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It was raining. The sky was drab and grey, and I had a frown firmly planted on my face as I stood across from a great, bloated beast.

It was a truly massive thing, after so long of glutting itself on my farms bounty. Its corpulent body rose into the sky, and its sll struck my nose with the sickly sweet tang of decomposition.

I took a breath, and with a heave I thrust my mighty weapon into my foe. The blade bit deep, penetrating into my adversarys very core; a subli blow that any cultivator would be proud of. With a flex of my muscles I heaved; and I felt things tear as I ripped open the wound I had made in this great beast. Steam erupted from its innards, billowing in great gouts into the cold air.

But one strike, no matter how perfect, was not enough to have defeated this foe. There may have been a ti when I could have conquered it with just this, but it had grown large indeed.

Like really damn big. Man, my compost pile had gotten fat.

My shovel struck again as I heaved up the mass of decomposing food, manure, and other assorted farm waste, aerating it so it would decompose properly instead of just rotting. Normally, I actually liked this job, but I was in my least favourite state as I workedwet and a bit cold.

Rain fell down from the sky, too much to be called a drizzle but too little to be an excuse to stay in not that any amount of rain would really be an excuse to a cultivator.

Instead of sitting inside and watching the rain fall, I was wearing the very nice jacket ii had made and a thick hat made of reeds and rice stalks. It was almost a poncho, and it helped keep the rain off kind of. That rain, in addition to the biting north wind, had made it the worst kind of day to work.

But it needed to be done.

So my shovel churned up the mound of compost. The hot innards of the compost heap made it look kind of like the ground was on fire, belching smoke into the airand as I worked, so of the annoyance from the cold and the rain faded away.

It sounds kind of weird, but working by the compost pile always did make happy. I wasnt sure why, honestly; it wasnt the sll, that's for certain.

No, I did know why. It was the fact that I could feel how lively the entire thing was. I could feel the microbes and bacteria and the various detritivores as they did their work. I could feel the nutrients in the soil. I could feel just how good the compost I was making was for everything that would grow within it.

Tianlan could feel it too. She said it felt good, and that she couldnt exactly describe it. Maybe a bit like getting to drink warm tea after a day out in the cold, a sudden burst of warmth that improved everything.

And maybe a little bit of my montary contentnt was from rembering the teachings of an old man who resided in Tianlans dreams.

Behold: I follow the path of Shennong. Composting is, after all, destruction. The first step on the path of creation, I thought at her, making myself sound like an old master.

I heard Tianlans laughter in the back of my head.

Indeed. Truly, my contractor is most wise to recognise this, Tianlan declared pompously. But he is still a fool! He claims the work of the Master of Destruction as his own! May Heavenly Master Worm strike you down for your hubris!

I nodded solemnly. Youre right, my martial sister. Heavenly Master Worm, forgive this unworthy man for taking credit for your work!

I kowtowed imdiately. A pink creature poked its head up from the compost heap, seed to look at for a mont, then burrowed back into his ho.

Master Worm has acknowledged us! Tianlan shouted.

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Praise Master Worm!

Jin, why are you bowing to the compost heap? my lovely wife asked as she dumped so scraps that even Washy didnt like eating onto the pile.

I received enlightennt from the Heavenly Master of the Dao of Destruction, Master Worm, I said seriously.

iling just stared at for a couple of seconds. She considered at length my words. She walked over to stand beside .

Praise Master Worm, she intoned, her lips twitching as she struggled not to smile.

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We could only praise The Heavenly Master of the Dao of Destruction for so long, however, because we both had other things to do. The barn needed mucking, the sheep needed to be fed, and I put out so more birdseed in the feeders Yao Che had made for us.

At first ii hadnt liked the feeders, deeming it wasteful but she had co around to them pretty fast, and now she looked forward to watching the songbirds eat their fill at breakfast.

The drop hamr wasnt pounding today. Instead, Bowu joined myself and Gou Ren and we taught him how to do so repair work on the fence.

It was brisk work, and away from the warmth of the compost pile the world made it very clear that it was truly getting into fall. The leaves had already started turning, and the main harvest of rice would be very soon.

I was really looking forward to going to the Mid-Autumn Festival again this year. I have to say, that and the solstice were my favourite festivals.

The Solstice especially, if things went well. That ant everybody would be back ho.

The thought put another smile on my face.

Soon enough though the chores were done and we could finally go back inside.

I took off my muddy boots and pulled off my reed poncho. Buzzing greeted us imdiately as bees sward around us, their wings beating for all they were worth in an attempt to dry us off. So outright landed on , licking off the drops of water. It kind of tickled as they licked , and buzzed happily.

Thanks, Vajra, I said as I rubbed my hands together. The bees buzzed happily.

I banged my boots off outside and then put them in their cubbyand then I noticed another pair of shoes.

I was slightly surprised, but we might have taken a bit too long on the fence if he was here already. I could hear his voice in the other room.

are improving. Rember to keep your guard high, a calm voice intoned.

Yes, ii replied, and then swishing sounds started up again.

Senior Brother, I greeted as I walked into the main room. Lu Ri was sitting at the main table and playing Go with Washy, who was in his dragon form. iling was standing off to the side, her training spear in her hands.

Jin, I thank you again for your invitation, Lu Ri replied from where he was sitting at the table. Lu Ri mostly stayed at Hong Yaowu, but I had invited him around for dinner tonight. Recently, we had actually started talking about the Cloudy Sword Sect a bit more, and he had given a couple of scrolls on their work.

It was actually interesting hearing the stuff they had to say. If I'm honest? Kind of a complete mood whiplash, comparing what they wrote to how I had been treated therebut they had made ands and were going to be protecting Hong Yaowu in case anything went wrong, so the least I could do was read things with an open mind.

Tea is nice and hot, Boss, Washy said as he examined the Go board while I started pouring cups for , Bowu, and Gou Ren. In a mirror to Lu Ri and Washy, Babe and Chunky were playing their own board ga, one Xiulan had gotten . Babe was still partially out in the rain, the board on the veranda between them. I had long since given up on trying to get the ox to co inside, even during weather like this. He just liked the outdoors too much. Peppa, anwhile, was dozing near the table with Zhuye resting against her side.

I sat down at the table to watch Washy and Lu Ris ga with Bowu while Gou Ren wandered into the kitchen to get himself a snack.

Washy and Lu Ri were way better than I was at Go and I was trying to learn so I could finally kick Xiulans ass when she ca back. Watching two masters at work was leveling up my own ga and really, Lanlan wasnt exactly good at Go either.

I would have my vengeance!

However, my studying of the board was interrupted by a grunt. I glanced down at the floor.

Zhuye was sitting up and leaning on his front arms, his eyes focused completely on Washys glittering tail. My son stared at the waggling appendage and grunted as he reached forwards, slapping his hand down, only to not land anywhere near his target,

He pouted, looked up at Washy, and grunted. Washy, too engrossed in speaking with Lu Ri about tea, didnt seem to notice, his tail waggingoutside our little mans reach.

Zhuyes pudgy hand slapped down again, trying to grab the glittering scales, but again he was denied. His face screwed up in frustration, and for a mont I thought we were going to have a tantrum on our hands. He sucked in a great breath, like he was going to start wailing.

But instead of an ear-splitting cry escaping from his lips, he grunted, his cheeks puffed up comically. His arms shook as he put more weight on them and then he pushed with his legs, settling onto his knees and wobbling for a mont.

My eyes widened, and I shot towards the cabinet that housed our recording crystal. I opened the door, snatched the crystal, and chucked it towards ii, who had also noticed our sons actions and leapt into the air and caught the crystal like a football star, activating the crystal in one smooth motion.

I rushed back around the couch just in ti as Zhuye, his eyes determined, crawled for the first ti. Both Lu Ri and Washy had obviously caught our commotion, and the dragon turned around to look, his own eyes widening. He inadvertently pulled his tail away slightly further. I dont think Zhuye noticed; instead he just kept up with it, crawling maybe two paces across the ground before he managed to slap his hand down on the shiny dragon scales.

Then, finally, his cheeks deflated and he released a mighty cry as he collapsed face first into Washys tail, hugging the appendage tight.

and ii cheered along with him.

Little Bro! Washy cried as he reached down and scooped him up into the air. Haha! It is I who helped you learn how to crawl! Tigu is going to be so jealous!

I hugged iling as we both crowded around as well, Zhuye looking a little confused about why he was being praised so much, but happy with it all the sa.

All in all, the rain might not have been my favourite thing but it was still a good day.

And, after the rains finished, we had things to look forward to.

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