Dead Man's Harem. Since I can't kill myself, I'll find other ways to be happy. Chapter 3: F-cup rank adventurer

It took him roughly twenty minutes to get to the town entrance. Limping his way through the gate, Devon ignored the stares of humans and beastfolk, as he clutched the gaping wound on his chest and wandered down the market aisle.

His wound was closing faster than he expected, too, as if heaven itself was taunting him, telling him that he didn't have the luxury to choose to die.

"Mister, why don't you spend so ti with here~" a female voice ca from the side.

Devon turned his head and saw that it was a girl with pointed ears and giant breasts, wearing a seductively revealing witch robe dress. She was standing in front of a brothel, with the na Erika's Sex Shop emblazened on a fancy sign.

Figuring that he really didn't have much else to lose, Devon limped over to the elf girl, whose soft eyes widened a bit in fear when she saw the ss of blood all over his clothes, although his wound had closed by now.

"How much for a night with you?" Devon said with a sowhat disinterested tone. Since he couldn't kill himself, he figured that he might as well try to enjoy himself in whatever depraved way possible, although he wasn't sure that he was still capable of enjoying much of anything anymore.

"U-um since I'm the owner, three thousand gold for a night with , but there are other girls here at l-lower rates" The elf prostitute's ears twitched shyly as she spoke.

"I see," ca Devon's terse reply. He turned back around, deciding to co back later after he made so money.

Leaving the elf girl in a daze, Devon turned around and headed towards the town square, where there was a giant guild building. He figured that since he wasn't able to die, it was best to at least try to adopt a pain minimization heuristic, to avoid intense hunger pangs and other short term miseries. And possibly spend a night with that busty elf girl.

But first, he needed a steady source of inco. Walking into the guild center, Devon headed to the reception desk while folding a bit of cloth over his wound to make it unnoticeable.

"Hi and welco to the adventurer's guild! Have you registered with us before?" a pretty bunnygirl receptionist said with a bow to Devon.

"No need a card," he replied, looking up at the services they provided which included issuing adventurer cards.

"Alright, wait just one mont," she replied, taking out a piece of parchnt and a magically laminated tal card the size of a credit card. "What's your na?

"Devon. Devon Hall."

"Oookay. And do you wish to take the adventurer rank test, or will you just start out as an F-rank adventurer?"

"Just start out as F-rank, please."

The receptionist nodded, scribbling onto her notepad. "And your class?"

"Dead man walking."

The receptionist's bunny ears twitched. "Um dead man walking?"

Devon nodded.

"Are you sure you want that to be your class? It might be hard to find work if you don't properly list your class"

"Never mind then, just put warrior then." Devon didn't see any benefit from making a fuss about putting his correct class if it was only a hindrance to his goals.

The bunny girl nodded, rolling up the parchnt and putting it in a compartnt behind her. She tapped a chanism, and a newly minted tal adventurer's card popped out.

"Here's your adventurer's card~" she said sweetly.

"Thank you ma'am. Can I ask how to find work around here?"

The bunny girl receptionist giggled and leaned in to whisper to Devon. "Actually, there's sothing special you can do since you're quite handso and charming." Pushing a few buttons on the chanical machine behind her, a black tal card popped out. "This is the key to the backroom. You can find so more interesting work there, it's just around the back of this guild behind that curtain over there. I'm sure you'll find the work intriguing, if you know what I an~"

The receptionist pointed towards an unassuming dirty curtain on the other end of the adventurer's guild. "And, if you want so more normal jobs, the guild bulletin is right there where that crowd of adventurers are."

Devon nodded in thanks, taking the black card from here. "I'll look for you again if I need any help."

"Any ti~" replied the bunny girl receptionist with a mischievous grin on her face.