Bai Yeyuan took the phone lazily. He thought that the little woman had seen so gossip about herself. He thought that he had asked yeyi to get rid of the news last night so that the little thing would not be bothered anymore.
Who knew that when he looked at it, he almost spat out the tea in his mouth.
What Xiao Ning showed him was not gossip at all.
It was a popular post on a parenting website.
The title of the post was "Do you have a 'birthmark'on your baby's Butt? Do you know how it ca about?"
When he opened it, he saw that many baby mothers were discussing this hot topic. There were even so who posted photos of their babies on Photoshop.
On the baby's White P, there were all kinds of "Birthmarks"in all kinds of colors and shapes.
There were red, pink, blue, black, light green, and even light gold ones.
So said it was a bloody mole, so said it was a strawberry mole, and so said it was an ink mole... there were all kinds of different explanations.
Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning, he comforted her, "Don't look at these scary things. Don't worry about our Bai Dabao. He has good genes. None of us have this kind of birthmark, so he definitely won't inherit it."
However, Xiao Ning's face was dark. She did not say anything. She clicked on the most liked reply in the post and threw the phone back to him.
This ti, Bai Yeyuan read a few lines carefully and raised his eyebrows.
"According to scientific statistics, the reason for the formation of such a large-scale birthmark is that the husband and wife have gone through too many 'rooms'during pregnancy, and the ti they have done it is too long. Moreover, they have always left too many of them inside... Therefore, I advise all of you, Mommy and Daddy, to refrain from having any thoughts that you shouldn't have and do too many shaful things that you shouldn't have. You must persevere for ten months, be pure-hearted, abstain from fasting, and resolutely avoid the possibility of a large-scale birthmark appearing on your baby's body!"
Bai Yeyuan read out loud.
The more he read, the more he felt that sothing was wrong.
pαпdα`noνɐ1`сoМ F * ck, what kind of anti-science post was this? This was clearly advising him to be vegetarian and not eat at. How could this be?
Bai Yeyuan's tone beca serious, he began to criticize, "Little Thing, you've read dical books. When have you ever seen such an argunt in a proper dical book? Would doing such a thing cause the child to have a birthmark? Did they think that all the tadpoles that were released in the end were spilled on the child? This is ridiculous! There's no scientific basis for it!"
However, such a righteous rebuttal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.
Xiao Ning retorted calmly, "The dical books haven't ntioned anything about the aphrodisiac poison. Why didn't You Say Anything?"
Bai Yeyuan:"..."
The little thing was getting better at criticizing people!
The corner of his lips twitched a few tis. After thinking for a mont, he said in a gentler tone, "Then from now on... We should reduce the frequency a little?"
For example, from three tis a day to two tis a day?
His heart was bleeding! This was equivalent to losing one-third of his rations. For this unscientific post, he had made a huge concession.
However..
Xiao Ning's eyes twitched. "With your one dose, the baby's P P will turn green, okay?"
Bai yeyuan: "What do you think?"
Xiao Ning: "Don't do it again in the future!"
Bai Yeyuan:"..."
This little thing was trying to murder her husband!
After being stifled for a long ti, an idea flashed through his mind. He curled his lips and said, "This problem is actually very easy to solve."
Xiao Ning ignored him lazily. "Yeah, it's very easy to solve. Just tighten your belt in the future and don't be impulsive."
Bai Yeyuan smiled Evilly and caressed her lips with his finger. Seeing this, Xiao Ning's hair stood on end. She pushed his finger away forcefully and covered her mouth, she stuttered and protested, "Don't even think about using my place. I'll... I'll solve the problem for you! I don't agree!"
Her mouth, however, was not ant for that. It was humiliating!
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