Chapter 330: F***! He Did It On Purpose!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Elvis kissed Gu ngng’s little head before carrying her on his shoulders He leaped off the Platform of the Deity’s Punishnt in one jump, then turned to face his fellow tribesman.
In a jiffy, Lea stood next to Elvis at a spot diagonally behind him. What replaced his joking expression was a focused and solemn one.
Gu ngng did not know what had happened and she was about to ask when she saw Lea kneeling on the floor on one knee while placing his right hand over his left chest. He lowered his head and looked like he was submitting himself to her rule. “I, Saint Nazaire’s witch doctor, Lea, leads my fellow tribesman in accommodating to the arrival of the ssenger of the Beast Deity. We’re willing to accept banishnt from the mighty ssenger. We’re willing to fight for you even with our bones crushed. We’ll not shrink from any sacrifice for you, our mighty leader.”
“We’re willing to fight for you even with our bones crushed. We’ll not shrink from any sacrifice for you, our mighty leader.”
“We’re willing to fight for you even with our bones crushed. We’ll not shrink from any sacrifice for you, our mighty leader.”
Gu ngng was dumbfounded at the situation in front of her. She thought to herself, “Do I need to say ‘everybody, please rise’? Or should I say ‘my dear, forgo formalities’?”
Elvis raised his hand and imdiately, everyone below the Platform beca quiet.
Gu ngng lowered her head, looking at Elvis with a question mark written on her face.
Elvis looked up into Gu ngng’s eyes and said, “Before winter, Lea had officially announced your identity to the tribe. So, the first thing after the first hunt in spring is to pledge their loyalty to you.”
Gu ngng smiled awkwardly and whispered, “Then...what should I say?”
Elvis held Gu ngng’s little hand and brought it to his lips to kiss it. “Allow us to pledge our loyalty to you and guard your honor as the ssenger of the Beast Deity.”
The corners of Gu ngng’s lips twitched. The smile on her face was uglier looking than her crying face.
Am I going to be a damn local tyrant? Can I reject it? Everyone’s so familiar with one another, it’s so weird accepting their kowtow.
Lea looked at Gu ngng and could not help but laugh softly all of a sudden.
Gu ngng glared at Lea and thought to herself, “If you knew of this, why didn’t you remind earlier?”
But in front of the public, she could not throw her temper so she could only clench her teeth and say, “Although I’m the ssenger of the Beast Deity, I’m also the Gu ngng everyone’s familiar with. I’m indebted to your gracious consent and with all of you following , I’ll do my best to bring everyone to greater days.”
Gu ngng broke out into a cold sweat. Luckily, she was elected as a class chairperson once in high school and she could use the script back then after changing a few words here and there.
“Thank you, sir ssenger for your concern and solicitude!” Lea took the lead once again. After everyone shouted the slogan three tis, all of them then slowly stood up.
Gu ngng heaved a sigh of relief before patting Elvis’s arm, signaling him to put herself down.
Elvis changed a posture and carried Gu ngng in his arms. He pressed against her ear and whispered, “Don’t step on the ground, it’s cold.”
Gu ngng smiled and nodded her head. The entire tribe’s gaze was fixated on her and she could not help but be bashful at that affectionate and sweet little action.
Lea stepped forward and said, “Mighty ssenger, regarding the candidates as your guards...”
Gu ngng was shocked. “What guards?”
“The ssenger of the Beast Deity should have two guards beside her. They will be in charge of transmitting the commands from the ssenger herself and carry out so special arrangents too. Mighty ssenger, you know all the warriors in our tribe, do you have a candidate you fancy?”
Lea was still smiling warmly but Gu ngng could clearly see the slight slyness in his eyes.
F***! He Did It On Purpose!
Gu ngng suddenly recalled the scene where Lea made her lie by the plate to teach her sons to drink the bone soup...
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