Wolf-Eye
I'm no stranger to death.
But life after death is… new.
After finding Rowan's little hideaway not only burned down on the outside but "unlinked," as he calls it, from whatever magical pocket dinsion it once occupied, we had to trek into the hills and down a segnt of caves and caverns to make any horror movie director cream their pants in delight with all their warning signs and roped off entrances.
After a few tight squeezes and a few panic attacks from the wizard, we make it to Rowan's secret lair, which is covered in blood, strange writings on the wall (written in blood, of course), and teeming with—
Zombies.
Rowan and Echo call them "ghouls," but who the fuck are they kidding? Rotten flesh. Vacant stares. Arms outstretched while they moan and shuffle toward us like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet and we're the pri rib.
Actually, their shuffling is pretty fucking speedy, and their arms are only outstretched because they're trying to tear our heads off, but the point is, the visual's there.
Though I'm not entirely certain we're still on our planet. Sure, we all talk about zombie apocalypses—and every man has a plan for one, whether they admit it or not—but it doesn't an we actually expect to go through one.
Co on. Zombies. Seriously?
"They're not technically zombies," Rowan says for the third ti, driving so old-ass dagger he conjured out of nowhere through one's eye socket with disturbing precision. "Zombies are reanimated human corpses. These are—"
"The sa damn thing!" I duck as one lunges at , swinging my half-shifted claws through its neck. The head tumbles off, but the body keeps coming. "If it walks like a zombie and tries to eat like a zombie—"
"Ghouls don't actually consu the flesh," Echo cuts in, kicking the legs out from under another one like she does this every damn Monday. "They feed on the residual life force."
"Not. Helping."
Jasper hasn't stopped screaming since we saw the first one. His voice grates on every damn nerve I have as he cowers behind us, absolutely useless. I'm about to tell him to shut the hell up when Echo makes a sharp gesture in his direction.
His mouth keeps moving, but the sound cuts off instantly.
"Thank you," I mutter, cleaving another zombie-ghoul-whatever from shoulder to hip. Thankfully, since they're dead and basically rotten, it's easy to tear them apart.
They stink so fucking bad, though.
I'd rather live in a landfill than sll this shit.
Two hours and a phone call from Violet later—only Echo would use her phone in the middle of a ghoul uprising—I'm panting, covered in black, putrid goo, and surrounded by dismbered body parts that won't stop twitching. My arms ache. My clothes are ruined. And I still don't have any fucking answers.
I kick at a severed hand, still crawling toward Echo. "So anyone want to tell why Batman's secret lair is full of the walking dead?"
She doesn't even look at as she casually boots a decapitated head across the floor. "Hmm. That's the question, isn't it?"
And that's it. That's all she offers while she wipes her blade—another dagger conjured out of fucking nowhere, which would be real fucking handy for but no one fucking offered—on what used to be soone's shirt. I stare at her, waiting for more, but she just continues cleaning her knife.
For the first ti since eting her, I feel precisely zero urge to flirt or fantasize. She's covered in black sli, her rainbow-colored hair is matted with gore, and there's a chunk of... sothing... stuck to her cheek I don't want to identify.
I probably look worse.
And sll worse.
"I need a shower," I mutter, running a hand through my hair and imdiately regretting it when my fingers co away sticky.
"You can over there," Rowan says, gesturing toward the back.
My expression surpasses unfriendly into downright hostile. "Pass."
"It's fine. There are plenty of showers where we're going," Echo says, sheathing her knife.
In the corner, Jasper's doubled over, his body jerking with each silent hurl. Whatever magic Echo used doesn't obstruct his mouth, but no sound cos out as he empties his stomach onto the floor.
"What did you do to him?" I ask, nodding toward our resident warlock.
She glances at , her expression completely untroubled as she admits, "I muted him."
"You can do that?"
"Obviously."
Huh.
I guess I should be grateful she hasn't done it to … yet.
"So... are we going to talk about this?" I gesture broadly at the carnage around us. "Because this doesn't seem like your standard ho invasion, no?"
Echo and Rowan exchange a look, and my hackles rise. They keep doing that, this silent conversation between them.
"The mission is related," she says, and he nods like it makes perfect sense.
It doesn't. Obviously.
"No point in separating," Rowan agrees.
I scowl.
"What mission? What are you two talking about? Care to share?"
Silence.
"I've been hacking apart the undead for hours without knowing why they're here or who sent them. Throw a damn bone here."
Echo pauses, studying for a mont. Her eyes are all slitted and feline again. Finally, she answers. A miracle.
"Soone is dabbling in forbidden magic," she explains. "We're going to stop them."
And… that's it, that's all I get. No nas, no details, no explanation of what kind of forbidden magic creates a horde of hungry corpses.
I nod, because what else can I fucking do? I'm at this woman's rcy, and I begged to be here. "Okay."
She looks over at Jasper, who's still bent over but seems to have finished emptying his stomach. "Is the signal still coming from the tunnels?"
He nods, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. He can't speak to clarify, because, you know, she fucking muted him.
Not really complaining, but maybe she should rember that before asking him questions.
She makes a little humming sound before standing up straight and snapping her fingers.
A strange blue fire erupts out of nowhere, crawling up all four of us simultaneously. I tense, expecting pain, but it feels more like a warm tickle against my skin. The flas consu every speck of gore from my clothes, my skin, and even under my fingernails.
Doesn't take away the unclean feeling underneath it all, though.
All around us, the dismbered ghouls catch fire too, the blue flas reducing them to ash in seconds.
As quickly as it appeared, the fire vanishes. I'm left standing there, pristine and clean, not even the sll of those nasty bastards lingering.
"Why the hell couldn't you have done that in the first place? We spent hours chopping these things up when you could have just..." I snap my fingers.
She stretches her arms above her head with a yawn. For a second, I swear I see fangs, but then they're gone the next. "Believe it or not, there are limits to what I am allowed to do."
Behind her, Rowan nods sagely, like he understands perfectly. It sends a surge of irrational jealousy through . Exactly when did those two get so cozy? Since when does he—who nearly pissed himself after being turned into a toad—act like her confidant?
Besides, "allowed" by whom? Since when does anyone tell her what to do?
But it's obvious these aren't answers I'm privy to, so I change lanes.
"Are there more of these things where we're going?"
She snorts. "No. These were a warning."
"A warning? Like 'stop interfering with our dastardly plans before we send more zombies' kind of warning? Seems a bit theatrical." I look over at Rowan. "Though I guess that tracks if he's secretly Batman."
She stares at blankly for a mont. "I'm Batman. If anything, Rowan's Alfred."
I blink, thrown by her correction. But it tracks. "Wait—then who am I?"
She tilts her head, considering for a mont. "Robin?"
Of course. Why ask?
Before I can respond, Jasper tugs at Echo's arm and points frantically at his mouth, his eyes wide. She flicks a finger in his direction, and he coughs, suddenly audible again.
"Thank you," he gasps, his voice hoarse. "They're moving, but the signal's too fuzzy to pin them down. I just know they're underground."
"That's expected." She pats at his head like he's a dog, and he preens a little under her touch. "You did well. Stop the tracking for now; we already know where to start looking."
She says we, but clearly the plural isn't the case, because I have no fucking idea where we're going. "Where?"
"Fiddleback territory."
"You an their subdivision?"
"Yes." But then she points down. "But beneath it."
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