Between Heaven and Earth, I Alone Am The One Squished Between Softies Chapter 3: The Gojo Cousins

(Kiryu’s POV)

"I’ve been receiving a lot of complaints about you, Satoru." I said as I sat on a couch

I was at Jujutsu High, inside Satoru’s office as the smug bastard was having tea as he sat on one of his chairs.

"Oh?" He said with a smirk, "What they say?"

I leaned on my hand, "Threatening the geezers with death, defying orders, sparing Sukuna’s Vessel." I said seriously, "And most importantly, being a straight-up bitch."

"Ha!" Satoru laughed, "Did they say the last one?"

"No." I said, "That’s my complaint."

"Hehe." He chuckled, "Is that so?"

I sighed, "Why, Satoru, I always ask myself why?" I said, "Why does it have to be every ti I am busy? Can’t it be when I’m just not doing anything? It’s always when-"

"You’re inside i i?" He said as he took a sip of tea, "I must say, I have impeccable timing~"

"Shut up." I scowled, "You got so balls, doing this on purpose."

"And what will you do about it, Cousin?" He said smugly

I raised an eyebrow, "What do you think, asshole?" I said, "I’ll cut you off. And not from the money, you have plenty of that. You know exactly what."

He frowned, "Now now, let’s not get too hasty." He said, "Frankly, it was a coincidence that you were interrupted while you were with i i. I swear it. It just so happens that we have a bit of a situation."

I leaned back and crossed my arms, "Sukuna has a new vessel." I said, "Yea, I heard. The Geezers reached out to to personally carry out the execution."

I could hear his eyes twitching from over here, I knew that would bother him.

"What did you say?" He asked

"I refused, Satoru." I said, "I even gave them a warning; To not touch the kid under any circumstances. To wait for all 20 fingers to be consud, then they could do whatever."

"Is that so?" Satoru said, "You’re okay with a child being executed?"

"What do you take for, idiot?" I scowled, "I backed you up with Yuta, didn’t I? What the Geezers don’t know is that I got a finger sealed up sowhere on my estate. And you, I know you have another one. Let’s make sure his execution never cos to be."

He then smiled, "Good!" He said, "Glad we’re on the sa side! Anyways, co, I want you to et them."

He stood up and set his cup of tea down.

"Nah." I said as I stood up, "I only ca to ’scold’ you about the complaints I’ve heard. The Zenin and Kamo clans are annoying. Despite being the strongest fuckers on the country, You piss a lot of people off, Satoru."

"It’s my charm~" He said, "And co on! The kids wanna et the Legendary Head of The Gojo Clan!"

I raised my eyebrow, "Legendary?" I said, "The fuck is your problem? Are you hyping up now? Please, don’t."

"Haha!" He said slapping on the shoulder, "Of course I am! You’re my favorite cousin!"

"I’m your only direct cousin." I said, "Who happened to be the Head because so asshole Six-Eyes user didn’t want the responsibility."

"You jealous I was blessed with these eyes?" Satoru teased, "They’re not all that."

I frowned, "Quit it." I said, "I an it."

"Alright alright." He said joyfully, "But you better et the kids one of these days, okay?"

I rubbed my hair, "When Yuta cos back." I said, "Also, talk to the geezers, man. Tell them to lift Hakari’s suspension, he’s a good dude."

"Ah, yes." He said, "He viciously attacked a teacher, you know how that is."

"Jujutsu Sorcerers." I scoffed, "Always so damned sensitive. Anyways, I’m off."

I began to walk out of the door.

"Where to?" Satoru asked

I looked back at him, "I got a date with the pretty brunette friend of yours." I said with a smirk,

"Your little Shoko."

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(Third Person POV)

"You serious?" Maki said with a scowl, "He was here in the school premises and he didn’t bother to say hello??"

Gojo Satoru and his students were in the courtyard outside the school, discussing things they were going to do.

"Tuna." Inumaki said

"Inumaki is right, Maki." Panda said, "The Gojo Clan Head is a busy man. He probably had things to do."

"Definitely went to dosoone...." Satoru muttered

gumi looked at him, "What’d you say?" He said

"Nothing~" Satoru said waving him off

Yuji was stretching his arms, "Well, it’s sothing alright." He said, "I’ve just co back from the dead and the next thing I know is that Gojo-sensei has a cousin????"

"Don’t remind us about your death, Itadori." gumi frowned

Nobara was sitting down, "I don’t see what the hype is about from this Gojo Head." she said as she fanned so air to her face, "Is he that much of a hotshot?"

Maki crossed her arms, "Gojo Kiryu is Gojo-sensei’s younger cousin by 3 years." She said, "He’s a user of Limitless but unlike Gojo-sensei, he doesn’t possess the Six Eyes to truly master it."

"Whoa!" Yuji said, "That’s so cool! Another user of Gojo-sensei’s technique!"

"So his stuff is weak?" Nobara said

Panda shook his head, "Oh no!" He said, "Kiryu-dono is really strong, freakishly strong!!"

"Panda-senpai is right." gumi said, "Gojo Kiryu is a powerful Sorcerer, capable of giving Gojo-sensei a run for his money."

"Damn!" Yuji said, "That’s crazy!"

"Salmon, cracker, tuna." Inumaki said

"What he said." Maki said, "Kiryu would be considered a Special Grade if he gave a damn about the Jujutsu World."

"No no." Satoru chid in, "He refused the Special Grade classification. Even went to the higher ups and toss the card in their faces."

"I rember that." gumi said, "He said he wasn’t a mber of Jujutsu High and was going to burn down their shack if they try to include him in their shenanigans."

"This guy sounds intense." Yuji said, "How crazy is he?"

"Crazier than this dumb teacher of ours." Maki grumbled, "He publicly insulted the Zenin and Kamo heads without a care of the consequences."

"Kiryu once went to Arica and spat on the President’s shoes." Satoru said with a smirk, "It was such a ballsy move that they had to cover it up. The Gojo clan gifted the President with so gifts but the reason Kiryu did it was much deeper than he lets on. He’s got the guts to do anything he feels like."

Yuji and Nobara looked at each other, "This guy’s insane..." They said in unison

"He may be." gumi said,

"But he’s well respected, like Gojo-sensei."