Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Impossible! This was reality, and not a video ga where one could simply use money to buy pay-to-win items and quickly level up. This was the world of cultivation... how could it be so easy to advance in realm?
“Now then, where were you three planning to go before bumping into ?” Song Shuhang, who was in front of them, asked at this ti.
Guoguo coughed, and then said, “Senior Brother Shuhang, can we not reply to this question?”
“Hehe, if you want to spank you until you shiet all over the place... sure.” Song Shuhang tilted his head and gently smiled. “Guoguo, I need to remind you of sothing. I’m now at the Third Stage Overcast Moon ridian Realm. Therefore, you can forget about escaping!”
The small monk opened his eyes wide. Song Shuhang had really reached the Third Stage Realm! This was like cheating!
But right at this ti, the slightly older girl pondered for a mont, and said, “Senior Brother Shuhang, we were originally planning to head to the Jiangnan area.”
She believed that it would be sowhat difficult to vanquish demons and monsters by relying solely on the strength of the trio. Therefore, if they could travel alongside this Senior Brother Song, who was already at the Third Stage Realm, their chances of success would be much higher.
But here ca the problem... how could they convince this Senior Brother Shuhang to go with them, making him vanquish demons and monsters together with them?
No, wait... the main problem was that this Senior Brother Shuhang had just received a mission from Senior Brother Three Realms, and the mission consisted in sending the three of them back!
“Eh? You were also headed to the Jiangnan area?” Song Shuhang pulled his suitcase along and stretched out his hand to push his sunglasses up. After pondering for a mont, he said, “In that case, since Senior Brother Three Realms has yet to co over to pick you up, you’ll follow to Wenzhou City. If Senior Brother Three Realms hasn’t co by tomorrow, I’ll bring you to the Jiangnan area. I was just planning to go there since my university is about to start.”
After hearing these words, the eyes of the small monk Guoguo imdiately lit up. “Senior Brother Shuhang, as expected, you are the best!”
Song Shuhang used a karate chop to gently hit the head of the small monk, and then said, “It’s too late for your flattery. Right, let introduce myself. My surna is Song, and my na is Shuhang. As for my daoist na... forget it, just call Tyrannical Saber Song One, alright?”
Song Shuhang was too lazy to ntion all his daoist nas. Recently, the na ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One’ was rather trendy, and even the White Cloud Academy referred to him with this na in public.
Therefore, since he was too lazy to tell them about all his daoist nas, he decided to just use ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One’.
Sotis, getting used to things could have scary effects. For example, now that Song Shuhang was used to the daoist na ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One’, he didn’t feel embarrassed or awkward when people called him by this na.
For another example, Song Shuhang had now gotten used to using the saber, and he even felt that riding a flying saber might be very cool.
“Hello, Senior Brother Tyrannical Saber,” the slightly older girl said in a soft voice. “My na is Shi, and I don’t have a daoist na yet.”
“My na is Zhu,” the slightly younger girl replied cautiously.
“Well... you can just call Senior Brother Shuhang, alright?” Song Shuhang got sowhat curious, and asked,” Anyway, you have a single-character na?”
They didn’t have a surna? Just like Venerable ‘White’?
“Yes, we have a single-character na. It’s the tradition of our sect,” Loli Shi replied in a soft voice.
“Although a single-character na sounds sowhat strange, I’m still very happy that I ended up with it. If our sect had the tradition of giving the disciples two-character nas... my teacher would have surely called Lazhu (wax candle). Therefore, I’m happy with just the single-character na ‘Zhu’—it sounds more pleasant,” Loli Zhu replied with a serious expression on her face.
“What a strange tradition... however, you don’t have it that bad in the end. According to what I know, there is this very peculiar sect that decided to na its disciples after all sorts of flora. The daoist nas of the previous generation were of the vegetable series, and the ones of the current generation are of the fruit series. Perhaps the daoist nas of the next generation would be nad after cereals?” Song Shuhang smiled and tried to comfort them.
“...” Loli Shi.
“...” Loli Zhu.
There is sowhat wrong with this atmosphere! I was trying to comfort them, but it seems it had the opposite effect...? Song Shuhang imdiately had a bad premonition.
The small monk Guoguo quietly pulled the corner of Song Shuhang’s clothes, and said, “Senior Brother Shuhang, the sect you are talking about is precisely the sect Shi and Zhu co from. If seniority is taken into account, they should be Fairy Lychee’s juniors. In other words, they are part of the ‘cereal generation’ you ntioned just now.”
“...” Song Shuhang.
Well, this is so frigging embarrassing!
Loli Shi said, “Are you saying that our daoist nas will be of the cereal series? Like Fairy Wheat or Fairy Paddy Rice?”
Loli Zhu said anxiously, “No, I don’t want a similar na! I might as well choose the na Fairy Wax Candle at this point!”
“Cough.” Guoguo coughed, and comforted them, “Still, Shi and Zhu aren’t really part of Fairy Lychee’s lineage. The vegetable and fruit series daoist nas are limited to Fairy Lychee’s lineage. As far as I know, Shi and Zhu’s lineage doesn’t have these types of daoist nas.”
“You actually know so many things?” Song Shuhang was surprised.
“Ahaha, I just heard Senior Brother Three Realms ntion this stuff.” The small monk rubbed his bald head. He absolutely wasn’t going to tell Song Shuhang that he had asked Senior Brother Three Realms about all this information so that he could abduct these two honored guests.
Although the small monk was very disobedient, he would act only after careful planning whenever he was going to do sothing. For example, when he’d run away from the temple the first ti to treat his hemorrhoids, he ca up all alone with the idea of selling himself to a slave trader so that he could scrape together the money necessary for the surgery.
But right at this ti, the slightly older girl, ‘Shi’, said, “Senior Brother Shuhang, are we going to take another train and head to Wenzhou City? I’m asking because we don’t have any money with us at the mont... we used everything we had to buy the tickets for that train headed to the Jiangnan area.”
“...” Song Shuhang gazed at the small monk, and said, “Were you planning to head to the Jiangnan area with no money at all? If you guys hadn’t bumped into , where were you going to sleep after reaching the Jiangnan area? And what about your food?”
“Of course, we were going to live in the place Senior dicine Master bought! I even have the key,” the small monk Guoguo said smugly.
“When did you get the key?” Song Shuhang was stunned.
“Doudou gave it to ,” the small monk replied honestly. “Doudou gave one to Senior White, one to , and also had his own copy of the key.”
Song Shuhang sighed. As expected, it was Doudou’s doing. “Still, what about your food?”
“There is a lot of food stored in Senior dicine Master’s multi-storied building. Although I don’t know how to cook, Shi can do it,” Guoguo said smugly.
Loli Shi blushed, sowhat embarrassed.
Shuhang hadn’t expected that this little miss could even cook!
When disobedient children team up together, they sure can do scary things, Song Shuhang thought to himself.
“Such being the case, Senior Shuhang, you will have to pay for our train tickets if you want to bring us to Wenzhou City,” the small monk said, self-satisfied.
Song Shuhang said, “Forget it, we aren’t taking the train anymore.”
“In that case, how are we going to Wenzhou City?” the small monk asked.
Song Shuhang replied, “Follow for now. Let’s get out of the train station first.”
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Song Shuhang brought Guoguo and the others outside the train station and looked for a place with no people.
“Wait a mont... Senior Brother Shuhang, is it possible that you are also short of money? Are we going to run until Wenzhou City in that case?” the small monk asked cautiously.
After hearing Guoguo’s words, the complexions of Loli Zhu and Loli Shi imdiately paled. Running until Wenzhou City? Even if they used magical techniques, they would have to run for more than ten hours!
“Good idea,” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “Unfortunately, I’m in a hurry now, and we will have to leave this thod for another ti. Alright, Ye Si~ co out and et the children.”
Ye Si drilled out of Song Shuhang’s chest, and said, “Oh! Hello, little fellow daoists. I’m Ye Si from the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, and you can just call Senior Sister Ye Si.”
When they suddenly saw a person drill out of Song Shuhang’s chest, Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu got a scare.
After a short mont, the small monk asked in puzzlent, “Senior Sister Ye Si, why are you inside Senior Brother Shuhang’s body?”
“Because I’m his ghost spirit!” Ye Si replied.
The small monk raised his head and looked at Song Shuhang. “Senior Brother Shuhang, you actually turned your ghost spirit into a girl!”
“Don’t let your thoughts wander!” Song Shuhang used a karate chop to hit the bald head of the small monk. “Senior Sister Ye Si isn’t my previous ghost spirit. This matter is a long story. If you are curious, I can slowly tell you about it later. A lot of things happened during this month. Ye Si, let’s fly to Wenzhou City!”
“Sure, but wait a mont. I want to activate the navigator first since I have no idea where Wenzhou City is,” Ye Si said.
“...” Song Shuhang.
After a short mont, Senior Sister Ye Si operated her flight-type magical treasure, which happened to be a golden book, and soared into the sky while bringing along Song Shuhang, Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu.
When the golden book soared into the sky, an invisible formation activated, making Song Shuhang and the others invisible to the eyes of ordinary people.
Song Shuhang hoped that the navigator was trustworthy. He didn’t want to end up in the wrong place.
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In the Netherworld Realm, inside the world of the black lotus.
Senior White Two had spent several days researching the place, and he had managed to thoroughly comprehend its properties by now.
Previously, he had seen the ball of liquid tal leave its mark of ownership inside the world of the black lotus through a special dance.
Now, as long as Senior White Two followed the inverse thod, it wouldn’t be a problem for him to crack the secret behind the mark of ownership of the world of the black lotus.
“Just give the ti to carry out a few experints, and I’ll be able to erase the mark that that idiot left in the world of the black lotus. After that, I’ll leave behind a new mark and beco the new master of this world... it sounds very exciting!” Senior White Two said happily.
After I’m finished turning the world of the black lotus into my private property, I’ll leisurely spin a cocoon here and have a good sleep.
This ti, I’ll hopefully be able to sleep longer than usual, possibly over a thousand years.
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In the anti, in Fairy Lychee’s immortal cave.
Fairy Lychee rested her chin in her hand and lazily looked at herself in the mirror.
The movie that the Nine Provinces Number One Group had produced would be screened today. However, Fairy Lychee wasn’t planning to sneak into a movie theater and watch it.
Actually, since after the 20th of this month, she had beco sowhat restless and was unable to calm down.
Should I look for a place to relax? But where can I go? Fairy Lychee thought to herself.
Right, didn’t Venerable White say that he would bring her, Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao, and the others to the ancient ruins of that ‘Immortal’ to have so fun?
But when would Venerable White be free?
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