215 Cat Dad’s Air Superiority
Chapter 215 – Cat Dad’s Air Superiority
DING
BURP!
In the public bathhouse, Xiaomao, in his human form, sat in the murky bathtub and patted his bloated belly. He tossed away the half-broken marble tile that he had peeled from the wall and chew the handful of concrete in his mouth.
The broken wall that Xiaomao had peeled and eaten was instantly restored. The chunk of tile and concrete vanished as well. However, the murky water in the bathtub remained.
Xiaomao looked at the ti. It was already 6.30 AM.
He stood up and moved out of the bathtub. Instantly, the impurity in the bathtub entered the drains and was replaced with clean water.
DING
Xiaomao waved his hands and dismissed the notification ssages. Then, he brought out Mimir’s bible and read it.
‘2nd-stage mortal cultivator is the bone refining realm. My job is to purify my bone marrow until it starts producing Qi blood. Now, my level is close to 300, but my bone marrow hasn’t been thoroughly cleansed yet. Won’t this affect my foundation?’
Xiaomao scratched his head and shapeshifted into a catopus. He turned around and jumped into the clean water in the bathtub.
PLOP
In less than a minute, the clean water turned black because of Xiaomao’s sweat and gri on his fur. The foul sll of feces returned, preventing Xiaomao’s subordinates from using the public bathhouse.
Xiaomao floated on top of the water. He sighed.
‘Should I temporarily stop using Taotie’s techniques?’
Na: Xiaomao
Rarity: Legendary
Race: Catopus
Lifespan: 110 Years
LEVEL: 294
Contribution Level: 17
Karma: 0
Status Attributes
STR: 2,950
DEX: 2,960
AGI: 2,590
VIT: 3,130
INT: 8,730
WIS: 2,220
QI: 177,162
LUCK: 4,500
Spiritual Roots
Fire: 8,698
Water: 3,040
Wind: 3,108
tal: 3,069
Wood: 3,939
Lightning: 11,280
Dark: 3,809
Light: 3,926
Combat Status
ATK: 4,247
DEF: 3,337
M.ATK: 13,374
M.DEF: 2,982
HP: 97,626 / 97,626
MP: 337,253 / 337,253
Life Qi: 177,162 / 177,162
While pondering, Xiaomao looked at his current status.
This was the result of Taotie’s cultivation thod. Because of the repeated stat gains by eating, the attributes didn’t suit a ga character, which only gained about 60 stats per level. Even a 4th grade-schooler could tell that the math didn’t add up.
Still, the increase in Xiaomao’s attack power and defense seed lackluster even though his stats increased by almost twofold. He began to wonder if he had committed a mistake sowhere during the cultivation.
“Hmm. What to do…”
Xiaomao closed his eyes to think. He thought of Taotie’s book and recited the part that the senior always reminded him of.
‘When in doubt, EAT A BETTER FOOD!’
“Right. I should eat more. Co to think of it, I haven’t tried eating a fellow human yet…”
Xiaomao paused for a few seconds before he slapped his face several tis and sank himself in the dirty water.
“WHAT WAS I THINKING, MUNYA?! WHY AM I THINKING OF EATING HUMANS?! THAT’S CANNIBALISM AND DISGUSTING!!”
At 6:55, Xiaomao finally ca out of the bathhouse. The water tube was automatically cleaned, and the nasty sll was gone.
When the catopus returned to the lobby, he found everybody there.
The rn seed prepared this ti. None of them seed to be too nervous or excited. Also, nobody had a stomach problem, which was reassuring.
John rushed to Xiaomao and passed him a stack of A4 papers. Xiaomao took the papers and read them.
It was a long list of appointnt reservations and their request details. Several guild leaders and representatives wanted to et Xiaomao for business and alliance.
Xiaomao passed the papers back, “John, arrange the list and invite the people if you can. I’ll handle the etings after today’s match, munya. Oh, you won’t be deployed in this battle, so you can take your ti.”
John grinned and saluted. Then, he stored the papers in his inventory.
When Xiaomao was done with John, Lucky ca to him next.
“What’s the plan for this fight, master? Our next opponent is sowhat smarter than Shu Han. I saw their match. Their guild used an ant army strategy and spamd the battlefield with low-level players to hog all quests. I don’t think we can use the sa tactic in the last match twice.”
Xiaomao deeply exhaled. He waved his tentacle, dismissing Lucky’s worries.
“Then, this fight will be easy, munya. I won’t be deploying anyone or building anything.”
“Err… eh?”
“Just wait and see, munya. Did you forget that I can fly?”
“O-Oh…”
Lucky was still baffled, but she believed in him. anwhile, Shepherd and others looked at each other in confusion, unable to predict how the match would turn out.
7 AM
Once again, Xiaomao and his guild mbers were summoned to the sa battlefield. The crew got trapped in the transparent cube while Xiaomao was the only one in the guild castle.
As soon as Xiaomao got his bearings, he rode a flying sword toward the opponent’s castle right away.
Xiaomao’s opponent guild, the Big Fish Guild, was one of the top guilds from World One, which competed against Hiiro Narukami.
The guild leader, ga Whale, was a successful French strear. His followers and friends joined his guild, and they ca here for the big prize.
ga Whale’s character was also unique. He had an ultra-rare high-elf character, but he wore a costu of a rman. The rman costu opened its mouth and revealed ga Whale’s face, which wasted his handso face.
When ga Whale noticed that Xiaomao used the sa strategy, he smirked and laughed.
“Alright, nerds! Let’s go grab so quests!”
ga Whale instantly summoned 10 guild mbers to the field right away. All of their levels ranged between one and ten!
The suicide squad appeared and rushed out of the castle, grabbed the nearest NPCs on the battlefield, and ran back inside.
By the ti Xiaomao arrived in front of their castle, the squad already secured the quests.
DING
DING
Out of the 10 quests, seven were completed right away. The Big Fish Guild’s SP rose to 3,500 at once while Xiaomao’s SP was only 200!
ga Whale burst into laughter as he summoned 20 of his strangest range damage dealers. He pointed at the sky, where Xiaomao was.
“As planned, shoot him down and end it!”
The archers, mages, and javelin throwers climbed the stairs and got on the castle walls.
anwhile, Xiaomao carefully asured the range between him and the two obelisks of ga Whale’s castle. He calmly piloted the flying sword to climb higher to the point that he almost touched the clouds. Then, he tried getting directly above the castle.
The obelisks lit up, but they didn’t fire at Xiaomao. He was out of range.
The people on the ground tried using their spells and skills to attack Xiaomao. Unfortunately, their abilities could not even reach the cat in the sky.
Seeing that his plan worked, Xiaomao looked around to find Big Fish’s guild leader. It wasn’t hard to locate the stupid-looking elf in the rman costu.
Xiaomao brought out a crossbow and an explosive bolt. Then, he used a skill on them.
One Man Thousand Arrow!
A thousand bolts rained upon the crowd on the wall. None of them hit anyone since Xiaomao didn’t even set a target.
However, as soon as the bolts hit the ground, they exploded. Debris flew everywhere, and the brick walls partially crumbled, and many players died from the fall damage and explosions.
“MU-NYA-NYA!”
Followed by the random explosions, a massive fireball descended upon ga Whale.
The guild leader looked up and revealed a wry smile. He didn’t expect that Xiaomao would exploit the air superiority to bully them.
“Is this even allowed?!” ga Whale complained before the fireball exploded on him.
BOOM
61,319 DAMAGE!
No regular player had that much HP. The guild leader was burnt to ash on the spot.
DING
Xiaomao read the ssage and sighed. He muttered to himself.
“What a waste, munya. I could have stolen that guy’s wealth and stats. Oh, well… GG.”
Xiaomao turned his flying sword around and returned to his castle, waiting for the match to automatically conclude.
North Carolina
A certain room of a condominium was brightly lit even though it was 7 PM here. In the master bedroom, a teenager kicked open the capsule hatch and jumped off his ga console. He rushed to his laptop computer to look at the replay of his match.
Currently, the official live stream channel of the ga company was replaying the footage of Xiaomao’s match earlier. The cara showed how Xiaomao hovered above his opponent’s castle and bombarded the castle wall into ruins.
“I-Is this even legal?!” The female comntator couldn’t stop laughing. She seed to be enjoying how the match quickly ended.
Pan i, the son of Pan Xian, was a comntator as well. His red face and the swelling blood vessels in his face revealed how mad he was.
Even though Pan i was angry, he managed to control his voice.
“This will definitely be patched before tomorrow. This tactic shouldn’t be allowed at all!”
The female comntator thought otherwise, “Air superiority and air suppression are one of the best military tactics in the real world, though. Characters with flight abilities should be able to do this much, right?”
“But the guild war is supposed to be fair and enjoyable to everybody. Oh, well. I doubt we can patch it within today, but there won’t be any of this stupid trick tomorrow.”
“Hahaha. Mr. Pan. You are a dog person, aren’t you?”
“What’s that have to do with a dog person?!”
The conversation was sidetracked, and ga Whale no longer listened to them. He looked at the tir.
34 seconds was the ti it took for Xiaomao to win this match.
ga Whale leaned on his chair. He covered his face.
“This stupid ga! In server one, Hiiro took everything. And what is this? A stupid Yuumi knockoff that can nuke cities?! How am I supposed to compete with them?!”
While ga Whale was lanting and venting his frustration, a woman’s voice entered his mind.
‘I see that you hate them.’
ga Whale looked around in shock, “WHO IS IT?!”
White gas ca out from the ga capsule and manifested a young girl with white hair, who seed to be about 5 or 6 years old. She looked up and smiled at the French man.
“My na is Amon. You can call Amon-chan!”
“…”
Although ga Whale was a young strear with good eloquence, he wasn’t good at dealing with children. He stared at the Loli.
“Where’re you from? Are you lost?”
Amon pouted. She walked toward ga Whale and lightly stomped his right foot.
“!!!”
As soon as she hit him, ga Whale’s foot was crushed. The latter collasped on his knees and held the foot in pain.
Amon snorted and crossed her chest. She looked down at him.
“You have two choices, mister. First, beco my servant, and I’ll give you the power to deal with annoying players like Hiiro or Xiaomao. Or second, I’ll tell the FBI that you kidnapped ! Pick one!”
ga Whale was confused and helpless. He looked at the little girl once again.
“W-Who the hell are you?! What are you?!”
Amon pouted again, “I just told you that I’m Amon! I’m a demon lord of Solomon’s Netherworld! Hmph!”
“…”
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