"Hawa~, this is really great. Taking a bath in magic energy-dense water is sothing I could only dream of before eting you guys," Amy said in a relaxed manner as she let her stunning body soak in the perfectly warm water of the bathtub. Her silver hair spread over the water like a spider web.
If a man had the chance to see her now, he might not be able to hold himself back, and sothing dangerous might definitely occur with Amy. Unfortunately, the only man who could co near Amy couldn't cross the imaginary line set by his own wives, at least not before Amy herself gave him the green signal.
No matter what expression elves put on, they always look beautiful. Rumours about them being creatures made by God personally might not be fake if they had such beautiful features... F*ck! Rather than being envious of Amy's beauty, I should focus more on my perverted husband. If he made up his mind after seeing Amy's beauty, it might not be long before Amy officially joins our family.
No, I can't let this happen. I already get very minimal ti with Myne with only Sylphy. If one more girl cos into our life, then it won't be long before I have to use my hands to relieve myself, Aisha thought with a deadly serious face, sending a chill down Amy's body.
"Aisha, what's wrong? You look quite scary right now. Have I done sothing wrong?" Amy asked ekly, seeing Aisha's cold face.
"Huh? Ahh, no, you haven't done anything wrong. I was thinking about Myne. You know how unreliable that idiot is. I always have to look after him," Aisha realising her mistake quickly replied with an apologetic smile.
Just then, Waffle, who was floating at the highest point of the bathroom, jumped into the centre of the bathtub while making a "Weee" sound.
"Bang..."
"Wafu~_~ Nice...
"Waffle, how many tis have I told you not to dive in the bathtub?! Myne spoils you too much. Let put so manners in your little head."
Saying this in an angry voice, Aisha wiped the water off her face before walking toward Waffle and giving a powerful love fist on his head, making a bump there.
"Next ti, rember to behave like a good child in front of ; otherwise, I will insert more manners in your head. Got it?" Continue your saga on m|v-l'e -
"Wafu... It hurts; it hurts..."
Observing Waffle comically flying on the water while holding his head in pain with his little paw, Amy couldn't help but display a look of horror.
"Aisha!!! Lord Waffle is a Divine Beast! How can you hit a Divine Beast? What would we do if you made him angry?"
One after another, frightened Amy bombarded Aisha with questions with her teary eyes, the destruction of her race buried deep in her heart, quickly resurfacing in her mind, making her more panic
"Huh? What's wrong with hitting Waffle? Don't you elves punish your children when they do bad things? And although Waffle is a Divine Beast, who said that their children are different from normal ones? If I don't be strict with him, with Myne and Sylphy's careless nature, it is only a matter of ti before he gets out of hand... But wait a minute, how do you know Waffle is a Divine Beast?
Did Myne tell you about it?"
Aisha, with a confused look, asked. Although she hadn't t any other elves besides Amy, she believed giving children too much freedom without keeping an eye on them was not a good thing. From her point of view, this could lead them down the wrong path. Even though she isn't Waffle's mother, Fenrir, her family's greatest backer, entrusted his responsibility to them.
It is only natural to raise him properly without giving Fenrir a chance to complain later, right? She couldn't understand why Amy behaved as if hitting Waffle was the world's greatest cri, sealing her doom.
"But he is a Divine Beast, a real Divine Beast..."
"I know about it, and what's wrong with it?" Aisha still couldn't understand Amy's thoughts. She looked at Waffle, who was also dazzly staring at Amy, not understanding why she was making such a big fuss over a small thing. It's not like he hadn't been beaten by Aisha before; even Myne, her husband, didn't escape from her wrath, let alone him a minor character.
It was only a small thing for him to get beaten by her because of his pranks, right?
Forget it, you guys are crazy, I better get out of it, Amy thought with a wide-open mouth. After saying, "Excuse ," she quickly walked out of the bathtub.
"What's wrong with her?" Waffle couldn't help but ask.
"Who knows, although I have spent the most ti with her, I still don't understand her much. Maybe after what happened to her kingdom, she might have trauma regarding everything related to Divine Beasts. That's why she's taking you so seriously, even calling you Lord. Don't worry, after living with us for so ti, she'll get used to it," Aisha casually replied.
After taking a deep breath, she subrged her entire body into the water.
"Sigh, nothing is greater than soaking the body in hot water."
"Wafu, you are right. That's why I didn't go with Myne and Ted."
"Now I rember. Where the hell did they go by the way?"
...
"Ted! What are you doing there? Stop playing in the water and help deal with Slis. I didn't bring you here so you could have fun in the pond while I am working my ass off for your sake. Don't forget who asked to help him to beco powerful."
Myne's loud voice echoed in the forest, soon buried under the noise of a big explosion.
"Bow-bow..."
Ted, replied Myne in his voice, which was still not understandable and quickly approached and shot several golden lasers from his eyes, killing tens of Sli at once.
Because the quantity of Slis was too large, and Ted's attacks were mostly physical, like biting and slashing, Myne could only lend him his light magic skill, Light Beam, so he could deal with more Slis with his limited magic energy reserve, as it doesn't consu much magic energy.
"Finally got you, you little bastard! You gave a fair share of trouble for the past two hours!" Myne exclaid as he grabbed the purple sli with a crazy grin on his face. He quickly activated cut off its skill, Tenfold Experience Acquisition, and transferred it to Ted before throwing the purple sli into the sky and blasting it with a fireball.
"My aim is very accurate, right? What do you say?" Myne proudly boasted in front of Ted with a smug expression, while opening a portal, ready to go back. He was already getting bored of killing those Sli, which showed no sign of getting finished. Only God knew how they reproduced.
A week ago, he, Waffle, and Sylphy spent half a day grinding Sli without stopping, nearly wiping out all the Sli in the pond. However, after just one week, there were more Sli than before, as if sensing the crisis of extinction, they started a crazy campaign of reproduction, deciding to increase their population so much that no one could wipe them out easily.
"Woof..." Ted, unable to take Myne's nonsense, gave him a disdainful look trying to copy Aisha's style before entering the portal.
"Tsk, today's children are really shaless. I wasted two hours of my life for his sake, and he didn't even show a little bit of gratitude. This world is really too dark," Myne muttered while shaking his head as he walked into the portal as well.
"Eh? Myne, isn't it early for you to co back? What happened? Did you clean up all the Slis there and didn't find that purple one for Ted?" Aisha, who was chatting with Amy on the couch, saw Myne and Ted coming ho quite earlier than last ti and asked with a frown.
"Nah, you might not believe , but the Slis there have increased even more than last ti. God knows where they are popping up from. Thankfully, our luck was quite good, and we quickly found that purple sli. I already getting bored from killing them without any end before I found that purple sli, so after we found it, we decided to co back. Oh, hello, Amy," Myne spoke in a tired voice.
After removing his shoes, he lay down beside Aisha, putting his head on her soft lap.
Seeing Myne suddenly greeting her, Amy quickly nodded her head. However, while contemplating her response, Aisha interrupted her unknowingly.
"What's next then? It's still quite early for dinner," Aisha asked, glancing at the clock hanging on the wall, indicating 4:58 PM.
"Nothing much. Took a bath, visited Mr. Roku to observe construction, finished my book for ti pass. By the way, where is Sylphy? I haven't seen her for quite so ti," Myne casually inquired.
"She's in the bedroom, working on her new move. She ntioned having an enlightennt this morning and urgently needs to work on it before she forgets about it," Aisha replied, brushing Myne's hair with her fingers.
"Good. At least soone is working hard like , instead of being a lazy ass all day long. Now I don't have to worry about both my wives becoming fat in old age like those aunties in town..."
"Ouch, ouch..."
"Who are you calling a lazy ass? Do you know how difficult it is to prepare three als for eight people, especially when among them, six are big gluttons who eat more than two people's worth of food alone? Let's forget about others; you alone eat enough for five people because of your nonsense skill. Also, instead of calling lazy and fat, why don't you look at yourself?
Do you think this big tummy of yours is a sign of hardworking people?"
Aisha, feeling indirectly called lazy, first twisted Myne's ear before scolding him harshly. She lifted up his shirt, revealing his now healthy family-pack tummy, attempting to replace his six-pack abs.
Seeing Myne's naked stomach, Amy quickly covered her eyes with her hands but still secretly took a peek between her fingers, blushing.
"Damn, when did it grow so much? It's all your fault. Your food is so delicious I couldn't help but eat more than necessary. I've decided that starting tomorrow, I'll focus on my fitness. Rember to wake up early tomorrow; it's ti to get serious and erase this stigma trying to cover my handsoness." Myne stood up from the couch and took a vow full of determination.
"Tsk, we'll see tomorrow how strong your determination is," Aisha retorted disdainfully, clearly not very optimistic about Myne's resolve.
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