Chapter 338: An upgraded version of the disposable flying sword 005 edition!
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang wanted to ask Venerable White about the aning behind those words. He feared that his weak body wouldn’t be able to withstand the wild ride of the disposable flying sword 005 edition—after seeing Senior Copper Trigram zigzag in the sky, as well as recalling the ’parachute style landing’ feature and the bunjee jumping-like pleasant sensation... he felt that he would surely die in the process.
However, he wasn’t as foolish as to directly ask Venerable White: ’Senior, are you planning to use the disposable flying sword 005 edition to send on a trip in the sky?’
Therefore, he had to probe into it stealthily, which was even more difficult!
First of all... if Senior White really wanted to send him off on a trip with the disposable flying sword 005 edition, it should be because he discovered about that death-seeking matter from back then.
The fact that Senior White suddenly grabbed his hair yesterday and made two ponytails partially confird this theory. It was likely that the matter about him and Soft Feather changing Senior White’s hairstyle and facial expressions over and over again had been leaked.
As for how it was leaked... the reason might as well be that file Soft Feather sent in the group space. Therefore, he had to go in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and confirm the situation.
Song Shuhang’s phone was a regular one and couldn’t get any signal in the middle of the East China Sea. Since Immortal Master Copper Trigram was also sent a few thousand kiloters away, the only option left to get into the group chat was to ask Venerable White to lend him his phone.
"Senior White, can you lend your phone for a mont?" Song Shuhang tried to squeeze out the most natural and gentle smile he could.
Venerable White had taken over Copper Trigram’s duties and was now looking after the barbecue. Copper Trigram had already put the condints on. Therefore, Senior White only needed to control the intensity of the fire and wait till the food was ready.
"You need my phone?" Venerable White turned his head around and asked with a faint smile, "What do you need it for?"
"It’s like this... when I went to the mysterious island, I had a lucky encounter and found sothing interesting." After saying these words, Song Shuhang took out the skeletal dragon’s withered vines from the rabbit-shaped purse, saying, "I have sixteen withered vines with . Therefore, I was thinking of contacting Senior Seven and telling him to co here to take them. He needs them to cure Sixteen’s injury!"
This reason was simply perfect! No flaws at all!
"Hm, I see... in that case, I’ll help you get in contact with fellow daoist Seven." Venerable White nodded and took a step back. Then, he pointed toward the barbecue grill and said, "Shuhang, co here and use the ’fire controlling art’. I want to see how skilled you have beco in using this art. If you have reached a sufficient level, we can study how to refine qi and blood pills later."
After saying this much, Venerable White quietly took out his phone. Then, he turned around and started to fiddle with it at an angle where Song Shuhang couldn’t see anything.
"..." Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang arrived in front of the barbecue and used the fire controlling art to control the intensity of the flas, but his heart was in turmoil.
I’m done! I’m done! I’m doneee!
Senior White seed hellbent on not letting him use the phone! There was surely sothing compromising in the phone... or rather, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group!
In other words, Venerable White had prepared that disposable flying sword 005 edition for him! But he just happened to et Immortal Master Copper Trigram who was likewise courting death. Therefore, Copper Trigram took the bullet that Venerable White had prepared for Shuhang.
Unfortunately, there was only one Copper Trigram, and he couldn’t take the bullet for Shuhang again!
What should I do? What should I do?
I have to think of a way to make Senior White happy... if he’s happy, there is a chance he might forgive ...
If not, I must find a way to exchange the disposable flying sword 005 edition with the 004 edition. The 005 edition is just too scary.
Song Shuhang’s brain was operating at insane speed.
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In the anti, Venerable White opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
The fellow daoists in the group chat were still spamming like crazy. After discovering that Venerable White hadn’t gotten online and that he hadn’t sent any ssage to reprimand them either, they beca even more unrestrained.
The mbers that had changed their profile pictures to Senior White’s emote were getting more and more.
The corner of Venerable White’s mouth rose—there was an unfathomable smile on his face. Then, he clicked on Seven’s profile picture.
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Su Clan’s Seven was a trendy man. Therefore, he too had changed his avatar. His current profile picture was :senior_white_sigh:.
At this ti, Seven was also spamming in the group, but he wasn’t spamming random stuff like the others. He was asking the people in the group whether or not they had skeletal dragon’s withered vines.
He urgently needed a great number of withered vines.
At this ti, Seven received a private ssage.
When he saw the private ssage, he unconsciously shrank in fear—because it was a ssage from Venerable White!
I’m a goner! Why would Venerable White suddenly send a private ssage?
Seven cautiously clicked on the notification.
Venerable White: "Fellow Daoist Seven... I’ve heard that you’re looking for the skeletal dragon’s withered vine, right? If you want those vines, I can give them to you. I’ve got sixteen of them!"
Direct and to the point! These sixteen withered vines were a huge temptation for Seven. He desperately needed them.
Therefore, he quickly replied, "Senior White, what is your current location?"
"I’m on a small island in the East China Sea. I’ll send you the coordinates," Venerable White replied.
Imdiately after, he sent the coordinates to Su Clan’s Seven.
Su Clan’s Seven: "Got them. I’ll imdiately head toward your position!"
"Good. I’ll wait for you." Then, Venerable White also added, "Also, your new profile picture is rather amusing. 😊 Let et us on the island, bye bye."
After reading this ssage, Seven couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat.
Why did I stupidly change my profile picture... Although Senior White sent a smiling emoji, Seven felt that a bleak future awaited him.
...Should I really go to the island?
The answer was... yes! He had to go even if he had to face mountains of swords and seas of flas.
Seven clenched his teeth and put his phone away. Afterward, the heavenly saber on his back automatically flew beneath his feet.
"Let’s rush toward Senior White’s coordinates!" Seven headed toward the small island...
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Venerable White narrowed his eyes into a smile and said to Song Shuhang, "Done. I’ve notified fellow daoist Seven. He’ll be here very soon."
Song Shuhang revealed a radiant smile and replied, "Thank you, Senior."
"You’re welco." Venerable White’s mood seed pretty good. He stretched his hand out and picked two skewers of at and vegetable from the barbecue, saying, "I’ll prepare a small gift to welco fellow daoist Seven. You can keep grilling the food. Your fire controlling art isn’t bad and has reached an acceptable level. Later, we can try to refine qi and blood pills."
After saying this much, Senior White took a bite of the food and leisurely headed toward the nearby forest. From the looks of it, he seed to have gone there to pick up a good tree branch...
And if Senior White was going to pick up a tree branch... it was very likely to be manufactured into a disposable flying sword!
Tears started to well up in Song Shuhang’s eyes... After Senior Copper Trigram, is it my turn?
...And these aren’t tears, it’s just the smoke from the barbeque making tear up!
Anyway, I need to pull myself together!
I need to find a way to cheer up Senior White before he decides to ’send off’.
Song Shuhang operated his brain at high speed.
He was thinking about what Senior White liked and what could possibly help him improve his mood.
Disassembling electric equipnt? Eating bayberries? Racing with cars? Racing with flying swords? Closing up? Anything weird or mysterious? Sending disposable flying swords in space? Subrging in the depths of the sea? Using a volcano as a hot spring?
Wait, what’s wrong the latter options? Song Shuhang fiercely shook his head, casting aside those dangerous options.
Anyway, all these options were impractical!
Or else... should he try telling Senior White a funny joke to cheer him up?
Although Song Shuhang had read many books, now that he tried to rack his brain, he couldn’t recall any interesting jokes!
In the forest, Senior White was humming a song as he chose a good tree branch, starting to peel it. Very soon, the embryonic form of the disposable flying sword 005 edition appeared in his hands.
There was a slight difference between the 004 and 005 editions. The blade of the 005 edition was slightly arched.
I’m done for, I’m done for! What should I do now? Since there was no signal, he couldn’t even go online to look for help!
Soon after, Senior White started to engrave a formation on the body of the sword.
Two minutes later, a brand-new disposable flying sword 005 edition had appeared in Venerable White’s hand.
"Done. I’ve also added a coiling flight feature and narrowed the flight angle. There is also an additional teor-like effect that would make it look like a teor streaking across the sky when launched. This improved edition is a little different from the ’disposable flying sword’ series... let’s just call it ’disposable teor sword 001’!" Venerable White muttered as he raised the wooden sword in his hand high. "I’ll be able to try it out in a while. If the effects are good, I can perhaps create a whole teor shower in the future."
The body of the sword was faintly emanating a teor-like radiance.
When shooting up in the sky, this flying sword would surely look beautiful...
Perhaps because he had already opened his Ear Aperture, Song Shuhang heard everything Senior White muttered.
Song Shuhang touched his legs; they had sowhat gone soft.
Senior White had upgraded the disposable flying sword and it was even scarier than before... at this point, it was better if he had been sent flying with the disposable flying sword 005 edition used on Senior Copper Trigram.
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In the anti, on a certain island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
The old professor, Tubo, Gao Moumou, and the other passengers got up with great difficulty. Yesterday, they managed to formulate a rather efficient teaching thod under the directions of the professor.
"Get up. As first thing, we have to see what’s the current level of understanding the natives have in regards to Chinese characters. After we know their level of proficiency, we can teach them according to their aptitudes," the old professor said.
They were planning to randomly select so of the primitive n and conduct a small test to see the level of their understanding in regards to Chinese characters.
According to Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman’s words, these primitive n had already studied the ❮Three-Character Classic❯ and almost all of them could recite it from mory, and the majority could also write it down from mory.
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An hour later.
The old professor, Tubo, Gao Moumou, and the others looked at the pile of examination papers, sowhat dumbfounded.
They really wanted to know which country’s Chinese characters were there primitive n writing... all the test papers were written down in illegible handwriting, so illegible that they couldn’t make out a single character...
There was no way this was the ❮Three-Character Classic❯; this was a book about ancient magical runes!
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