Chapter 402: Chapter 381: The Inflated Shell Lady
In fact, an intelligence of 17.1 doesn’t represent twice or even triple the thinking speed, but rather 17 tis that of an average person.
The world that Chen Shouyi sees is completely different from what an ordinary person sees.
Clearer, with a much slower passage of ti.
This is a world where ti has slowed down by seventeen tis.
The reason Chen Shouyi doesn’t feel much different is that this change has been gradual, influenced by the surrounding environnt, and he’s slowly gotten used to it.
The lancholy on his face lasted less than a second.
It was broken by a slight noise.
"Damn!"
Chen Shouyi rembered sothing, his expression changed slightly, and he quickly walked from the living room to the bathroom, imdiately seeing the Shell Lady holding a glass bottle half her size, tilting it against her mouth, trying desperately to pour it in.
She’s really capable!
Wasn’t she just asleep? Her nose is sharper than a dog’s!
Seeing Chen Shouyi enter, the Shell Lady was imdiately startled, like a cat with its fur standing on end, quickly throwing away the bottle.
As the thick glass bottle clattered onto the sink with a clanging sound.
The Shell Lady quickly jumped off the sink and bolted out of the bathroom door.
Chen Shouyi watched all this, speechless.
He put the glass bottle back in place.
Returned to the bed, pulled back the blanket, and found that the Shell Lady had already curled up inside, lying quietly.
Do you really think I’m blind?
Chen Shouyi chuckled, stretching out his finger to poke her body.
Causing her to roll back and forth, her clothes in disarray.
Yet the Shell Lady still didn’t move, acting like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water.
After half a minute of rolling.
The Shell Lady finally got thoroughly annoyed by Chen Shouyi, suddenly grabbing his finger and biting hard with her mouth.
Chen Shouyi was stunned, not expecting the Shell Lady to actually bite: "Let go!"
"Woo woo woo..." the Shell Lady mumbled, clearly resentful, biting down with all her might.
"Let go!"
"Woo woo woo..."
No matter what Chen Shouyi said, the Shell Lady wouldn’t let go, so he even lifted her off the bed, gently swaying, but unfortunately, his finger was gripped tightly like an octopus, unable to shake her off.
"Alright, alright, I was wrong, just let go!" Faced with the fierce Shell Lady, Chen Shouyi had no choice but to apologize.
The Shell Lady imdiately let go, looking as if she had won a great victory, defeated the giant, proudly said: "Bad giant, does Tiny ask you if it hurts?"
"It hurts!" Chen Shouyi cooperatively replied.
"Do you still want to be bitten?"
Chen Shouyi quickly shook his head, glanced at his finger, noticing a faint, almost imperceptible row of fine teeth marks, with quite a biting force, which would probably leave a normal person bitten a piece of flesh.
The Shell Lady, complacent, spat a few tis: "Bad giant, if you bully Tiny again, sneak eating good stuff, Tiny will bite you again, and pluck your hair to make you cry in pain!"
Chen Shouyi was speechless: "Okay, okay, you’re amazing!"
"Tiny is the most amazing!" the Shell Lady said proudly, lightly hopping down from mid-air, then grinned, showing a small set of white teeth, clattering as she seriously threatened:
"Tiny can bite a worm in half, quickly bring the good stuff for Tiny to eat!"
So fierce!
Have you seen a fist the size of a sand pot?
Believe it or not, one punch and you’ll poop yourself?
Chen Shouyi ntally hmphed, too lazy to bicker with the silly Shell Lady.
He then went to the bathroom to retrieve a few empty bottles.
The Shell Lady’s eyes lit up, imdiately jumping off the bed, grabbing Chen Shouyi’s pants leg with her little hand, eagerly shouted: "Give it to , give it to !"
"Why rush, wait!" Chen Shouyi said grumpily.
There was only so residue inside, adding up to just a drop or two.
Chen Shouyi first poured so boiling water into a cup, waiting for it to cool to lukewarm, then poured the warm water into each glass bottle, shook it a little, then poured it into the spoon the Shell Lady often used to eat.
During this ti, the Shell Lady repeatedly hurried him, impatiently.
"Alright, it’s ready to eat!" Chen Shouyi put the spoon in front of her.
The Shell Lady imdiately grabbed the spoon and started eating eagerly, and in a few seconds, she was getting dizzy, swaying, accidentally burying her face into the spoon.
Chen Shouyi quickly stretched out his finger to support her head.
"All for Tiny, Tiny still wants to eat!" The Shell Lady’s face was wet, with a dazed look, her little pink tongue licking her lips, her face silly.
Very quickly, she jolted herself awake, grabbing the spoon and diving in again.
After half a minute, the small half spoon of Divine Marrow Dilution Liquid had been licked clean, then she sat there woodenly, looking around as if in a daze.
Could it be that the more she eats, the dumber she gets?
Chen Shouyi muttered, waving his finger in front of her eyes: "Tiny?"
The Shell Lady looked up at him curiously: "Big giant, why do you speak so slow?"
Seems normal.
"It’s you speaking too fast!" Chen Shouyi replied.
The Shell Lady thought for a mont, nodded, her eyes filled with confident light, as if she controlled everything: "That’s right, Tiny feels mighty now, Tiny was stupid before, now Tiny is smart."
Chen Shouyi could see it, she’s inflated!
Just like when he entered the superhuman state, every ti he’d have a delusion of transcending everything.
Simply put, she’s inflated.
He couldn’t help but worry, a smarter Shell Lady would be harder to trick in the future, then he had an idea, tentatively asked:
"How many elephants do three elephants plus two elephants make?"
"One-one-one-one elephant!" The Shell Lady dismissively glanced at Chen Shouyi, quickly replied: "Big giant, you’re so dumb!"
Faced with Tiny insulting his intelligence, Chen Shouyi didn’t care, let it be like a breeze past his face, asked again: "Then let
ask you, ninety-five elephants... no, elephants plus a hundred and five elephants? This is a bit hard, right?"
The Shell Lady snorted disdainfully: "Too easy!"
"One-one..."
Listening to Tiny counting like a machine gun, Chen Shouyi felt his heart settle, relieved, finally reassured.
Seems like he was overthinking it.
She’s still the sa silly Shell Lady as before.
The only difference is that she’s beco more narcissistic.
Chen Shouyi didn’t want to listen anymore, took off the suit and shirt he was wearing, changed into comfortable big shorts, got ready, started practicing the thirty-six forms of Horizontal Training, since he’d been busy all morning, he hadn’t properly practiced, his whole body felt a bit itchy.
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