"Consumable skill, my ass! What the hell? Is a mage who can only use magic three tis before losing his greatest weapon even called a mage? I cleared a nightmare-level difficulty mission; at least give a real magic skill instead of this nonsense."
Myne complained, but sadly, his words were like a pebble thrown into the sea—they didn't make any ripple. The system obviously wasn't kind-hearted enough to give in so easily.
Seeing no point in wasting breath, Myne shook his head and decided to finish his adventure for the day. He hadn't forgotten that he still had to coax his angry wives back ho.
[ Na: Glitcher (Myne Fortuna) ( 666666 )
Level: 5 ( 234/1500 )
Race: Human
Strength: 21 > 31
Endurance: 26 > 31
Agility: 22 > 27
Spirit: 32 > 107
Mana: 44 > 74 ( Stored Mana: 1698 )
Free Attribute Points: 0
Coins: 3000 ]
[ Skill Bar: Holy Palm Eye, Appraisal・Complete, Inventory, Cut & Paste, Thunder Ball ( 3/3 ). ]
[ Item Bar: Hundred-Man Killer Knife, Eye of the Evil God ]
"System, how can I go back?"
As soon as Myne said that, a simple dialogue box with [ Do you want to log out? "Yes" or "No" ] written on it appeared in front of him. As he pressed "Yes," like a tide, darkness poured into his lobby space and devoured him. When he regained control over his body, he was back in his house's backyard.
He looked at the sky and found that it was already late at night. When he entered the ga, it had just been the afternoon, obviously, ti worked differently in both places.
Myne took out his watch and, after so calculation, found that he had been in the ga for nearly half a day, but in reality, it had barely been an hour since he entered the ga and cleared the dungeon.
"This doesn't sound good. If ti is really ssed up this much, then if I run into a dungeon that takes a long ti to clear, like a few days, won't my poor body die from starvation outside the ga?"
"System, what's going on? Can you explain this to ?" Because he knew that the system was able to solve his doubts as long as it deed his questionnaire relatable and reasonable, Myne quickly asked. If the system didn't give him a reasonable explanation, he might have to find a solution for hunger before returning to the ga.
[ It detects that the host encounters an unexpected situation this ti. Because of an error in the dungeon, when the host was pulled back to the lobby forcefully, your consciousness was affected by so mysterious power, which led to ti distortion. Although you didn't feel it, the process of your exiting the dungeon lasted for many hours, but you only felt as if it had happened in a flash. ]
[ But don't worry, the error has been resolved, and next ti this kind of thing won't happen again. According to rules, in the gaming world, no matter how much ti you spend in the dungeon, days, months, or even years, as long as you return to your body, it will only have been 5 hours. It can be less depending on your speed of dungeon clearing, but it will never be more than 5 hours. So you can rest assured about this. ]
Maybe the system was busy dealing with the error; it took so seconds before Myne got a response. But thankfully, it lifted a weight off his heart, and he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he wouldn't have to worry about dying from hunger.
"But no matter what, that evil god is really powerful. It actually tried to stop my consciousness from fleeing and even succeeded in a certain way, forcefully stopping for a few hours without knowing. It's quite scary to think about it. I better not treat those kinds of crazy beings so casually," Myne couldn't help but break out in a sweat of fear just thinking about it. He hadn't expected that he had almost fallen into that big dude's hands. If not for the fact that the system was powerful enough and saved his ass, his ga might have been over before it even started properly.
"Grrr..."
Just as Myne was thinking about the ti difference between the reality and ga world, suddenly his poor stomach made a loud roar, followed by a great sense of hunger and tiredness.
"Ouch! So hungry... seems like next ti I better eat sothing before going to play," He muttered, holding his stomach before quickly taking out sothing from his inventory and hurriedly filling his stomach.
Although the ga was fun, and I also earned a lot, but... I can't able to co up with anything to coax them. Sigh, what should I do?" Myne sighed as he looked at the tightly shut house door.
"Should I go in and use the old trick? With Aisha's high-level addition toward sex, at most, I had to work extra hard, and pow her with more force, I can't believe she will be indifferent when I will be banging her both holes... However... what if this annoys her more? "
"AHHHHH! F*ck! They are my wives. As the head of the house and their handso husband, I can't show weakness. Also, this ti it wasn't entirely my fault. Why should I suffer punishnt for no reason? I can't let them do whatever they want. I have to beco the brave Myne I was before marriage."
Maybe after wiping out an entire town full of psychopaths, teaching a b*tch so manners, though he can't discipline him properly because of unexpected events, kicking an evil god's head, giving him the middle finger blatantly after kicking his ass, and even robbing one of his eyes, Myne felt he had regained his dignity. God knows where he got the confidence, but he felt he could handle his wives like he handled strangers. He doesn't have to give in and beg for their forgiveness, even if it wasn't his fault every ti.
With newfound determination, he swiftly activated his Ethereal Phase skill, which transford him into a ghost. Then like a mouse he sneaked through a house. There wasn't enough room for everyone to live separately, so most of the ti, everyone had to share rooms. When Myne was at ho, he, Aisha, and Sylphy stayed together, while Amy, June, Waffle, and Ocea slept in the second room.
Now, Aisha and Sylphy were sleeping together, with Waffle nestled between them. This bastard, after planting a landmine in Myne's life to exact his childish revenge, was now sleeping peacefully. This sight made Myne grit his teeth.
He decided to begin his revenge on this little traitor. After casting a sleeping spell on Aisha and Sylphy so they wouldn't wake up and ruin his plan, he grabbed Waffle by the neck, went to the window, opened it, and let the chilling wind buffet him.
Waffle, pulled from the warm embrace of the blanket, couldn't help but shiver. With great effort, he opened his eyes, but seeing the pitch-black sky with stars shining before him, he couldn't help but wonder if he was still dreaming. It wasn't until he turned his head and saw Myne's demonic face that he reacted.
"Ahh! Myne, I can explain..."
Myne, whose mind was consud by anger, didn't give the traitor a chance to beg and threw him out the window. Just as Waffle was about to touch the ground, a portal appeared beneath him and closed as soon as Waffle fell into it.
"Phew! Now I feel much better... Humph, since this bastard liked adventure so much, then let's see if he can finish his way back ho," Shaking his head with an evil grin, Myne jumped onto the bed and lay down in the middle of Aisha and Sylphy.
Then, he first placed Aisha's hands together and used Paste Skill on them, so she couldn't explode in anger after waking up, and used them to beat him. Only after making sure that he was ready, did he slowly pinch her nose so she could wake up.
Soon, due to the lack of breath, Aisha struggled and finally woke up with a jolt. She opened her eyes wide and, feeling that soone was trying to suffocate her, looked around and found Myne lying beside her, giving her a playful smile.
This was more than enough for Aisha's anger to hit the ceiling instantly. Like a wounded beast ready to die along with its enemy, she starts struggling crazily.
"Mmmmm...Mmm..."
Because Myne feared that Aisha's voice might be heard throughout the entire town the mont she opened her mouth, he tightly covered it. He was grateful he did because Aisha's struggle was no different from a ntal patient whom doctors tie to a bed for treatnt.
Unlike Myne, Aisha wasn't in the mood for playing and was using her full force, scaring Myne half to death, thinking that if she escaped his grasp now, she might dig his grave for sure. He threw himself on her, trying to pin her down on the bed with his body weight until she cald down.
"Calm down, dear, you will wake up everyone," Myne said, not expecting such a violent reaction from Aisha. He had already lost half of the mysterious courage he got from god knows where and was sweating profusely.
"Ahhh!"
"Bas...Mmm..."
Because Myne was distracted, Aisha bit down on his finger with all her force and was about to scream to alert the others, but before she could finish a single word, Myne had already covered her mouth again.
"Aisha, calm down and stop behaving like an annoying brat," Myne yelled impatiently. After being bitten and seeing that Aisha wasn't listening to him at all, he was already starting to lose his patience. But obviously, it had no effect on Aisha beneath him, who had gone completely crazy.
"Fine, since you want to end this the hard way, then don't complain later." Myne, after another two minutes of useless efforts, finally put aside his nice guy attitude. He was also angry as hell, with veins starting to bulge on his neck. Obviously, Aisha had successfully taught him that she was not as easy to conquer as he had been daydreaming.
So, after uttering this sentence, he opened a portal beneath her, and both of them were swallowed by it.
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