[Author: Just think of this app as parallel world WhatsApp]
Bored, Harry opened WhatsApp and casually browsed through the various pictures in his friend circle. All he saw were advertisents for micro-businesses, pictures of babies, and people showing off.
Still, nothing interesting.
[Ding! Goddess Conquering System is open!]
[Trigger the side quest!]
[Target: People nearby on WhatsApp, lonely won with a face value score of 80 or above and a body value of 80 or above.]
[Host, please use WhatsApp to make an appointnt, and successfully arrange to et a beautiful woman with a score of 80 or above among the nearby people to have sex with you, no matter what ans you use.]
[Complete the task system reward: reward wealth of 1 million USD.]
"Huh?" Harry was stunned when he heard the system prompt.
There were rewards for hooking up on WhatsApp?
Before he got married, Harry used to hook up on WhatsApp.
When he was single, every ti he felt lonely at night, Harry would use WhatsApp or Tinder to search for people nearby and try to hook up with them.
However, since he was reluctant to spend money and was too impatient when chatting, his success rate was very low.
Thinking back, he had added almost every woman in the area, but he only managed to date a slightly overweight high school student, a rather plain young woman in her thirties, a divorced single mother who was fairly attractive, and an eight-month pregnant woman...
In terms of figure and appearance, none of these won scored above 70 points.
Sixty points was already a stretch.
"What good stuff can there be on WhatsApp?"
Harry curled his lips, feeling sowhat hopeless about this side quest arranged by the system.
However, tempted by the promise of 1 million USD, Harry still opened the "People Nearby" feature on WhatsApp and began his search.
When the search interface appeared, Harry noticed that what was displayed this ti was completely different from before!
In the column of nearby people, not only was there simple information about the WhatsApp user, but there was also an additional purpose prompt.
[Happy every day]
[Gender: Female]
Age: 41
[Appearance: 45]
[Body: 71]
[Purpose for searching nearby: to relieve loneliness and find soone to chat with]
...
[AA boutique n's clothing]
[Gender: Female]
Age: 35
[Appearance: 81]
[Body: 85]
[Purpose for searching nearby: WhatsApp business, store promotion]
...
[New Life Beauty]
[Gender: Female]
Age: 30
[Appearance: 85]
[Body: 89]
[Purpose for searching nearby: only add female accounts, attract beauty custors, promote stores]
...
[Lonely Night]
[Gender: Male]
Age: 41
[Appearance: 51]
[Body: 64]
[Purpose for searching nearby: gay]
...
After taking a quick look at a few of them, Harry felt that so were a bit eye-catching.
A few years ago, there were still so young and pretty girls on WhatsApp.
Now, it was so fucking disgusting. Either they were lonely old ladies or people selling things on WhatsApp.
There were even so fucking gay old n—so disgusting!
Suppressing his nausea, Harry continued checking.
[A hundred beauties]
[Gender: Female]
Age: 28
[Appearance: 86]
[Body size: 80]
[Purpose for searching nearby: prostitutes, price: 300 fast food]
...
"Damn, there are even price prompts. This system is really fucking thoughtful," Harry muttered as he quickly browsed the character column below.
Finally, Harry found a promising target!
[Angela's Mommy]
[Gender: Female]
Age: 26
[Appearance: 90]
[Height: 86]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Husband is away on business; husband and wife are not in harmony; husband has cheated on her; feeling empty and lonely inside; wanting to relieve loneliness, but feeling fear and sha.]
With an appearance score of 90, Harry considered her a real-life beauty.
Her figure was also impressive, with a score of 86.
Harry was very satisfied with this choice.
Moreover, she was a lonely young woman, and judging from her na, she seed to have given birth to a child.
This kind of woman at least t Harry's standards for a one-night stand and could be considered soone he could easily take advantage of!
Opening the main interface of Angela's Mommy, Harry examined her avatar and the displayed distance.
Her avatar was the tackiest he had ever seen—it was simply a picture of a tree.
But the distance was very close.
WhatsApp indicated she was within 1 km.
Harry clicked the greeting button, casually typed "Hello" on the greeting page, and clicked send.
However, the other party imdiately refused.
Harry scratched his head in confusion, not understanding what was wrong.
When he used WhatsApp in the past, simply saying hello was usually enough for the other party to accept.
But this woman had directly refused.
It was really difficult.
Harry originally wanted to change his target, but after searching around, he couldn't find anyone more beautiful than this young woman.
In the end, he had no choice but to reopen Angela's Mommy's interface.
[Reminder: When greeting soone on WhatsApp, the success rate of adding a friend using "Hello" is the lowest. It is recomnded to use "Add " to greet soone.]
At that mont, the system gave a warm reminder.
Harry was stunned for a mont and asked curiously, "Why? System, why is the success rate so low with 'Hello'? You can just add ?"
[Host, please use your heart to feel it. I am only analyzing it for you based on big data. I don't know why.]
With so doubt, Harry typed "Add " on the greeting page and then clicked send.
This ti, the other party quickly accepted Harry's friend request.
"It's actually like this! Why is this happening?" Harry was a little puzzled.
But, having sex is important! If you succeed in hooking up, you will get a reward of 1 million!
Harry: Hello, nice to et you.
Angela's Mommy: Yeah.
"Um??" Harry looked at the other party's reply and couldn't help but feel confused.
What's the aning? Um? Are all won so cool when chatting on WhatsApp nowadays?
Harry: Where are you from, beauty? We are very close!
Angela's Mommy: And then?
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