199: Chapter 65 The Story’s Incident_2 199: Chapter 65 The Story’s Incident_2 “Enough, enough!” Yan Fei once again conceded without a fight.
“Really, really, if you don’t believe , I’ll predict another one…”
“Alright then!” Xu Xiaoyan sneered coldly, her hand gesturing on him.
“Keep making up stories, I might let you off the hook once you’re done.
Unfortunately, her petite hand, although lovely, lacked any intimidation.
Yan Fei spoke with an air of a wise sage: “Based on my calculations, the paper factory upstream of this stinky river should be closing this year.
When you co back during your holiday next year, the river won’t stink anymore.
Before long, it will beco a clear-water river!”
“Humph…” The girl approached again laughing.
Yan Fei hastily broke into a run: “Really, truly, I’m not fooling you…”
Amidst the laughter and the barking of a few dogs, he bolted into his small kitchen.
“Ti to cook!
Stop ssing around, don’t you see how your cow is laughing at you?
A maiden of your age…” Yan Fei both tidied up and evaded, even using the cow standing outside with innocent eyes as a shield.
“What’s wrong with maidens?
I am ssing around, so what…” Even though Xu Xiaoyan claid so, she waved her hands and voluntarily sat next to the stove, preparing to light the fire.
“Not a maiden, but my future wife!” Yan Fei said cheerfully.
“Humph…” The young woman spit at him and ignored him.
Yan Fei tidied up and when the girl didn’t say anything for a while, he couldn’t help but bring up a new topic.
“Alright, I’m going to tell you a secret.
Don’t be startled!
Do you know what kind of at you’re eating every day?”
“Hmph…” The girl rolled her eyes and ignored him.
“Actually, you are eating baby at every day!” Yan Fei began to babble nonsense.
“Yikes…
Are you asking for death…?” The girl suddenly launched a wooden root at him.
Yan Fei caught the flying wooden stick lightly.
“I misspoke, missed a word.
What you eat every day is actually giant salamander at!
Protect the animals, huh!
Are you scared?
You have eaten so much, even one hundred years in jail won’t be enough!”
“Keep bragging!
Since you were a child, you’ve always been good at bragging, even giant salamander at?
Why don’t you say it’s dragon at?” The girl snatched the stick back, snapped it in two, and stuffed it into the stove.
“Actually, you have eaten dragon at, but not the mythical kind, dinosaur at.” Yan Fei washed the vegetables and continued to chat with the girl.
“Really?
So, I’ve been eating dinosaur at all along?
Co on, keep lying, tell how you got dinosaur at.” The girl began to sneer coldly again, displaying her Nine Yin Skeleton Claw, pretending to examine her hand while glaring at Yan Fei.
Clearly, she was ready to unleash the ‘Nine Yin Skeleton Claw’ the mont Yan Fei said sothing wrong.
“Ah…
That’s a long story.” Yan Fei pretended to sigh laboriously.
“Once upon a ti, when I was sound asleep, I had a dream about my grandfather.
He said, ‘Xiao Fei, you haven’t eaten at for a few days, right?
Here, I’ll take you to a place, and when you don’t have any at to eat, you can go there to catch so dinosaurs.”
The start of this story made Xu Xiaoyan stop glaring at him.
Now she started listening to his nonsense with interest.
In the story, a child desiring at and an old man arrive at a beautiful dinosaur island with beautiful scenery, diverse dinosaurs, enormous crocodiles, frogs bigger than a basin, and huge giant salamanders several ters long.
In the sky, nurous pterosaurs of various sizes, so with long tails and so without, flew around clumsily.
The cunning Rapators, the huge frog that leaps several ters high, the big crocodile that looks like a log you wouldn’t notice at first glance- all these attracted the girl’s attention, causing her to listen with great interest.
The kid later discovered that when he killed a dinosaur, he too would beco a dinosaur.
He would beco a dinosaur and stomp crocodiles to death, then turn into a giant crocodile and sneak attack the dinosaurs, even becoming a Pterosaur flying to and fro in the sky…
“Ah!
I’m gonna eat you…” Yan Fei, who had been listening with rapt attention, suddenly lunged towards the girl and roared loudly in her face.
“Ah…!” The girl jumped in surprise and imdiately extended her hand out, scratching Yan Fei’s face in the process.
“Ouch…!” Yan Fei let out a scream of pain.
“Oh…
are you okay?” The girl looked at the teary-eyed Yan Fei with concern and imdiately stood up to ask.
Yan Fei, up to his usual tricks, brought this bit of suffering onto himself.
He tried to scare the girl by bringing his face close to hers and ended up having his eye scratched.
Now, one of his eyes was red and tearing up.
“I’m fine, I’m fine…” Yan Fei, who had just finished recounting his stories, felt a sudden sense of relief.
Wiping the tears from his eyes, he reassured the girl with a beaming smile, “I’m fine.
Even if I get hurt, it’s not a problem.
Once I transform, all the injuries simply disappear.
What you did was nothing major.”
“Humph!
That’ll teach you not to frighten again!” Seeing that he was indeed unhard, the girl’s worries evaporated, and she gave him a sideways glance.
“Co on; show your dinosaur transformation!
Do you need to go outside to do it?
Dinosaurs are huge, aren’t they?
This room is too small, it can’t accommodate it!”
With red eyes, Yan Fei glanced at the ceiling and nodded solemnly, “Yes, this room is a bit too small…”
“Stop boasting, will you?
Quickly, dinner is ready; I’m starving.” Watching him, the girl was torn between laughter and tears.
…
“Actually, everything I said was true…
why won’t you believe !” Yan Fei continued to bring up the old matter while eating.
“You’re not in pain anymore, are you?” The girl snatched half a piece of at from his chopsticks.”Let try so dinosaur at.
You must be tired of it by now!”
“Mmm, sort of.
I do get tired of it if I eat it every day.
That’s why I keep changing the way I cook it: braised, fried, stewed, never repeating the sa dish.” Yan Fei nodded thoughtfully.
“But this isn’t dinosaur at; it’s giant salamander at!”
“Yes yes, it’s giant salamander at…” The girl didn’t feel like arguing with him.
After eating for a while, she suddenly sighed, “Actually, you are really good at telling stories; who would have thought?
You have quite a talent for it.
It all sounds so real; you could write it up as a story, and you may even beco a famous writer soday!”
“Mmm…” Yan Fei nodded.
This girl spent her days with Yan Fei at the cattle farm, and she didn’t watch TV much.
Even when she occasionally took a glance, she only watched stories about eagle couples or so emotional dramas filled with love and family issues.
She had no idea about an upcoming TV show that would soon be popular, telling a story of a scapegoat pri minister.
There was a line in the the song of that TV show: “If the story says it is, then it is, and if it’s not, then it’s not.
If the story says it’s not, then it’s not, even if it is…”
At this mont, she was sternly reprimanding Yan Fei: “‘Mmm’ what?
I told you to buy all those classics, but you only read ‘Ancient Bones’.
Are the fossil bones attractive?
I think you’ve beco fossil-brained!
Stop playing this afternoon and read or study.
Oh, you haven’t finished your holiday howork, have you?
I can supervise you to finish it quickly…”
“Mmm…” Yan Fei continued to nod.
“Humph, your parents said that if you don’t behave, I can discipline you freely…”
“Mmm…”
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