Chapter 269: Unfit To Lead!
Once upon a ti in the Dinsional Tower...
About a thousand energetic corpses were diligently trying to catch a handso, innocent, suave, and very friendly lone human. All were riding, worthy of the Rohirr-sothing charge!
"Stop fleeing, foolish ghoul! Accept your doom already!" Their leader scread.
"Nope! Go fuck yourself!" Josh kindly replied.
Josh could only sigh under his bronze helt. How had this even happened? His cover was still fine, and yet he still had to run for his life?! How would they react if they knew he was human?!
Josh had great confidence in his abilities as a one-man army, but this was pushing it quite a lot. The main issue was the Boss. With a weaker enemy, he could overpower them and redirect their attacks, but not this guy.
"You deadbeats! Show a little enthusiasm!" shouted the slly ghoul as it glared at its minions that were a distance away from it. They shuddered as they faked excitent.
"Tear him limb to limb!"
"Skin him and wear it!"
"Kill the nightmare and eat it!"
"What? No! We'll bring it back to the stable…."
Nightmare was shaking its head in annoyance. Still, it couldn't help but wonder if serving the ghouls wouldn't be easier. No more being bait, only short and sweet regular patrols…the dream!
"Run like the wind, Nightmare! We're getting the fuck out of here!" Josh heroically called out.
Now, how was he supposed to out-gallop an army? For now, he would remain patient and explore this world. As the chase continued, Josh could see many more monoliths but nothing else.
At least, Nightmare was fast, fast enough to preserve both of their lives. But soon afterward, there ca an issue. In the distance, Josh could discern a foggy dark wall full of highly potent and chaotic killing intent.
It reminded him of the sky on the nightmare Floor. This realm seed to be one big circle, big enough for him to kite the enemies for days— or so he thought. But Josh then noticed that the walls were sluggishly creeping over!
Goddammit! This reminded him of the battle royales he had played in the past. Except, this one was way more brutal as everyone was against him. He would need to slowly chip away at their numbers before he ran out of space to dodge.
No, this wouldn't work either. Could he assassinate the Boss sohow? Probably not. The opponent was still angrily shouting insults at him, standing on his mount in a fury.
Ah, but there was one thing he could exploit! The ghouls seed to be loyal to that one slly knight only out of fear. How could he change this? Josh racked his brains.
It would be hard to convince them to courageously revolt while he was running. But then Josh's eye was attracted to the monoliths. Perhaps there was sothing he could try…
As he passed by a monolith, he attacked it with his pickaxe. The ghouls in the back couldn't help but feel puzzled. What was their target doing? When they reached the monolith themselves, they stared confused. What was this?!
In the rock, a ssage was engraved:
But as they kept passing monolith after monolith, there were more of these inscriptions:
No one likes the Slly Knight
None but his nightmare
Isn't this lonely?
He used to be lonely.
So damn lonely!
All until a fateful night
The Slly Knight and nightmare
Began an intense riding session
One that was filled with pleasure
Filled to the brim, so much it hurts!
Except, the nightmare was the one on top!
The Slly Knight loved it so very much
That ever since, he hasn't slept a wink!
The only issue is his ass hurts so much
That he can't even sit anymore!
That's how he lost the tournant.
Isn't this sad? No, because he found love!
Only this horse tolerates his lover, the slly knight
They will live happily ever after, exploiting the other ghouls!
It painted a beautiful love story of forbidden love between a misunderstood hideous slly ghoul and its loyal companion. Well, one could argue that the undead horse sodomy kinda shattered the cute lovely vibe but whatever.
At that mont, the soldiers couldn't help but turn their eyes toward their leader, the one who was still standing in fury. Except that many unconsciously associated him standing to his ass really hurting.
They glanced at the nightmare under the slly knight with disgust. All night long without sleep?! Was this why the creature wasn't running away from its master?! Scary!
At this point, Josh was mainly having fun. Still, it seed like his weird random plan was working. Sohow the fear the minions felt was slowly turning into pure disgust. Who wanted anything to do with such an individual?!
Josh diligently kept inscribing nice little ssages:
Fight 1 V 1,? I dare you!
Coward AND sore loser! Talk about shitty!
Do you even know how to ride, bro? Naw, just how to receive…
All this ghoul knows how to do is fart all day!
Do you dare leave your babysitters behind and fight?!
Josh sighed. How great this felt! Was there anything more beautiful than to slander an enemy? It was one of the small, simple pleasures of life. The angrier the shouts behind him and the better he felt.
"I'm going to destroy you!"
"You will die an atrocious death!"
"Soone erase these fucking lines!"
"ARRRGGG!!!"
In the end, It was only angry screeching. As for the troops, they were getting fed up with this wild goose chase. Their leader was showing a clear lack of self-control.
Of course, Josh exploited this.
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