Chapter 102: Zhuge Zhongyang
“Haha, I thought I had the wrong number.” The caller sounded as if he just released a huge burden and replied, “I am almost at Jiangnan University City, co pick up!”
“Huh? Pick you up? May I ask who this is?” Gao Moumou felt a burst of suspicion. Soone would co all the way to Jiangnan University City? Who on earth could it be?
“You’re breaking my heart! How could you not recognize my voice?” The caller spoke in an exaggerated manner, “It’s , your best friend, George!”
“George?” Gao Moumou tried his hardest to rember, but he could not rember anyone with this na, “I’ve never heard your na before!”
“.....” The caller fell silent once again.
“Don’t spout bullshit, just tell who you are, otherwise I am ending the call.” Gao Moumou replied.
“It’s , Zhuge Zhongyang!” The caller helplessly announced his Chinese na.
After Gao Moumou heard this na, his complexion suddenly went pale. He recalled an incident where his chastity was ruthlessly tainted by being forcibly wrapped in cling wrap.
Zhuge Zhongyang who is Zhuge Yue’s older brother was also one of Gao Moumou’s childhood friend.
Like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang was biracial.
Like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang was also very annoying!
Gao Moumou took a deep breath and abruptly moved his phone away from his ear and shouted at it, “HELLO HELLO~~ WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?~~ WHAT? THE SIGNAL HERE IS BAD, I CAN’T HEAR YOU~~ I AM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU CALL AGAIN IN A BIT!? AH, MY PHONE IS ALSO RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY. THEN THAT’S THAT, I’M ENDING THE CALL!”
Finishing his speech, the call was cut without the slightest hesitation.
During the sports competition, I absolutely don’t want any contact with these two with the surna Zhuge!
Yet, right after ending the call, Zhuge Zhongyang imdiately called back!
You’re not giving up? After Gao Moumou’s complexion drastically changed, he, once again, rapidly answered the call and said in Mandarin and English, “Sorry, the number you are dialing is out of service.”
After repeating this twice, Gao Moumou wanted to turn off his phone.
“Bastard, Gao Moumou, go ahead and end the call, I dare you! The Chinese and English automated voices for phone calls are definitely done by a male then a female! Although I’m not too educated, don’t even think about tricking !” The caller said with an angry voice, “If you don’t want to answer the phone, just tell straight, why on earth are you using such an indirect way!?”
“I’m just worried of hurting your frail heart. Fine then, I will just honestly tell you this. I, don’t, want, to, pick, you, up!” Gao Moumou said while grinning.
“Bastard, just you wait!” Zhuge Zhongyang fiercely hung up the phone.
Gao Moumou had a smug face.
“Who was it?” Song Shuhang curiously asked; there were very few people who could cause such a change on Gao Moumou’s face.
“A super annoying guy!” Gao Moumou said with pain: “He’s extrely narcissistic, and thinks too highly of himself. From my speculations he is also extrely fussy at everything, no matter what it is, he has to criticize it with a deaning tone. Even if it is just a simple noodle stand from the side, he would still nag and point out a dozens of shortcomings. Even more importantly, that fellow has no filter and a particularly annoying mouth! In short, I really can’t stand him!
Gao Moumou used ‘extrely’ a bunch of tis just to describe his feelings.
“I can feel the annoyance just by listening to your story.” Lin Tubo sighed.
Song Shuhang stroked his chin, “If this guy really is so botherso, then how can it be this easy to get rid of him?
“.....”Gao Moumou paused for a mont, How about I submit a leave of absence so we bros can go find a spot and have fun for a day? It’ll be my treat, okay?”
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Fifteen minutes later, a skinny and tall biracial blonde appeared at Jiangnan University City and found Gao Moumou without a hitch.
“Gao Moumou, you are too naive. You actually believed that you could get rid of with just a phone call?” The handso blonde flipped his long hair and exposed an evil and charming smile.
Song Shuhang saw Gao Moumou shudder for a second.
The blonde hair Zhuge Zhongyang took out his phone, tapped on the screen a few tis, opened an app, and proudly showed it to Gao Moumou, “Do you see this? This is an app that I paid to be specially customized just for ! With this app and your phone number, I can narrow down your location to within five ters! I called you just to give you a chance to pick up; even if you didn’t co, I could still find you in minutes!
Are programs that can determine another’s location with just a phone number so common these days? No wonder I feel like my privacy is compromised.
After showing off, Zhuge Zhongyang expressed a happy face seeing Gao Moumou’s incredibly black face. Afterwards, he excitedly ran next to Tubo and warmly shook his hand, “Haha, bros, are you all Gao Moumou’s friends? Hello everyone, I am Zhuge Zhongyang, a close childhood friend of his!
His warm attitude was very baffling.
Looking at him, he doesn’t seem as annoying as Gao Moumou made him out to be? Tubo secretly said. After shaking hands with Zhuge Zhongyang, he introduced himself, “My na is Lin Tubo, you can call Bo Zai or Little Bo; either is fine.
“Tubo? Hahaha, this na of yours is really funny. It is a rival for Gao Moumou’s shitty na! I have always suspected whether Gao Moumou was birthed by his parents. Ever since I was a child, I suspected that Gao Moumou’s parents received him as a free gift while buying yogurt. What about you? Were you a free gift when your parents topped-up their prepaid card?” Zhuge Zhongyang laughingly replied.
[TL: A little confused? That makes two of us. I’m not too sure if the yogurt and prepaid card is a reference to sothing or totally random.]
The veins on Tubo’s forehead started popping out– I take back my words, this fellow is indeed annoying. With just a single eting, he can cause a person’s blood pressure to soar! This guy’s mouth is such a loose cannon that it’s a miracle he managed to live till now!
After that, Zhuge Zhongyang warmly shook hands with Song Shuhang, “Bro, what is your na?
“Song Shuhang.” Song Shuhang still decided to announce his own na. My na doesn’t have anything worth ridiculing right?
“Good na. This is obviously the kind of na a biological child should have. Bro, you’re really fair-skinned; it gives the pretty boy feel. You must be very well-received by the ladies, right? These days, Huaxia ladies like pretty boys a lot.” Zhuge Zhongyang said with a laugh.
“......” The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched, “I currently don’t have a girlfriend.”
“Huh? Do girls have such high standards these days?” Zhuge Zhongyang said unconvinced. He Song Shuhang’s shoulders, then asked, “Do you need my help, bro? I’m not trying to boast, but I only need to make a single call and regardless of whether it’s a fresh pure girl, a beautiful young lady, a devoted loli, or an elegant and indifferent lady, none of them will reject . Instead, they will all co to in high spirits!”
This fellow is already acting like we are super familiar!
“So incredible?” Song Shuhang couldn’t help but crack a joke, “Zhuge, could you possibly be working in the courier industry?
This was because Zhuge Zhongyang was practically describing the job of a courier, who could make ladies of all ages and personalities co to him in high spirits with a single call... to receive a package.
Zhuge Zhongyang stared blankly for a while and then flipped his hair and said in an narcissistic manner, “Shuhang ah, have you seen anyone doing express delivery that is as good looking as ? In this world, which courier could be as handso, elegant, young, and rich as ?”
At this very mont, a distant Fengshou delivery van suddenly stopped. A very charismatic and handso uncle stepped out of it.
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