The two Dragoroosters, still dazed, suddenly snapped back to reality.
One of them tilted his head, eyes gleaming with curiosity.
"You… you've seen a lot of them?"
The other imdiately puffed up his chest.
"How many!? How many hens are out there!?"
Wei Long blinked.
Before he could even answer—
"Are they colorful!?"
"Are their feathers as shiny as the sun!?"
"Do they walk gracefully!?"
"How do they sound when they cluck!?"
"Are their legs long or short!?"
"How round are their thighs!?"
"Do they fluff up when they're angry!?"
"How big are their—"
Wei Long's brain short-circuited.
The two Dragoroosters were completely rabid.
Their beaks snapped open and closed as they barraged him with endless questions.
They moved closer—practically breathing on him.
Wei Long was not expecting this.
He thought winning them over would be a challenge.
But these two?
They were nothing more than hens-obsessed lunatics.
Wei Long exhaled, exasperated.
If they wanted a show—
Then he'd give them a masterpiece.
Wei Long's eyes glead mysteriously.
His tail swayed rhythmically.
His voice dropped into a deep, hypnotic tone.
"You want to know about the hens outside?"
The Dragoroosters nodded rapidly.
Wei Long smirked.
His golden eyes darkened with amusent.
"Then listen carefully… because what I'm about to tell you—"
His voice dropped into a whisper.
"—is sothing no other rooster has ever heard before."
The Dragoroosters gulped.
And then—
Wei Long began weaving his masterpiece of lies.
"The hens outside… they are not like the ones here."
"Their colors are not just red and brown."
"They co in a thousand shades."
"So shine like pure gold, glimring under the sun."
"So are as white as freshly fallen snow, untouched and pristine."
"So are a deep, rich blue, like the endless sea, their feathers shimring with an ethereal glow."
"There are violet hens, the color of a setting sun, their eyes mysterious and alluring."
"And there are those as black as the abyss, so dark and sleek that even the night itself is jealous of their beauty."
The Dragoroosters' bodies trembled.
Their beaks slightly parted.
Their breaths turned heavy.
Wei Long wasn't done.
"But it's not just their colors."
"It's their shapes."
"So of them are slender, with long, elegant legs that make them look like divine goddesses walking on air."
"So of them are plump and round, their bodies soft and warm, perfect for cold nights."
"There are so with long, graceful necks, like royalty overseeing their kingdom."
"And then there are those with wide, curvy bodies—the type that makes a rooster forget how to breathe."
Wei Long's golden eyes flashed.
"And then…"
His voice lowered.
"There are the ones… without feathers."
Silence.
The Dragoroosters froze.
Their minds blanked.
Their brains refused to function.
One of them shuddered uncontrollably.
"T-they exist…?"
Wei Long grinned darkly.
"Oh, they exist."
He leaned in, whispering like a devil tempting lost souls.
"They have no feathers."
"Instead, their skin is soft, delicate, and smooth."
"When you touch them, it's like touching the most divine silk."
"Instead of wings, they have gentle arms that wrap around you, pulling you closer into their warmth."
"And their eyes…"
Wei Long's voice turned seductive.
"They look at you… as if you're the only rooster in the world."
The Dragoroosters were shaking.
Their bodies convulsed with emotions they never knew they had.
One of them drooled uncontrollably.
Drip.
Drip.
His saliva pooled on the ground.
The other trembled like an earthquake.
His feathers fluffed up, his mind utterly shattered.
Wei Long laughed internally.
If he had known they were this simple, he would've hoodwinked them ages ago.
But—
Before he could continue—
One of them suddenly snapped out of his daze.
"Wait!"
Wei Long raised a brow.
The Dragorooster narrowed his eyes.
His brain struggled to function through the haze of insanity.
"You said you're from the outside, right?"
Wei Long nodded smoothly.
The Dragorooster's eyes twitched.
"Then… what's it like outside?"
Wei Long smirked.
He would bury them in lies.
"The outside world… it's a place of endless wonder."
"The forests stretch beyond the horizon, untouched and pure."
"The mountains rise so high, they touch the heavens themselves."
"The rivers shimr like liquid diamonds, filled with water so clear you can see your own soul."
"And the air…"
Wei Long inhaled dramatically.
"It's rich, fresh, and invigorating—a single breath can make you feel like you're reborn."
He continued weaving his masterpiece.
"There are beasts so powerful they can split mountains with a single claw."
"There are creatures so divine, their re presence can make flowers bloom for a thousand years."
"There are treasures buried deep in the earth, waiting for those brave enough to claim them."
"And then…"
Wei Long's eyes darkened.
"There are the hens."
The Dragoroosters perked up.
Wei Long's grin widened.
"They are waiting."
"They are yearning."
"They desire strong roosters—ones who can fight, conquer, and claim them as their own."
The Dragoroosters shivered.
Their souls scread for this paradise.
And yet—
One of them suddenly furrowed his brow.
His beak clenched.
His voice was shaky, hesitant… but doubtful.
"I… I don't believe you."
Wei Long internally panicked.
Did they see through his lies?
Did they realize he was completely making things up?
For a mont, his golden reptilian eyes narrowed as he prepared to switch tactics.
But then—
The Dragorooster who doubted him tilted his head.
"Wait a minute…"
Wei Long held his breath.
Then—
The rooster grinned.
"But do the hens outside like roosters with big tails, or do they like the ones with small but sharp ones?"
Wei Long blinked.
"Uh…"
He scratched his head awkwardly with his claws.
"I an, obviously, they like the long, glorious tails, but so of them are into the short, powerful ones too—"
Before he could even finish—
"BAHAHAHAHA!"
The Dragorooster burst into laughter.
His body shook as he rolled around the dirt.
Wei Long was stunned.
"What—?"
"BAHAHA! I knew it! You're silly!"
Wei Long's eyes twitched as he stared at them awkwardly.
The heck!?
I'm silly!?
I'm the silly one!?
You're the one asking stupid questions!!
But instead of saying that, Wei Long just laughed along awkwardly.
"Haha, yeah, I'm a funny guy, huh?"
The other rooster laughed too.
"Haha! This cousin of ours is hilarious!"
Wei Long exhaled in relief.
Dodged a disaster.
But—
It seed these two were completely brain-dead..
Just look around them, too many dead Dragoroosters like them and they don't seem to care still?
Really…
He is speechless.
Wei Long shook his head.
"Alright, enough laughing. My na is Wei Long."
He patted his chest confidently.
"I'm gonna be the strongest in this entire world, and you two… are lucky enough to join ."
The two roosters puffed up proudly at being 'lucky' to join him.
"And you?" Wei Long asked.
The first rooster straightened his back.
"My na is Glock'Nine!"
Wei Long raised a brow.
Glock'Nine? What kind of weird na is that?
Isn't that a rapper's na!?
The second rooster flapped his wings.
"And I'm Red'Ribbon!"
Wei Long's eye twitched again.
What kind of nas are these!?
Are you a cake!?
But—
Whatever.
It didn't matter.
Wei Long nodded at them.
"Alright. Since we know each other now…"
He suddenly leaned in close, lowering his voice.
"Here's my plan."
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