Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
“Did you lock onto the coordinates of the monster willow?”
“Yes, I’ve been keeping an eye on her coordinates the whole ti. Earlier, she moved for a short distance, but has been still since then. Her current location must be where the target is.”
“Just to be safe, we should send the vanguard to explore the place first while we take command from the back.”
“It’s a good idea, I agree.”
“I agree.”
“I agree.”
“Good, it’s settled then! The Netherworld will protect us and bless us with a successful raid!”
“The Netherworld will protect us!”
“The Netherworld will protect us!”
The six cave lords of the Mountain of Next Life happily decided their next course of action.
These were six cave lords of the Sixth Stage True Monarch rank, plus their elite subordinates; it was a force to be reckoned with!
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At the location where the movie was being shot.
The preparations for the second scene of the second act had already started, and the shooting was going to start in a while.
The second scene would take place at the periphery of Venerable White’s holiday residence. There was a small mountain road there that was really suitable to shoot the scene of the main character Ling Ye getting ambushed by a pack of wild beasts while he was rushing toward the venue for Senior Sister Murong Hua’s wedding.
Venerable White, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, and his family headed toward the location of the shooting ahead of ti so that they could familiarize themselves with the surrounding area and decide how to conduct the fight during the shooting.
Venerable White’s understanding of the shooting process was getting better and better.
Great Master Swallow Cloud, Yu Jiaojiao, Gao Moumou, and the others also headed toward the location of the second scene.
Nevertheless, Song Shuhang, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, Scholar Drunken XXX, and the other seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group didn’t imdiately head toward the shooting location of the next scene. At this ti, they were all gathered outside the shooting location of the third scene of the second act—the place where dicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist were going to get married—while preparing to witness a good play.
“They are coming, they are coming,” Fairy Lychee said with a laugh. She was the first one to notice.
Soon after, dicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist brought Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, who was tied up for good, out. At this ti, several red-colored decorations used for joyful occasions were hanging from Thrice Reckless’ daoist robe.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed his glasses up and asked, “dicine Master, what’s this ‘good play’ you were referring to? It doesn’t seem as though Thrice Reckless Mad Saber is any different from before.”
“No need to be impatient. The dicine has just started to take effect. You’ll see changes very soon.” dicine Master gently smiled and then looked at Scholar Drunken XXX, asking, “Scholar, do you have another set of that special rope?”
If they couldn’t rember his na, they could just refer to him as ‘Scholar’, but Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless was simply too self-confident and too much of a death-seeker to rember about this detail.
“Yes, I have several sets, actually. Brother dicine Master, how long does the rope need to be?” Scholar Drunken XXX asked.
Riverly Purple Mist replied, “Hmm, a twenty or thirty ters long rope should be more than enough.”
Scholar Drunken XXX took a thirty ters long rope out of his clothes. As for why he was carrying all these ropes with him, no one knew.
“Thank you, Scholar.” dicine Master faintly smiled and took the rope.
“You are welco,” Scholar Drunken XXX said, then asked expectantly, “Brother dicine Master... do you rember my na?”
Earlier, when Thrice Reckless Mad Saber guessed his na wrong again and again, Scholar Drunken Moon didn’t seem to care and looked very calm. But now, it looked as though he was sowhat affected by it?
“Ahaha, don’t worry, Scholar. Fellow Daoist Northern River surely rembers your dao na. He wrote it on a small paper that he attached to one corner of his computer screen. Therefore, we can just ask Fellow Daoist Northern River about it.” dicine Master quickly threw the hot potato at Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator faintly smiled and, full of confidence, said, “Scholar Drunken Moone, fear not. I can rember your na even without the help of a mo.”
Scholar Drunken Moon froze for an instant, then held Northern River’s Loose Cultivator’s hand, sowhat touched. “Old Northern River, you are truly a reliable person!”
“You are welco, Drunken Moone.” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator faintly smiled. However, he was quite ashad deep inside his heart.
After failing to correctly rember the na of the scholar even after he pasted that small note to the edge of the laptop, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator had a sudden flash of inspiration and thought of another thod.
Since he couldn’t rember Scholar Drunken XXX’s real na, he might as well morize an incorrect version of it!
As long as the pronunciation was the sa, wouldn’t the final outco be the sa?
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was proud of himself for being so clever.
In the end, he decided to settle on the na ‘Scholar Drunken Moone’, which sounded very similar to Scholar Drunken XXX’s real dao na.
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was able to morize this incorrect version of the dao na imdiately.
As for the original version of the na of the scholar, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator had no idea what it might be.
Was it Drunken Mown? Drunken Moan? Drugged ? Drugged Main? Or Drunkard Baboon?
After all, there were a lot of words that had similar pronunciation!
However, it didn’t matter. He just had to firmly keep in mind the dao na ‘Scholar Drunken Moone’ until the day Scholar Drunken XXX reached the Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm.
After all, the two nas sounded almost the sa when read aloud!
Scholar Drunken Moon, who didn’t know the inside story of this matter, was almost moved to tears.
“Northern River unexpectedly managed to rember the na of the scholar? Is it possible that he read his na aloud for the past few days, repeating it hundreds of tis and finally rembering it?” Young Master Phoenix Slayer said in a low voice to a nearby fellow daoist.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber mumbled, “Hmmmm!” Dammit, that was my plan! Northern River unexpectedly beat to it!
True Monarch Fallout held his chin and said, “Why do I find the scene Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer described sowhat inappropriate?”
After hearing these words, Fairy Lychee’s eyes imdiately lit up. Her imagination started to run wild as she said, “Hmm~ Northern River affectionately repeating the na of the scholar each day? No matter how I imagine this scene, it has a certain aning to it.”
Fairy Dongfang Six added, “In addition, he repeated it hundreds of tis each day. Hmm~”
Riverly Purple Mist continued, “Is it possible that Fellow Daoist Northern River used different intonations while repeating the na of the scholar? First quickly and then slowly, first gently and then smoothly?”
Su Clan’s Sixteen concluded, “Is this love?”
“...” Song Shuhang.
F*ck, the gossiping power of fairy maidens can reach fearso levels—just like ordinary won when they are gathered together!
“...” Scholar Drunken Moon.
“...” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.
It’s not like I can’t hear you if you speak in a low voice! Everyone here is a cultivator with excellent hearing, and everyone knows that! Since you are capable of using it, use the secret sound transmission!
And you, Miss Riverly Purple Mist, do you think I won’t flip the table?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Just now, I was helping your dear dicine Master get out of the crisis that Scholar Drunken Moone’s na had given birth to!
dicine Master was rather embarrassed at this ti. After all, he was the one that threw the hot potato at Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.
Thereupon, he tried to help Northern River’s Loose Cultivator get out of this predicant. “Cough. Purple Mist, enough gossiping. Co here and help tie Thrice Reckless up. The dicine is about to take effect!”
Riverly Purple Mist slightly lowered her eyes and obediently ran to dicine Master’s side. Then, the duo tied the new rope to the one already tied to Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s feet. It almost felt as though they were tying a string to a balloon.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was confused and had no idea as to what was going on. But right at this ti, he felt his body becoming hot.
“It has started,” Riverly Purple Mist said. Then, she tied a red cloth around Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s feet.
dicine Master used one hand to grab the extremity of the rope and kept other in the air in front of Thrice Reckless. Afterward, he said, “Everyone, I’ll show you a magic trick now!”
The gazes of the various fellow daoists concentrated on dicine Master and Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s bodies.
“Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, inflate!” dicine Master said in a grave tone.
He really had the deanor of a first-class magician at this ti!
In the next mont, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s body started to quickly inflate, just as though soone had pumped air into him.
In the ti it took to blink twice, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s body had already inflated to the point of becoming a huge ball. Then, he started to float as well!
Luckily, what he was wearing right now was the regulation daoist robe True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple had provided. Although this type of robe didn’t have any defensive ability, it could shrink and expand at will and was dustproof. Therefore, it didn’t burst open after his body inflated.
“Hmmm! Hmmm!” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was getting anxious. What was happening to his body? Which kind of scary dicine did dicine Master give him? Why had his body inflated and turned into its current appearance?
“These are the effects of a manmade insect. I started to manufacture this insect when I was young and found the ti to finish it just recently.” dicine Master laughed and explained, “This insect is completely harmless to cultivators. The last ti I tried to manufacture it, I was only a cultivator of the Second Stage Realm and very far from reaching the Fourth Stage Realm. Back then, I really envied cultivators of the Fourth Stage that could freely fly in the sky.”
Song Shuhang approved and said, “I can understand how Senior dicine Master felt at that ti. The blue sky is the weak spot of many n. Each man secretly dreams of soaring in the blue sky!”
“Yes, that’s exactly it,” dicine Master said. “Since I was studying pill refining, I thought of realizing this dream in advance through the use of dicinal pills. I thought of refining floating pills, flying dicine, and so on that could allow to fly in the sky... but in the end, I failed, and what was left behind was a batch of half-finished products. Amongst them was this ‘ballon insect’ that I gave to Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless.”
After hearing the explanation, the various fellow daoists were clear as to what was going on. In short, these were the effects of one of dicine Master’s half-finished products from the past. After being used on Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless’ body, it had finally served its purpose.
“Senior dicine Master, for how long will the effects of this ‘balloon insect’ last?” Song Shuhang asked.
“With controlling it, it can last indefinitely. But you don’t have to worry, since it won’t cause any harm to Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless’ body. Anyway, everyone will be able to witness a magnificent sight as soon as the ‘balloon insect’ is removed.” dicine Master faintly smiled and continued, “During the shooting of the third scene of the second act in a while, we can use Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless to make the scene more lively.”
“...” Song Shuhang.
You want to use him to make the scene more lively...? I guess you can do that only by making him explode? Or by turning him into sothing akin to firecrackers?
In other words, will Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber explode once the ‘balloon insect’ is removed?
Impossible, Senior dicine Master can’t be this cruel! However, since it will help to make the scene more lively... it’s bound to have an effect similar to firecrackers, right?
Just as they were discussing, the balloon version Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had already reached the height of 25 ters, fluttering in the wind.
“Hmmm~” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber anxiously called out.
What a shaful display!
Had he known earlier, he would have angered Venerable White for good and gambled upon the possibility of getting sent away with a disposable flying sword!
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After watching the scene of Thrice Reckless Mad Saber floating up in the sky, the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group headed toward the location of the second scene of the second act, where the battle between Cave Lord Snow Wolf & Family and Venerable White would take place.
But right at this ti, Song Shuhang received a call from Senior Xian Gong.
“Little friend Shuhang, are you free? I’ve shifted all the traps I arranged next to Yu Jiaojiao’s villa over here. Therefore, can you co over and leave your aura behind? This ti, we’ll surely catch the demodragon!” Scholar Xian Gong said resolutely.
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