xiao Shumiao enthusiastically clapped for Gu Junzhu, "Dad, you’re aweso! Dad can do everything! Dad is the best!"
Ye Xingbei: "...You win! Haven’t you seen enough? Pack up, we should go ho."
"I don’t want to go ho!" Xiao Shumiao said, "I want to eat sothing delicious!"
Ye Xingbei asked, "Is Aunt Bohe’s food not good?"
"Familiar places don’t have scenic views, you’d get tired of even the finest delicacies," Xiao Shumiao’s little mouth was quick and slick, "Mom, today noon I want to eat foie gras and snail rice noodles!"
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