"Oh my god, what do I do now?"
Xu Qingfan looked at the bright red handprint on his face and couldn't help but gasp in shock.
Only when he left did he realize his face was painfully hot. He found a secluded bathroom to check and indeed saw his swollen face like a pig's head in the mirror.
Xu Qingfan tried using tap water to cool it down but even after more than a minute of washing, there was no improvent.
It wasn't that he felt pain, but he was about to et Wanning and Yiyi soon, and he didn't know how to explain himself to these girls.
Claiming he hit himself too hard while trying to kill a mosquito?
Surely even a fool wouldn't be fooled by that!
"I've got it!"
"I'll go to the infirmary and ask the school nurse for a couple of fever-reducing patches!"
No longer dominated by stupidity, Xu Qingfan's intelligence reclaid the high ground.
Thinking it, he imdiately posted "et at the school gate" in the group chat, then ran non-stop to the infirmary.
The infirmary was right next to the administrative building, also close to the laboratory building.
When he reached the infirmary, the school nurse was already turning off the lights, preparing to leave.
Xu Qingfan tily thought to himself and politely said, "Hello sir, I accidentally hit my face while walking. Could you give so fever-reducing patches?"
Since it's on campus, whether it's the school nurse or the principal, students are accustod to addressing them as 'teacher.'
The school nurse turned the lights back on in the infirmary, his gaze shifting to Xu Qingfan's swollen right cheek and the shiny handprint on it.
His lips twitched, giving Xu Qingfan a couple more glances.
[The kid's quite handso; good looks probably an he's not a troublemaker, so he must have been cheating!]
Having spent over twenty years on campus, he'd seen all sorts of cases and instantly guessed why Xu Qingfan had been hit.
As for why it wasn't from a boys' fight: well, from his understanding of high school boys, unless it was sothing really serious, those boys absolutely wouldn't co to the school nurse. In two words, it's embarrassing!
"Did you bump into a female student?"
The school nurse looked him up and down with a disdainful expression, his lips couldn't be held back; he was openly mocking him!
Xu Qingfan:...
[Old Deng, you've narrowed your path!]
Xu Qingfan showed him a generously kind smile, and indeed felt too embarrassed to argue, especially since Xiao Ruawen's hand was open when she hit him.
The school nurse chuckled and turned around to get him a bottle of frozen Nongfu Spring from the refrigerator.
"These fever-reducing patches won't reduce swelling on that face of yours, use this instead, wrap it in a towel and ice it for more than ten minutes after you get back to the dorm."
Xu Qingfan really wanted to bite him, didn't he know that fever-reducing patches wouldn't reduce swelling?
[I just wanted sothing to cover it, mind your own business!]
"It's okay, teacher, I commute from ho. I'll just ice it when I get back. Could you give two fever-reducing patches to cover it up?" Xu Qingfan continued to smile, though his facial muscles were stiff.
The school nurse gave him another aningful look, shook his head, then bent down again and took out two fever-reducing patches from the refrigerator.
"Two dollars each, cash or school card?"
"School card."
After paying, Xu Qingfan used the infirmary's mirror to properly apply the two fever-reducing patches, finally managing to cover up the handprint on his face.
He awkwardly endured the process, then without looking back, he sprinted away.
"I'm not coming back to this damn infirmary for the next three years!" He cursed as he ran so distance away.
The five girls were standing under a streetlight; he could see them from a distance as he approached from the darkness.
Noticing Xiao Ruawen was also there, Xu Qingfan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Because just then, he'd rembered sothing.
[Xiao Ruawen knows about my fling with Xia Xiaoxiao!!!]
It just goes to show, when the little head is in charge of the big head, there's not much intelligence left.
Xu Qingfan tried to see it from Xiao Ruawen's perspective: "You've already kissed Xiaoxiao, even went up to the rooftop, and now you dare to co and kiss , what am I to you?
I'm Xiaoxiao's best friend, how could you treat like this!"
Thinking this way, Xu Qingfan felt that getting hit was indeed deserved.
"Brother Qing Fan, why are you so slow, duck!" Lin Wanning was the first to spot Xu Qingfan approaching and shouted at him.
Xiao Ruawen, seeing the figure erge from the darkness, turned around feeling guilty.
"You took so long in the bathroom.... what happened to your face?" Xia Xiaoxiao initially spoke with disdain, but upon seeing sothing on his face, she imdiately asked with concern.
"Brother Fan, why is your face swollen?" Wu Lingyu moved closer, pained as she poked the fever-reducing patch on his face.
"Let see, Brother Qing Fan!" Lin Wanning tiptoed closer, gently blowing on his face.
"How did brother get hurt?"
Except for Xiao Ruawen still standing there, helpless, the four girls all showed ample concern.
Seizing the detail from Xia Xiaoxiao's earlier words, Xu Qingfan started his act: "Oh~ what bad luck, I was looking down at my phone in the bathroom, and since the lights weren't on at night in the first-floor restroom, I accidentally walked into the won's bathroom!"
"Can you believe it? Just then, a girl ca out of the stall right as I walked in, mistook for a pervert who walked into the won's room, and slapped hard."
"Pfft!" Xiao Ruawen's cheeks puffed up, rattling like a squirrel with its mouth stuffed with nuts.
Fortunately, the four girls were all focused on Xu Qingfan's face, so they didn't notice the odd behavior of Xiao Ruawen at the mont.
"What happened next, Brother Qing Fan, what happened next?" Lin Wanning was both sympathetic and curious.
"Then, after she hit , she took off running. I didn't even have ti to react, still looking at my phone, and I didn't get a good look at her!"
The dog of a man gritted his teeth, putting on a good show.
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