Chapter 476: 476
What Internet?
“I have a plan…”
A wicked smile appeared on Marykith’s face.
Kant glanced at her from the corner of his eyes and nodded.” Yes, Parrot Darch. You always have a plan.”
“F * ck, I would have forgotten if you didn’t ntion it.”
The building quickly tilted again. Big Cousin isn’t done yet!”
“Didn’t I leave all my equipnt there?” Kant squinted.
“F * ck.” The wise, noble, elegant, and beautiful Phoenix King Marykith, who was admired, praised, and rembered by the elves and even the history books of various races, spat like a hooligan.
Perhaps it was because she was wearing the identity of Derila, but she had no pressure to do this kind of thing.
“Don’t ntion it. It was broken half a month after you left.” She cursed,”Ying… Kangaroo, that bastard, couldn’t beat in DOA5 and couldn’t afford to lose. After being mocked by , he actually raised his leg and kicked the TV to pieces! When she cos out, I want to f * ck her a hundred more tis!”
Before he left, Kant brought his personal items with sentintal value back to the White Fog World. He left the rest for the magical animals, including many snacks, alcohol, amusent devices, and spiritual products. Among them were the electronic products and industrial products from Earth that surprised and fascinated the animals the most.
He didn’t expect the 80-inch Sonny TV to be destroyed by the kangaroo so quickly…
But thinking about it carefully, the kangaroo could not be blad for this.
Think about it. In front of a huge television, on a soft sofa, there was a kangaroo with a small head and a strong back. It used its forelimbs that were so developed that it could beat up a heavyweight boxing champion to hold a wireless controller for a PS4 and operate it clumsily.
On the coffee table in front of it, a small golden parrot was stepping on another controller as if it was dancing in the middle of a dance. Its dazzling claw speed was like a gorgeous combo in the ga.
In the gorgeous scene, the beautiful lady’s clothes were torn apart and she was beaten up. The accompanint to this sound was the parrot’s squawking.
It shouted,” Die for !”,” Climb, crawl, crawl!”,” You’re really a little brother!”,” None of you can fight!”,” Watch my Master Sparrow cut your middle lane!”,” I’ll blast you all apart!”, and so on.
He chattered on and on again.
After being abused 50 tis, the kangaroo exploded.
Using his well-developed tail to support himself on the ground, his two thick and powerful legs suddenly kicked out, and he cut open the large Sony-TV on the spot. It was also reasonable and understandable.
Compared to this, he was more concerned about another point.
” What?” Kant perked up.” Ying what?”
” No!” Marykith’s head trembled.” You’re not allowed to ntion other b * tches in front of !”
“Why?!” Kant shouted. What are you to !”
“Of course!” The parrot replied,” Your You Le i!”
“.. F * ck, even I don’t want to play this old joke anymore!”
“Then how did I know?”
The two of them looked at each other. The parrot tilted its head.” Where were we?”
” Yes,” Kant replied.” It’s about the kangaroo’s true identity and na.”
Kant still rembered the stunning scene of how the other party had nocked an arrow and killed dozens of soldiers from the Elf Archery Regint in the Battle of the Saint Seal Islands.
She wasn’t the only one. The true identities of the other mystical animals were the sa as Marykith’s. Most of them were heroes who left their nas in history and shone brightly in the world. However, they were sealed on the island and spent an unforgettable period of ti with him…
It could be called friendship, fate, or a bond.
He was very curious about their stories and legends.
“Oh, I rember now.” ” I won’t tell you,” Marykith said.
Kant turned around and said,”Goodbye.”
“You’re not allowed to leave!” The parrot sat on the ground and reached out to grab the corner of his shirt.” Are you willing to leave your little cutie here alone? I want drunkard peanuts, I want pistachios, I want stir-fried pine nuts, I want sweet and sour chestnuts, I want a PS4, I want NS, I want a generator, I want a big LCD TV, I want…”
” Go to sleep,” Kant said cruelly.” There’s everything in your dreams.”
He took a step forward, and the parrot wrapped its arms around his thigh. It was dragged to the ground by his action, and its body dragged on the soft carpet for more than ten centiters.
The pair of brake pads that were too prominent provided quite a lot of resistance.
“Sir, play a little longer,”she shouted.
” No, thank you,” Kant said proudly.” My fiancée is still waiting for to go back to sleep.”
“F * ck, you want to do this the hard way?”
The parrot’s expression changed. It leaped up and landed on Kant’s back. Its powerful legs wrapped around Kant’s waist, and its arms wrapped around Kant’s neck.” Hand over the ga console!” it said sinisterly. There was also the matter of the Dragon Clan! You have to hear my big plan!”
“No!” Kant shouted.
“Are you sure?” Marykith narrowed her eyes.
“What are you waiting for?” the Fire Stealer said firmly.
The parrot smiled wickedly.” If you don’t listen to , I’ll leave a few lip marks on your face and neck. Don’t worry. Even the power of the Fire Stealer won’t be able to erase them.”
” Then, I’ll throw you out of the tent and let the elves see how you’ve been ravaged. Soon, the whole world will know that you’ve been defiled, that you’re no longer pure, that no one wants you anymore. You’re a lewd little [beep–], and you won’t be able to face anyone in the future.”
” Despicable!” Kang De’s body trembled.
” What?” Marykith laughed evilly. She reached out and stroked Kant’s chin.” Go ahead and scream!” Scream as much as you want! Anyway, the one who did this is the current Phoenix King, Delia. What does it have to do with , Maryx?”
Kant sighed.
He carried the parrot on his back and walked around the spacious tent a few tis, just like how he had done on the island when the parrot stood on his shoulder and patrolled the mountains with him.
It was just that it was much heavier, much bigger, and much more comfortable.
Ah, Darila’s growth was so good.
“Seriously…” He whispered,” Those dead elves…I’m very sorry.”
The parrot pursed its lips.” They were all rebels. They went out to bully people and got killed. What’s there to say? I don’t even know them, and I’m not their nanny. What does it have to do with ?”
As she said that, she tightened her grip on Kant’s arm.
” On the contrary, it’s Derila who still cares a little… If she heard what that Oliveja said tonight, she would be so embarrassed that she would keep an absolute distance from you. If that’s the case, you’ll have no chance at all. If you don’t solve this problem, you’ll never be able to climb into her bed. Fortunately, I have a plan…”
“Why do you think about such things all the ti?” Kant shook his head. I don’t have that kind of thoughts about Derila…”
The brake pads on his back had already squeezed into two steering wheels.
“Are you sure?” the parrot asked.
Kant said awkwardly,” Alright, it’s just human nature to admire and be greedy, but I’m also greedy when I see the sex map. This doesn’t an anything.”
” You…” Marykith patted his head.” Look at you!” Think about it! She’s going to get married anyway, and soone has to f * ck her. If that’s the case, why can’t that person be you?!”
– Fuck.
Kant was speechless.
He did not know what to say for a mont. The man’s big pig hoof nature made him say,” Then have you considered getting married?”
Her pair of jade-like arms instantly turned from a gentle hug to a fatal strangulation.
“I treat you like a brother, yet you want to f * ck !” the parrot shouted.
Kant heaved a sigh of relief. As a man, he had to fight. He had to win no matter what field he was in, including when it ca to language. He could not be at a disadvantage!
“What’s wrong?” he shouted. You’re only allowed to be a pimp for your descendants to harm her. If you have the ability, go ahead and do it yourself. What’s the point of bullying stupid descendants? If you have the ability, co at directly!”
The strength of his arms instantly decreased by a lot.
The parrot’s voice was no longer as confident and evil as before. It actually sounded a little weak.
She whispered,”I…” I… I…”
” What?” Kant turned around.” what?”
The next mont, the parrot let out a cry of alarm. Kant had already flown out of the tent like a cloud. Before he could get up, his waist sank. Marykith sat on him again and started whipping his butt while shouting.
” You’ve got guts, you’ve got guts, you little bastard, you even dare to tease !” The parrot scolded,” A re human like you dares to flirt with . I’m the forr Phoenix King. Back then, the male creature who wanted to marry could chop off Dio and circle the equator three and a half tis. You, a little brat who has never had any luck with won since you were young and can’t even speak human language, dare to covet my body? What a fool!” Dream on!”
Kant could feel the force of the spinning wheels on his butt, but he smiled mysteriously.
From the beginning until now, he had been suppressed by the parrot. Now it seed…
You’re just so-so.
The parrot seed to have guessed sothing. It grabbed him and threw him to the door.” Get lost!”
” I want to hear your big plan!” Kant turned around.
“Get lost!” ” Go back and lie on the bed between Ah Xing and Princess Tina, and then run back to your stupid space!”
She ran to the bedroom cubicle angrily.
She was angry.
Or rather…Shy?
Kant sat up and shook his head with a playful smile.
He snapped his fingers and returned to the white fog world. After a while, he reappeared.
He was already carrying bags of various sizes.
” I’ve already ordered a bigger generator set. It’ll be ready in a while. You can take the small one to deal with it first. Think of a way to keep the oil yourself. It slls quite strong. I’ve got you a new television. There are also three ga consoles, a laptop, and a new ga that was recently released. The snacks are also here…”
“Oh right, there’s also a plug in…”
He moved them over and over again, bringing them over one by one.
A mont later, the door to the cubicle opened, giving Kant a shock.
The parrot stuck its head out of the Phoenix King’s full-cover helt and stared at him. The expression on its face could not be seen.
“You’re…” he said in surprise.
“What are you looking at?” The parrot said in a low and muffled voice,” I want to go out and kill people. Can’t I?”
“Okay, okay, okay. Be careful.” Kant agreed readily.” What else do you need?”
The parrot looked at the pile of objects outside and said in a playful tone,” You’re giving these things that are the crystallization of modern technology on Earth? Aren’t you afraid that I’ll reverse engineer the source of your earthlings ‘power? I can do more things than I can on the island now.”
On the Saint Seal Islands, although the mystical animals were surprised, fond, and even fascinated by the items Kant had brought out, they were only there for fun. At most, they would study them a little and then stop. The parrot was the one who was most interested in these items. It was not only interested in their appearance, but also curious about their inner principles and essence.
Not only was the previous Phoenix King Marykith a wise king and a powerful commander, but she had also single-handedly created the golden age of elves and pushed forward the advancent of magical alchemy technology in Twilight Moon. She was also an amazing scientist, and she was naturally very interested in a different path of technology from the otherworld.
However, the problem was that no matter how talented and skilled she was, she was unable to see anything from the nanochips. Kant still rembered the first ti he took apart a computer case in front of the parrot. The girl stared at the main board and mory banks for days and nights before she finally collapsed.
But now…She recovered her previous body and regained control of a portion of the elves ‘authority.
If he wanted to research modern technology, there would be more thods and plans.
Kant only smiled in response.
” I’ve been thinking about it recently. It’s best if you can help us learn from each other and integrate the two worlds.” He said,” If you find anything, rember to share it.”
“You’re helping the enemy, aren’t you?” the parrot asked.
” Are you my enemy?” Kant asked.
“I am the Phoenix King.”
” My predecessor, you’re out of date. You’ve lost your empire and the throne has fallen to a side branch.”
“.. Aren’t you afraid that I’ll give the research results to the elves?”
” You know them?” Kant flicked her helt.” Do you know them?” What do they have to do with you? Am I closer to you, or are they closer to you?”
“Them!” The parrot extended a hand and pushed Kant away.” What a self-conceited idiot!”
However, the clothes on his arms were still the sa as before.
Didn’t they say that they were going to kill people?
The parrot had also noticed this.” I’m not dressed yet!” it roared.
Kant understood when he understood.
But the problem was that he only understood when he did not treat won as won.
He nodded repeatedly. I’ll be leaving first?”
“Get lost! It’s only been a few months since we last t, and I don’t like you anymore!”
” How will I contact you in the future?” Kant asked with a smile.
“Don’t contact !”
“I left the walkie-talkie on the table and so batteries for you.”
“I don’t want to! Take it away!”
” Speaking of which, it’s still quite troubleso. I’ll see if I can build a base station or sothing. Sigh, the Internet is the essence of this era. This way, even if you go back to Muyue, we can still chat, video call, and play online gas…”
Kant rambled on.
Just like on the island, when he was drunk or lonely, he would confide in the animals around him, regardless of whether they could understand him or not…Now, it seed that it was possible.
After a long while, Kant knocked on the door. Oh no, Marykith.”
There was no movent inside.
Kant was silent for a mont.” It’s good to see you,” he said softly.
“Good night.”
After a mont, there was no sound outside.
In the bedroom, the parrot covered its head with a blanket and lay on the bed. It was really hot today.
Why didn’t this bastard bring an air-conditioner?
There was also a fridge! Where’s the ice cream! Didn’t you think of that?
“Idiot.” She mumbled,” What Internet?”
Kant lifted the curtain. The cold night air made him shiver.
The area around the Queen’s noble royal tent was a forbidden area. Outside, a group of elves in luxurious clothes and extraordinary auras gathered in twos and threes, peeping at her.
His face was filled with worry, jealousy, and unwillingness.
“You f * cking saw it, didn’t you?” Kant shouted. Don’t worry! What? I’m out!”
The noble elven generals looked embarrassed after being exposed. They wanted to say sothing, but because Kant was the enemy of the elves, it would be inappropriate to say anything. It would be impolite to not say anything. Kant was a top-notch expert in the world and a strategic enemy. They had to show him the appropriate respect.
While they were struggling, Kant raised his right hand and gave them the middle finger.
The dark door opened and his figure disappeared.
“Oh f * ck, you unfilial son, co over here! We have to punish you today!”
“Father, please punish . I did sothing inappropriate. You can punish however you want. You can beat or punish to work overti on the enchantnt. I won’t complain at all, and I won’t tell Princess Tina and the gorilla that you were captured by the Phoenix King and held in the tent for an hour tonight.”
“You motherf * cker…”
He left the elven camp and t up with Horus.
This unfilial son confessed to throwing his old father to the evil elves at the critical mont and running away alone, but his words were still filled with filial piety.
“Forget it, let’s talk about it when we get back.”
Kant had originally wanted to teach this unfilial fellow a lesson. At the very least, he wanted to take the opportunity to force him to sign so unfair agreents. But forget it.
Horus was stunned.” Did you enjoy it, Father?” he asked carefully as he drove Kant back.
“What are you thinking about?”
He was just very happy.
The parrot was tight-lipped and didn’t give him any answers.
But he was still very happy.
And he felt at ease.
It was like the first ti he t them on the island.
He was no longer alone.
There was no need to fear.
Whether it was an unknown environnt or a terrifying black beast, they could still sleep at night. There was no need to be afraid or vigilant. The danger still existed, but there were people who faced it together.
No matter what the enemy was.
It was great that she was here.
[PS 1: 5,000 words…] It was so easy, so easy!
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