Chapter 331 – Cat Dad Family is Alcoholic
After owow took over the negotiation, he and Yang-Cheol's group teleported to the B11 floor, where they would transform the entire level into the Song Clan's industry.
Xiaomao bitterly smiled. Once again, owow handled the dungeon affairs on his own even though he was supposed to be the dungeon master.
Lucky patted Xiaomao's back, "Don't sulk, master. He did it for a reason since he wants the best for you and us."
Undine also sighed, "This is very common, Xiaomao. Dungeon masters that run dungeons on their own can never find free ti. Lord owow is doing it so that you can allocate all your free ti to train and get stronger."
Xiaomao disagreed, "More like, they're bored to death and they want sothing to do, munya."
"I can't deny that," Undine wryly smiled as she thought of the freeloading immortals in the dungeon, who did nothing but consu Dungeon Points (DP) and Dungeon Mana to create snacks and sothing to kill ti.
As Xiaomao had nothing else to do here, he chatted with Mary and asked her about her life and her family.
Mary adapted to the dungeon well. Her kids were attending the local school, which was run by a group of Pretty Skins who had stolen many people's mory. Although she hated their vocabularies, she had no choice as they were the smartest monsters here.
There were also many NPCs that party girls forcefully migrated here from Yeet City. The majority of the resisting people had been converted, but Mary didn't explain how. For so reason, Mary's expression turned dark whenever she ntioned the converted people.
Aside from the converted NPCs, a few players also switched sides and volunteered to work for the dungeon as slaves. The leader of the players was Master Yeet, who was a forr vice guild leader of the Spartan Guild. She created a new guild under the na [Slave Dungeon Mob] to represent the players that served Slave Dungeon.
Xiaomao also learned about the incident with Jas, Cardachion, and Fu De. When he heard about them, he was frustrated.
"What the hell were they doing again, munya?"
"Fu De attempted to mutate Jas into a vampire subordinate, and Lord owow punished her. Currently, Jas is comatose."
"Goddamn vamp! I'll go see Jas, munya! Where is he?"
"He has been transferred to the Pool Zone Level. The pool water there are refined sacred water, so they have a healing property. Jas is probably hibernating within one of the pools."
Mary glanced at Nymph, who was supposed to know more about the Pool Zone than her. She reminded Xiaomao, "I think Nymph might know more since I've never been on that level."
Everybody turned to Nymph. The tomboy rmaid had a bad pokerface expression on her face and sweated profusely.
"Erm, sorry."
"Why apologizing, munya?"
Nymph's sweating intensified. She turned around and tried to run away, but Undine pulled the back of her tube tank, "Explain Nymph. You are assigned as the guardian of the new floor. Have you done your work or visited your workplace yet."
"…"
Nymph sweated bullets. She sobbed, expecting a harsh sermon, "No."
Undine sighed, "Okay, we're going to B4 right now. How the hell are you going to manage a dungeon if you're behaving like this?! Grow up already! How old are you now? Over a thousand? You're still acting like 10-year-old kids!"
"I'm sowwy!!"
Undine pinched Nymph's ear and dragged her along.
Xiaomao and Lucky looked at each other and shrugged. They bid farewell to Ijin and Mary. Then, they used a local teleportation platform and accessed the B4 Level for the first ti.
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= B4, Pool Zone =
As the na of this floor implied, the entire level focused on nothing but swimming pools.
In front of Xiaomao and the crew were an in-door Olympic-sized swimming pool, a shallow pool for kids, and a bath area. A bright light ca from the ceiling glass windows and the side windows. However, nobody could see the scenery outside as the glasses and the windows were like plain white paintings. White tiles on the ground and on the floor reflected the sunlight, making the room brighter.
Pool chairs, folded towels, coffee tables, a bar lounge, and sliders were the addition to this room. It looked perfect for a vacation spot for the local monsters.
When Xiaomao turned to the exit area of this pool room, he found another identical swimming pool and facilities. He opened his dungeon nu to check the map of this floor and discovered that it was a labyrinth of swimming pool rooms.
"Well, this is sinister, munya," Xiaomao was impressed by the honey trap maze. Had he been an intruder, it would have been impossible to clear this level as he would have gotten addicted to the environnt and the facilities.
Xiaomao checked the bar lounge. The back counters were filled with liquors and beverages of various brands from Earth. He picked up an expensive cognac bottle and unsealed the cog to check if it was legit.
He took a sip of it. Indeed, it was real liquor.
Noticing how Xiaomao enjoyed liquor by himself, Nymph drooled, "Hubby, can I drink so?"
Xiaomao pursed his lips and looked at the rmaids and Lucky.
Lucky remained expressionless, but her tail was wagging. Undine was still pinching Nymph's ear to control her, but she couldn't avert her eyes from the brown bottle in Xiaomao's hand.
"Oh, well. Since owow sohow managed to create these, you can have it. This is perishable anyway, munya."
Xiaomao passed it to Undine, who imdiately used her water manipulation magic to gather a mass of brown liquid in front of her. She distributed one-tenth of the content to Nymph and one-tenth to Lucky. Then, she kept everything to herself.
"SENIOR! YOU GREEDY PIG!" Nymph scread. For the first ti, she cussed Undine.
"A good beverage requires a good understanding of how to cherish the taste. If I give everything to you, you would have gulped down everything in one swallow."
Although Undine chided Nymph, she instantly drank her portion and let out a muffling burped.
anwhile, Lucky licked the floating mass of cognac like how a dog drinks water. Her eyes glittered as she savored the taste.
Xiaomao rolled his eyes, giving up on his alcoholic wives. He turned to the bar, wondering if he should pick a few more bottles to stock up so secret supplies for himself.
DING
Magically, a new bottle of cognac was respawned on the back counter.
Xiaomao raised his brows and turned around to look at the empty bottle. It was still there, but a new one already replaced it.
'Erm, if you're hearing this, I suggest you don't waste the dungeon resources if possible, munya. Refilling stocks consu our precious dungeon's DP, munya.'
The voice of owow entered Xiaomao's mind. It seed that the cat god knew what they were doing.
Curious, Xiaomao asked the god and pointed at the bottle that Undine had emptied, "How much does it cost?"
'20 DP per bottle regardless of quality, munya.'
"But we have over 100,000 points, munya?"
'We generate DP by killing intruders in our dungeon, munya. We also get so daily points from the local residents, but it's not enough to refill the supply, munya.'
"And why did you create this if you don't want to waste dungeon resources, munya?"
Sotis, Xiaomao didn't understand owow's ways of handling things. He said that the beverage was unnecessary, but he created these bars.
'It's just a form of business, munya. Sotis, local monsters need to relax. They can co to that level and use their hard-earned DP or PACTs to grab so drinks, munya. Also, Mimir and Taotie are regular custors. They paid a lot of money for those, munya.'
owow explained how the monsters got their fund. Every ti they killed an intruder or successfully hunt soone outside the dungeon, they obtained personal Dungeon Points that they could exchange with the dungeon. However, instead of giving the precious DP to the dungeon in vain, owow created a barter system to encourage the local monsters to work hard.
The bars on this floor were one of the attractions. Every ti a monster picked up a drink from a bar, their private DPs automatically deducted from their accounts. But as Xiaomao was the owner of the dungeon, he could pick up all drinks for free.
'I normally resell that bottle for 100 DP or 100 PACT each, munya. Do you know how much I made from Taotie and Mimir last week? Over a million PACT, munya! Those guys are freaking rich, I tell you! They got a lot of cash from the intruders last week, munya!'
Xiaomao facepald. He understood now why owow intercepted Xiaomao and took charge of the negotiation with Song Yang-Cheol.
This MF was greedy!
"I hope that money is for the dungeon, senior."
'How do you think I managed to upgrade your dungeon to level six, munya?! It was the fund I made, munya!'
"Oh, I see," Xiaomao was relieved as owow used so of the acquired money to improve the dungeon. "Do you have fun managing my dungeon, munya?"
Xiaomao was certain that owow had been treating his dungeon as a simulation ga to kill his boredom, judging from how he managed things.
'Of course! I love this dungeon, munya! It's a lot more fun than pushing fragile phones off tables or chasing around a plastic cap. Oh, excuse . I'm in the middle of a conversation with that old Song. Catch you later, munya!'
"…"
owow cut the communication.
Xiaomao shook his head as he gave up on trying to wrestle for authority over the dungeon. He let owow play with it for the ti being since he seed to be enjoying it.
"Now, where is Jas?"
Xiaomao opened his dungeon nu and checked on the mini-map. As a dungeon master, he could locate any living being inside his dungeon by just inputting a few search keywords on the search bar.
DING
After Xiaomao had input Jas' na in the search bar, a large red dot was highlighted on the mini-map. Xiaomao looked up and found faint yellowish lines, which acted as a GPS for him.
"Follow . I've found Jas, munya."
Xiaomao quietly and secretly put a 1980s wine bottle in his inventory and followed the navigation path. The alcoholic rmaids reluctantly followed after him.
They didn't notice that Lucky was dead drunk. She lay on a pool chair and fell asleep.
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