Black Myth: Starting from the Destined One Chapter 88 - 88 84 Jokes

Chapter 88: Chapter 84 Jokes Chapter 88: Chapter 84 Jokes Yiye Zhiqiu’s heartfelt persuasion was originally thought to earn him praise from Li Ping’an, but it resulted in a scolding from Li Ping’an.

“Their seductive acts are none of your business, right? Why do you care if my back is strong or not? You’re so capable, you can take over small matters like saving the nation and the people. As you said, romance and the lure of won harm one’s body. Today, I must overco this hurdle and challenge n’s weaknesses. Please stop bothering !”

Li Ping’an was about to leave after he finished speaking, but Yiye Zhiqiu, looking aggrieved, grabbed him.

“Senior, I, the lesser Yiye Zhiqiu, am a mage of the Kunlun Mountains and stand on my own rits, which puts above many others. My master even knew you from before. By all accounts, I and you are our own kind. Why do you never look at directly, Senior?”

Li Ping’an wanted to say, “Are you gay, why do you keep staring at ?” but he was afraid Yiye Zhiqiu wouldn’t understand, so he ended up patiently explaining:

“Yiye Zhiqiu, if you don’t teach the art of Talisman, don’t expect to pay any attention to you. Got it?”

Li Ping’an then ran off to tease and play around with the Xiao Family Sisters.

Who would have expected that rather than getting angry, Yiye Zhiqiu actually beca extrely excited:

“I never thought the great and renowned Zhuge Weiwei would actually beseech , a junior? Such an honor! Such an honor indeed!”

Thus, Yiye Zhiqiu and the mbers of the Xiao Family took a rest in the great hall, while Li Ping’an intentionally chatted with the Xiao Family Sisters elsewhere the entire morning. After eating lunch, Li Ping’an finally lay down for a nap that lasted two ti periods.

When he woke up, the mbers of the Xiao Family had prepared dinner. Apart from the Xiao sisters, a group of people ford a circle on the open ground in front of the hall to dine.

During the al, in a mont of boredom, the mbers of the Xiao Family, watching Li Ping’an who was gobbling his food without any semblance of a wise man, asked him:

“Senior Zhuge, why did you beco so determined to rebel back then?”

“Yeah, yeah, do tell us.”

The mbers of the Xiao Family egged him on together, and Li Ping’an, thinking they had no idea who he was, started to talk nonsense:

“It’s all because my ancestors were blind, forcing to seek knowledge and beco a scholar familiar with ancient and modern tis. Who knew that writing travelogues would get accused of leaking national secrets, and writing history ant I was criticizing the present through the past.”

“Well, then I tried comnting on military strategies, and they said I was inciting rebellion. Sigh! I thought writing myths would be safe, but then I was accused of leading people into superstition. In the end, I only wrote biographies, but then soone I wrote about got arrested, labeled a rebel, which led to being wanted too. That got on this path!”

“That makes sense!”

The mbers of the Xiao Family nodded as if they believed every word, and then they kept pestering Li Ping’an to tell them more about his rebellious exploits and the Futang Group’s affairs. Not knowing much about these topics, Li Ping’an turned his attention to Yiye Zhiqiu, who was enjoying his al.

“Ah, you ask about my affairs—according to local legends, they are all true. If we were to delve into details, three days and nights might not suffice. Better let Yiye Zhiqiu tell you instead.”

Everyone then looked at Yiye Zhiqiu, who, upon hearing this, slapped his thigh and exclaid:

“If Senior wants to tell, I certainly must give Senior this face. Then let tell you a joke widely known in our Kunlun Sect.”

“Sure, sure!”

Li Ping’an joined in the clamor with the Xiao Family mbers.

Yiye Zhiqiu, holding his bowl of rice, moved next to Li Ping’an and started telling everyone vividly:

“Recently, my senior brother from the Kunlun Three Sages taught a lesson to a bandit chief, who seed to be called ‘Supre Treasure’…”

“Hmm? How did this involve ?”

Li Ping’an cocked his head, looking sideways, feeling sothing was not right.

“That Supre Treasure, who calls himself the Gang Leader of the Axe Guild, the Dusk Warrior, unbeaten within a 500-mile radius of Five Fingers Mountain, foolishly wished to challenge my senior brother in combat,” Li Ping’an exclaid with a smirk. “Just imagine, I am already so formidable, so just think how much more formidable my senior brother must be. It’s laughable; Supre Treasure really has no idea about life and death…”

“When my senior brother, one of the Kunlun Three Sages, went to et the challenge, he found that Supre Treasure’s martial skills were diocre at best, nothing but childish tricks. A complete waste, my brother didn’t even need to use Daoist Magic, and with re fists and feet using the Seven-Injury Fist, he beat that worthless Supre Treasure until he was crawling in his own filth, nearly kneel down and call him ‘Daddy,’! His lackeys scattered in terror from just that,” recounted Li Ping’an with a disdainful chuckle.

“I heard after my senior brother wounded him with the Seven-Injury Fist, it knocked so sense out of him, literally turned him into an idiot, he couldn’t even walk properly anymore and had to walk on his hands instead, resulting in him having nstrual disorders, urinary incontinence, soone had to take care of his bowel movents and urination. And that was my brother holding back. If he had gone all out, Supre Treasure would be spitting out feces from his mouth,” laughed Li Ping’an.

“Hahahaha!”

In Yiye Zhiqiu’s mouth, Supre Treasure, also known as Li Ping’an, was talked down as worthless, a laughing stock, a re waste, everyone followed on with mocking laughter, laughing until their stomachs hurt.

Particularly, Yiye Zhiqiu, who laughed the loudest and seed the most amused, noticed that Li Ping’an himself wasn’t laughing but instead, his face was incredibly unsightly. Curiously, he asked:

“Senior, why aren’t you laughing? Don’t you find it funny, or is it that Supre Treasure just isn’t laughable enough?”

“I’ve had enough! I’m going to take a bath!”

Frustrated, Li Ping’an abruptly left his al and headed to the back garden to bathe alone.

However, the atmosphere in the cloakroom next to the hall was far from joyful, but rather full of gloom.

Xiao Qingfeng anxiously looked towards Chang’an and said:

“Sister, father said he’d be here by noon today; why hasn’t he co back yet? Could sothing have happened?”

Xiao Yuechi was also exceedingly worried as she replied:

“Sister, I don’t know either, and I share your worries. Father insisted on going to Chang’an under such dangerous conditions to deal with so important matter, and now it’s delayed until now. What should we do?”

In their helplessness and worry, the sisters turned towards the direction where Li Ping’an was bathing, and a thought suddenly struck them:

“Why not seek help from Senior Zhuge?”

“Senior Zhuge?”

A blush suddenly arose on Xiao Qingfeng’s face:

“This morning, while you were cooking, Senior Zhuge secretly told he wanted to et in secret. Maybe we could use this opportunity to ask him about our father’s fate?”

“Yes, yes, ask Senior Zhuge.”

Xiao Yuechi added:

“Father ntions that Senior Zhuge has a quirky character and never plays by the rules. When imparting his mystical insights, he always speaks alone.”

“Exactly!”

Xiao Qingfeng nodded in agreent, recalling:

“Father also said Senior Zhuge has so understanding of divination, his words during these solo mystic teachings are profound and enigmatic, and one needs to comprehend them on their own, otherwise, it’s impossible to grasp what Senior Zhuge is really talking about.”

Enviously, Xiao Yuechi said:

“Sister, you are so fortunate to have caught the individual attention of Senior Zhuge, it seems he wishes to secretly inform you of father’s whereabouts.”

“Then later, help arrange a eting with Senior Zhuge, and you guys can eavesdrop outside. I am not very clever; if I can’t grasp what Senior Zhuge is saying, you can analyze it outside, and it would be best to bring Kunlun Taoist, Yiye Zhiqiu.”