"F*ck, it’s him! The god-like man! He’s made the list again!" —— Second Order Sentinel.
"Yo, this is interesting. Note the highlights, current criminal charges, tearing sounds. You guys savor this, puahahaha hehehe~" —— Everything Jade will Ruin You, Third-order Preaching Chief.
"What does that an? Brother Gu Pan, add and explain. I want to be torn by you too." —— Pure Little White Rabbit.
"F*ck? Pretty interesting." —— Anonymous.
"Master, I’ve realized it!" —— Tidal Forgotten Dreams.
"Last ti I saw this man’s na was just yesterday. Brother, add as a friend, the nickna says it all, you know." —— Beautiful Spirit Lingzhi, Second Order Witch.
"In just two days, making the list twice, this is the gold content of the Human Clan’s pillars of society! The youth must continue to strive without slack; the future belongs to you, young people." —— Chen Huang, First Order Genius.
"If it were soone else called Demon Extermination Vajra, I’d definitely think he was on an exorcism path, killing monsters. But if it’s Muscle King Gu Pan, I doubt it, I can only think of that position!" —— Rainy Day Ren Shun.
"Where?" —— Anonymous.
"Idiot, do you even have to ask? Of course, it’s his Unfallen Golden Spear!" —— Jing’an Taoist, Second Order Night Watchman.
"Wrong, it’s his massive muscles! Bro, breathe in~ Bro, add ~" —— Tea Selling Cute Sister from Sanchuan River, Second Order Fallen Nun.
"The hero above thinks alike. I suggest you add first, let test the quality." —— Unfallen Silver Spear, Second Order Iron Armor.
"I think you and Warrior Gu Lishi are cut from the sa cloth." —— Nobody.
"Nothing else to say then, Warrior Gu Pan is mighty and domineering, with unmatched divine power, unifying Jianghu!" —— Ranting on the Liuyang River.
"So it’s Warrior Gu Lishi, I’ve long admired the great na! Warrior, rember to accept my friend request! Front row here to tell everyone a secret, looks like the neighboring mountain closure is because a female disciple wasn’t keeping herself pure, claims to be the Saintess of Ice and Purity, but actually, she’s just laying eggs~ kekeke." —— Leng Mingxiao, Third-stage Annihilation Profound Woman.
"Above, I’ve seen you so many tis, do you have a grudge against Female Void Palace? Why post everywhere? Add as a friend, let’s talk details about the eggs." —— Lone Heir of Nanxing Island Cloud Family, Second Order Witch.
"No, strictly speaking, Female Void Palace only closed halfway; those in the know understand that it’s the Taoist path that is closed. We from Buddhist Cultivator lineage are doing well, welco everyone to co over for tea and chats." —— Leng Mingxiao.
"Is that so? Spill the details!" —— Yue Hua.
"Tell more!" —— East Sea.
"Hahahaha!" —— Jiang Lang Exhausted of Wealth, Third-tier chanical Expert.
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...
Seeing a string of comnts about oneself, or the casual joking chatter, and the constant flashes of friend requests from nuns, fallen nuns, veterinarians, witches, and others, Xu Shu’s vision went dark, expression freezing on his face.
What’s up with this generation of netizens?
Too hard to handle. They actually managed to think of such weird stuff from just a few words!
Are there no normal people at all? Dammit.
Xu Shu fell silent for a while.
At this mont, he completely lost the bit of luck he held in his heart.
It’s all that guy called [Everything Jade will Ruin You].
Just because this damn guy pointed out the oddity of "current criminal charges, tearing sounds" right at the beginning.
As a result, he alone led everyone else astray.
Once he ntioned it, others had epiphanies as if through inspiration, their thoughts inevitably turning perverse!
It proves that the "initial comnts" indeed play a vital role in steering the conversation’s direction!
"F*cking caterpillars, why use your imagination like that? I’ve rembered you now."
Xu Shu angrily took out a notebook and wrote down the person’s na.
This guy who loves to join the fray, who turns out not to be weak, is a Third Rank Transcendent, a "monk" called Third-order Preaching Chief.
Hmm, Third Rank?
Xu Shu quietly noted it, planning to seek revenge later.
The endless "praises" continued, and amidst this, so raised their doubts.
For instance: "What does ’flying across the sky’ an? I rember he once had the review ’As sunrise heroes soar,’ and now it’s flying across the sky again; can he really fly? Second Rank, flying Iron Armors are rare, huh!"
"Does anyone know what a Demon Chosen is?"
"Flying across the sky, interesting. Typically if you can really fly, you shouldn’t need to be flitting about everywhere, wasting energy, since the target is Warrior Gu Lishi, this special prodigy. I suspect this phrase has ulterior anings~"
"Our teacher taught us to deconstruct words when we encounter things we don’t understand, like breaking down a phrase and thinking about each word separately; you might discover a different angle..."
Xu Shu:?
No, stop slicing it!
Seeing the direction of the conversation getting weirder by the mont, Xu Shu hesitated for a mont then chose to shut down the upgraded network.
Out of sight, out of mind!
He lay down quietly, yet he felt a streak of relief.
Good thing only Gu Pan’s reputation suffered, and those who know "Gu Pan" can’t count them on one hand in this upgraded network.
You, "Demon Extermination Vajra" Gu Pan, got your reputation ruined, turned into a lecherous man in the eyes of nuns and witches; what does it have to do with , the righteous and glorious Xu Shu of the apocalypse?
Hehe, just reading the comnts will show that the update of Qingyun List’s ranking holds little allure for those above the Third Rank; it’s basically First and Second Ranks, a bunch of idlers making noise; I’m not worried at all!
Well, leaving that aside, jumping directly into the top hundred this ti ain’t bad.
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