Chapter 226 – Cat Dad's Chadness
Xiaomao stared at Ifrit and looked around. Inside was a dark empty area under the purple do. He didn't find any vendor stall in the safe zone, which was unusual.
"Hello, sir. Are you a guardian of this place?"
Ifrit turned around and flexed his back muscles, "Yes, I am! Wanna know how I get my lats?"
Xiaomao maintained his poker face. He coughed, "By chance, do you have sothing for sale?"
Hearing the question, Ifrit burst into laughter, "I don't think you can afford it, child. This place was created for the sake of adventuring immortals that got lost in this god-forsaken place. My items might be too strong for you to handle!"
"Ahem, can I see your ware, please?"
Ifrit turned around and crossed his arms around his back. His two massive chest muscles danced.
Looking at Ifrit, Xiaomao thought of Terry Crews. If that celebrity wore an Afro wig, he might look the sa as this guy.
DING
Item shop nu appeared in front of Xiaomao. He imdiately skimd through the item list.
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Level-2000 Fla King Full Plate Armor Set (Legendary) – 500 Million PACTs
Level-2000 Fla King Leather Armor Set (Legendary) – 500 Million PACTs
Level-2000 Fla King Mage Robe Set (Legendary) – 500 Million PACTs
Level-2000 Fla King Priest Robe Set (Legendary) – 500 Million PACTs
Level-2000 Fla King Full Coat (Ultra-Rare) – 200 Million PACTs
Level-2000 Fla King Cape (Ultra-Rare - 200 Million PACTs
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The noteworthy items were full set armors. However, the price was extrely expensive. He doubted that any players could even afford one of them.
Aside from these set items, the rest were consumable items and mystery boxes. As Xiaomao kept reading, he noticed sothing strange. He couldn't find any weapon in this shop.
Even though Xiaomao couldn't find any weapon in the shop, he was in a good mood. He grinned and brought out a coupon that he had gotten from the system.
"Can I use this to purchase your items, munya?"
"NUUUUOOOOOO!!"
Ifrit widened his eyes in shock. He stopped posing. He turned to Xiaomao and gazed at him with a solemn expression.
"T-Those stupid coupons! Where did you get those from?! I thought I got rid of those stupid things!"
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Discount Coupon for rmaid Dungeon Vendor
Once upon a ti, a certain King of Fire Spirits fell in love with the Queen of Water Spirits. One day, he proposed to her, and she accepted with a condition – Ifrit had to provide 100 items that she wanted from his clan.
The king could not give her the items right away, so he ca up with an idea. He created 100 talismans and imbued them with his blood. They could be used to represent him when the queen visited his kingdom, and she could exchange them for items from his clan. Moreover, because of his love, he ford a contract that these coupons could force him to give her any item in his possession.
Noticing the King's dedication, the Queen accepted his proposal and they got married. The King and Queen lived happily after.
The End.
Effect: Can only be used in rmaid Dungeon's Safe Zone Vendor. Can be exchanged for any item in the safe zone shop.
*[Cathulhu Instinct]: Plot Twist – They were divorced, and she ran away with the items and so coupons. Probably got his house too since he's holess.
*[Foresight]: Lesson from the story - Trust no gold digger.
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Xiaomao inwardly laughed at Ifrit. He didn't know why he acted this way. But if he had to guess, the Queen probably scamd him, and these coupons were the remnants of that event.
Feeling bad for the poor dude, Xiaomao asked about his background.
"I can see the description of the coupon, munya. Did the woman scam you?"
Ifrit sat on his butt and hugged his knees. He sobbed, "She betrayed . I really loved her, but she said that I was too good for her. She eloped with Poseidon long ago."
"But I heard Poseidon is already dead, munya."
"He is already reincarnated. That woman, too. I bet they're still living together."
"… My condolence, munya."
Hearing Ifrit's side of the story, Xiaomao understood what happened to this poor spirit king.
Ifrit looked at Xiaomao with puppy eyes, begging him to show him rcy without uttering a word.
DING
[Cathulhu Instinct]: Be kind to him.
[Foresight]: This is the turning point. Humility is the key.
Even without their advice, Xiaomao had no intention of bullying him. Xiaomao ca up with another idea.
"I have 10 coupons with , munya," Xiaomao showed the items.
Ifrit flinched, and he rechecked the items in his store. He shed manly tears and slowly brought out everything from his inventory.
"My parents always taught that only true friends will extend their hands to help when I'm at the lowest point of my life while the rest will abandon . And I agree with that teaching, munya."
Xiaomao placed the coupons on the ground in front of Ifrit.
"This belongs to you, and I'm returning them, munya."
"!!!"
The Afro fire king looked at Xiaomao in disbelief.
"In the case that they force you to give sothing in return, give anything that you don't need or don't want. I don't mind if it's a pebble, munya."
"NUUUUUOOOOO!!"
Suddenly, Ifrit stood up and cried a rainbow tear, "SUCH A SWEET CHILD! THIS IS THE PUREST FORM OF CHADNESS!!"
RUMBLE
The safe zone trembled and the atmosphere changed. From a dark and gloomy space within a purple do, it transford into a bright palace, decorated with ruby gems and red roses.
Crimson fluid gushed out of the fountain behind Xiaomao. The bonfire earlier transford into a small shrine on a pedestal, and a sculpture of a muscular man was inside.
Ifrit's physical form also changed. He turned into a massive humanoid fla giant. He no longer had legs as his lower body beca one with fire. As for the upper parts, he looked as muscular as ever.
Xiaomao looked up and broke a sweat. The fire king's aura drastically changed, and his playful air was gone.
Ifrit crossed his arms and brightly smiled.
"To be honest, I already noticed that you had those coupons on you when you stepped inside my domain. I was planning to give you fake items in case you got too greedy. But since you've shown your CHADNESS and MANLIEST KINDNESS, I'll bestow you sothing better than the items in my shop!"
Ifrit clapped his hands and ten fire fairies manifested from thin air. They each carried a box, and they placed them down on the ground.
Ten boxes were opened at once, and the items ca out.
One of them was a small crimson droplet. It moved around aimlessly like a firefly for a mont before it suddenly flew into Xiaomao's third eye.
DING
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