Sothing's not right!
Why is he talking to himself about chopping to death with such harsh words?
Logically, it seems like I'm the only other person here.
Is he hinting at sothing by beating around the bush?
Is this Wandering Soul Alley?!
The people here are so simple and honest, damn!
The Goat-headed Monster glanced nervously at the door.
Then looked again at the two sparking knives in his hands, which he was using to fight himself.
After weighing the pros and cons.
It decided to wait and see!
With its legs tightly together, it sat on the stool, its trembling hands resting on its knees.
"Uh... um..." the Goat-headed Monster stamred, "Boss... may I ask, why are you fighting with two knives? Are you practicing so powerful combat technique?"
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Lin En was taken aback.
"No, I just purely want to chop off my left hand, hehe."
The Goat-headed Monster shuddered, stamring, "W-why?!!"
Lin En (〝▼皿▼) turned his head and started hacking at his left hand, saying, "I can't tell you much, but you just need to know that this hand is no good, it eats people!"
"It just tried to eat , and if I don't restrain it, it might even want to eat you, the custor!"
He instantly turned his head, seamlessly switching to a friendly smile, saying:
"Of course, you can rest assured, with here, it won't harm you!"
"!!!"
[Ding! Goat-headed Monster's Shiver Level 10]
[Ding! Goat-headed Monster's Shiver Level 10]
The Goat-headed Monster (ΩДΩ) sat on the small stool, legs clamped together, trembling.
Really?!
Really?!
Why does it always feel like you're hinting at wanting to kill ?!
You can't bully an outsider like !
Even if my IQ is low, you can't insult like this!
This is a black market!
If I don't leave quickly, I'm really afraid I'll end up here.
And how could there still be humans running shops in the dark world? Just a little thought and you'd know it's not normal! Because normal humans couldn't possibly be so at ease!
Leave!
It finally had this thought again.
"Uh... boss." It said (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))), "When do you plan to treat , or should you go prepare?"
Lin En was taken aback, then imdiately bead with joy, kindly saying:
"You finally chose to be treated at our store? That's great, custor, you've made a very wise choice!"
"You won't have to wait long, I'll diagnose you right away!"
Saying this.
Lin En (艹皿艹) turned to face his left hand with the knife, quickly rummaging through the counter for his stethoscope.
Clang—
Clang—
(((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))
Diagnose my ass! You clearly want to kill ! It's written all over your face!
If I stay any longer, I really have a ntal problem!
Black market!
I'm out of here!
Taking advantage of the ti when Lin En turned his back.
It imdiately stood up quickly, trying not to make any noise, and tiptoed towards the door.
But just then, a loud clang ca from behind.
Followed by a loud shout.
"Trying to run?! Go ahead, run! You think you can escape?!"
Whoosh—
Whoosh—
The sound of sothing slicing through the air.
"This Wandering Soul Alley is full of my good neighbors, if I can't chop you, I'll have my neighbor sister do it later!"
The Goat-headed Monster instantly (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))) stopped in its tracks, not daring to move.
[Goat-headed Monster's Sanity Value -10]
Uh...
That...
"You think holding a knife makes you my match? Let tell you, the hands I've chopped off could circle Wandering Soul Alley dozens of tis!"
The Goat-headed Monster instantly (.;ﾟ;:益:;ﾟ;.) quickly withdrew its hand from the knife hilt at its waist.
No...
I was just habitually touching it...
[Goat-headed Monster's Sanity Value -10]
"You better watch out (ominous), there's a long way to go! If you behave, I might not chop you for now, but if you don't, don't bla for being ruthless!"
Lin En held the knife across his chest, gritting his teeth, dangerously confronting his left hand, which was also (艹皿艹) holding a knife.
[Goat-headed Monster's Sanity Value -30!!]
Taking advantage of this gap.
He imdiately turned his head, smiling, pointing the knife at the stethoscope, kindly saying:
"Custor, we can start now."
And the Goat-headed Monster, who had sohow returned, sat tightly with its legs together on the small stool, (.;ﾟ;:益:;ﾟ;.) quickly nodding, trembling:
"Okay! I'll listen to you... boohoo."
...
A few minutes later.
The Goat-headed Monster trembled as it sat in front of the counter, one hand shakily pressing one end of the stethoscope to its chest as Lin En instructed.
Opposite the counter, the human boy had his eyes closed.
His left and right hands still pressed against the knives, clearly in a phase of struggle.
But it was obviously much better than the intense knife fight earlier.
After listening for a while.
Lin En's brow furrowed slightly.
Instantly.
The Goat-headed Monster's heart jumped.
It said (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))), "Doctor, did you find sothing bad?"
Right now, it wasn't worried about anything!
It was just worried about when this doctor would stand up and take its kidney!
It really wanted to say.
Goat kidneys aren't tasty at all! Really!
Lin En said seriously, "Your heartbeat is a bit irregular, it seems you were recently frightened, causing your adrenaline to spike, if that's all, it's not a big deal..."
Goat-headed Monster (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))
Do you have no clue what scared ?!
You're bringing it up now!
It looked up, its gaze steady as it looked at his face, saying, "But I see your forehead is dark, your eyes are dull, and your lips are a bit purple, which is likely a sign of poisoning..."
"If you're poisoned and then frightened, causing rapid blood circulation, it could be life-threatening!"
Goat-headed Monster: "(ΩДΩ)!!"
Are you kidding ?!
Is this doctor kidding ?!
"Have you been to any places with heavy miasma before?"
The Goat-headed Monster stamred, "I went to a swamp."
"Were you attacked by anything?!"
The Goat-headed Monster stamred as it rolled up its sleeve, revealing scratches on its arm, saying:
"I wasn't attacked, just scratched by the vines inside, I bandaged it and didn't think much of it."
[Ding! Assisting diagnosis, special toxin "Human-faced Vine" has been added to the database.]
Clang clang clang—
Lin En quickly (〝▼皿▼) faced off against his left hand, which was trying to sneak attack.
Then imdiately turned his head, quickly browsing the information provided by the System.
His expression switched to calm, saying:
"Human-faced Vine, a highly toxic plant that grows in damp, cold places, usually lurking underground, then ambushing passing creatures!"
"But the toxin of the Human-faced Vine has a long incubation period, generally not life-threatening!"
The Goat-headed Monster stamred, "What about in unusual cases?"
Lin En (〝▼皿▼) faced off against his left hand, quickly browsing the information, saying:
"First, avoid being frightened, avoid letting your heart race, keep a calm and peaceful mind to prevent high blood pressure!"
And just as Lin En was distracted for a mont.
Crash—
Under the Goat-headed Monster's gaze.
His left hand suddenly swelled several tis, revealing sharp teeth, and instantly engulfed Lin En's head.
Goat-headed Monster (ΩДΩ): "Mommy!!"
[Goat-headed Monster's Sanity Value -10]
[Goat-headed Monster's Sanity Value -10]
"Second!"
Lin En used Flesh Catastrophe to quickly harden his neck, preventing it from being bitten off.
Then he extended his foot.
Forcefully propping open the lower jaw of the left hand's giant mouth, pushing outward.
Lin En (〃＞皿＜) said, "If the toxin has already spread, the body will gradually emit a strange fragrance, and at this ti, it's particularly likely to trigger the devouring desire of evil creatures!"
"But fortunately, our Apothecary is very safe, with no evil creatures!"
Slurp—
Slurp—
The Goat-headed Monster, emitting a strange fragrance, (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))) sat there.
The several-ter-long sticky tongue hanging from the giant mouth of the left hand unconsciously licked its cheek.
[Goat-headed Monster's Fear Level 50]
[Goat-headed Monster's Fear Level 50]
"Third!"
Lin En (〃＞皿＜) struggled to raise three fingers on his right hand, quickly browsing the information provided by the System.
"If the strange fragrance has fully appeared and attracted evil creatures, then imdiate bloodletting treatnt is necessary, delaying even a minute could be life-threatening!"
In a (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))) state, the Goat-headed Monster imdiately pulled out a small knife.
Pfft—
Stabbed it into the major artery in its leg.
Blood imdiately spurted out.
"Wait a minute!"
Lin En (〃＞皿＜) extended his hand, saying, "I misread it! You should drink a lot of water and recovery potions to suppress the toxin accumulation, bloodletting is a quick way to end it, not advisable!"
Goat-headed Monster: "!!!"
It (ΩДΩ) looked at Lin En.
Then (ΩДΩ) looked at the knife stuck in its leg and the spurting major artery.
Why didn't you say so earlier!
Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier!
I've already stabbed it!
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