Look at my ‘Divine Stealing Technique’!
Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer to extend his hand towards the still unaware Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was currently eating so lon seeds.
The Divine Stealing Technique was a very powerful technique, and when practiced to the highest realm, stealing from those stronger than you would not even be a problem. This was sothing that could be confird just by looking at Lady Onion.
Song Shuhang had only practiced the ‘Divine Stealing Technique’ twice, but it should not be discounted that he had once lived Lady Onion’s life. Through the dreamland state, he lived Lady Onion’s life and practiced the Divine Stealing Technique countless tis.
So this ti, although it was only his first ti using it against another person, it worked greatly. The Divine Stealing Technique seed to have long beco an instinct that was simply lying within Song Shuhang’s soul.
Middle, Song Shuhang thought.
In the next mont, he could be seen holding a fragrant and silky object in his hand.
At first, he thought that he was simply holding a handkerchief that the Immortal Fairy had been carrying on her. However, when he felt it out carefully, sothing felt off. This thing he was holding was thicker and a bit heavier than a handkerchief.
What did I steal?
Song Shuhang retracted the Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s hand and took a closer look at the object. Eh, it looks like so kind of sheet? The sheet was very thin, and it appeared to be sothing that the Immortal Fairy had perford a magical technique on so that it beca the size of a palm.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer who was being controlled by Song Shuhang revealed a questioning face. What’s this sheet that the Immortal Fairy was carrying with her? Could it be so kind of magical treasure?
No, it couldn’t be... There weren’t any fluctuations of magical energy coming from the sheet. Moreover, it looked a bit familiar, and it even seed to be the sa kind of sheet as the ones that the Immortal Fairy had in the guest room that she had let him stay in yesterday. It appeared to be a completely ordinary, thin sheet.
Why would the Immortal Fairy be hiding it?
Could it be carrying so special aning for her?
Song Shuhang’s mind was in turmoil.
Suddenly, he thought of a possible answer.
If that’s the case... I’ve really made a terrible mistake. This would make it pretty much the sa thing as stealing Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s personal belongings.
I hope that I guessed wrong.
Perhaps the Immortal Fairy just putting away all the sheets in the guest room and was preparing to wash them later?
While he was thinking, Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body, and made him raise his head and look at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue—for this process, there was a delay of up to three seconds because of the side effect of Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s innate talent.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue staring coldly at his original body and Young Master Phoenix Slayer.
The Immortal Fairy’s eyes were especially sharp and were dead set on the both of them.
She looked at the eyes of Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer as if she were looking at two spirit beasts that she was going to cook; her gaze was akin to a knife, it was as if she was thinking where she should enter with her knife to make it so that the two spirit beasts died as cleanly and as quickly as possible.
Not good. Alarms imdiately began ringing in Song Shuhang’s mind.
Shiet, why did I choose to make a move on Immortal Fairy Bie Xue just now, it was clear that it would have been a lot safer regardless of whether I’d chosen to do it on Su Clan’s Sixteen or Shi.
I must have been sick when I made that decision just now.
What do I do? What do I do now?
Song Shuhang racked his brain as he tried thinking of a solution.
At the side, Senior White, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Shi all looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and the Song Shuhang-controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer with confusion.
Shi’s realm was relatively low, so she did not even see what had happened. For Su Clan’s Sixteen, the scene had also been rather vague. It was only Senior White who was able to clearly see Song Shuhang perform what he took to be a strange technique, and holding a folded silk sheet that he had taken from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue after that. Next, a really sharp killing intent burst out from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
Did little friend Shuhang seek death again? Senior White pinched his chin as he thought to himself.
[What did you do to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?] At this ti, the voice of Young Master Phoenix Slayer, who could feel Song Shuhang’s strong emotional fluctuations, sounded.
His innate talent had grown stronger compared to before. As such, even if he lent his CPU to Song Shuhang, he could still directly communicate with Song Shuhang through their minds.
Song Shuhang replied, (I stole a sheet, it seems to be sothing precious to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, [How precious?)
Song Shuhang replied, (Looking at the Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s eyes, it seems to be sothing that could make her consider killing people.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, (You’re so dead... Wait, am I also included in who she wants to kill?]
Song Shuhang responded, (Senior Phoenix Slayer, what are you saying? In our current state, we’re pretty much one and the sa.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, [F*ck, Thrice Reckless Song, why do you have to take with you in seeking death?]
Song Shuhang: [...]
This ti, he was completely speechless.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer called, (Quickly apologize, what are you doing just standing there?!]
Apologize?
Right, after the Divine Stealing Technique, the second move was ‘500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You’re Unable to Defeat’. Did Slow-Witted Song intentionally write the (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive) for such purposes?
Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, (Before Immortal Fairy Bie Xue makes us into the dishes for the Immortal Feast, quickly apologize. If you can’t get Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s forgiveness, you are dead! I am definitely going to break ties with you.]
Song Shuhang: “...”
This was a genuine internal and external crisis.
At this ti, he could only give a sincere apology.
“Immortal Fairy Bie Xue-” Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body and made it jump up high.
The higher the jump, the greater the sincerity.
However, in order to save face for Young Master Phoenix Slayer, when he jumped into the air, Song Shuhang tried to restore Young Master Phoenix Slayer to his original form with his will.
“Bang-” A slender five-tailed monster cat appeared in midair.
With a thud, the body of the five-tailed cat demon fell to the ground violently; it was the most powerful ‘Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique’ of the 500 surrendering techniques.
After he landed, Song Shuhang was just about to say ‘Immortal Fairy, I made a mistake.’
However, when he opened his mouth, the only thing that ca out was a series of ‘ow’s
Song Shuhang: “...”
Loli Shi said, “It turns out that Senior Phoenix Slayer is actually a cat, so cute.”
Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded in agreent.
Senior White confird that Song Shuhang had really been seeking death and had angered Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s eyes fell on the monster cat form of Young Master Phoenix Slayer-because of his sudden change into cat form, the sheet that had been originally held by Young Master Phoenix Slayer with his hand had beco pressed under his sharp claws. At this mont, the sharp claws could tear the sheet at any mont.
Song Shuhang tried to control Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body to talk once again, but the result remained the sa as last, and only a “ow?” ca out
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “Hehehehe.”
Her laughter was so cold that it could be considered to bring the surroundings to the absolute zero level.
If it weren’t for Senior White, she would have definitely rushed up to Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer and let them know of the power of an ‘immortal chef’.
Song Shuhang thought, Not good, I tried to be smart, but it ended up becoming another mistake.
What can I do next?
If I continue on with the ‘500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You ‘re Unable to Defeat’, the second technique in there is the ‘Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique’. It is common sense to show one’s belly when they apologize.
When one apologized, one should show their cute belly to the human cultivator to indicate that they were harmless, and with that cute expression, they would definitely be able to bring out the compassion from the human cultivator’s heart.
The cat form of Senior Phoenix Slayer fitted this pose very well.
However, this posture was still very shaful. After performing it, it’s likely that I’m going to end up being silenced by Young Master Phoenix Slayer. It seems that no matter what I do, I just end up on a path towards death.
While Song Shuhang was in thought, he suddenly sensed a resonance in his mind.
The first layer of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique), the beginner exercises, erged in his mind.
It actually resonated?
The ‘resonance’ between the two special cultivation techniques had beco stronger.
All of these changes happened after Young Master Phoenix Slayer exposed his monster cat form and perford the ‘Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique’.
Song Shuhang took a deep breath.
At this ti, he left everything behind.
As a researcher, he began to perform the second technique, ‘Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique’.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body rolled where he was. “ow~”
This appearance was absolutely filled with cuteness.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue responded, “Hehe.”
Are you trying to sell your cuteness now? Too late.
At this ti, the subsequent layer after the first layer of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique) erged from within Song Shuhang’s mory.
It really worked.
If I continue to perform the (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive), perhaps I can really figure out the secrets left behind by Slow-Witted Song.
As such, Song Shuhang began to control Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body to perform the various moves one by one.
The ‘500 Ways to Surrender’, the ‘Ways to Seduce Human Cultivators’, and even ‘Needlework’...
Venerable White, Su Clan’s Sixteen, Shi, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue all silently watched Young Phoenix Slayer, who was in his monster cat form, moving around.
From ti to ti, the monster cat’s body would twist around and dance. While at other tis, he would flirt with everyone. At yet other tis, he would obediently take out a needle thread and begin to sew clothes, and sotis he would begin to clean carefully.
All kinds of props had been prepared by Song Shuhang ever since early in the morning. He had practiced the secret techniques twice yesterday, so his props were all prepared.
What the hell is he doing, is he practicing so ‘secret cultivation technique’? Or is he just ill? The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s mouth twitched.
Senior White pinched his chin, and said, “Shuhang seems to have entered a state of enlightennt.”
Shi asked, “Huh? This is so kind of state of enlightennt?” Wasn’t this enlightennt a bit too worthless?
Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “If I’m seeing things right, Shuhang should be using the secret technique of the ‘All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Beco a Family’ organization.”
“Is it really a secret technique?” The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s corner of the mouth twitched even more violently.
Venerable White said, “Fellow Daoist Dongfang Six is an elder of this organization, right?”
Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded.
Soon enough, Song Shuhang finished performing the entire (200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive).
At the beginning, the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique) in his mind would still resonate with the secret techniques. However, towards the end, there was no longer any resonance.
However, there was a string of strange words that constantly appeared in his mind.
It wasn’t in the script of the ancient era, nor was it in the script of the modern era; the text was simply in various aningless runes instead.
Secret text!
Song Shuhang felt ecstatic.
This should be the secret text that ‘Venerable Wintry’ had been saying was hidden in the secret techniques of the monster cultivator organization. As long as this secret text was used to crack the cultivation technique inherited from the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect’, it could be used to crack and obtain the complete hidden inheritance.
This was the secret that Slow-Witted Song had hidden in the secret technique.
He was now only a step away from obtaining the complete (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique) and the refining thod for the combined magical treasure.
Perhaps he would really be able to refine the combined magic treasure before he reached the Fifth Stage. Even if he ended up not being lucky or wealthy enough, he had to at least refine the innate magic weapon that suited the huge whale chapter.
I can finally obtain the secret left behind by Slow-Witted Song!
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