[BL] I Didn't Sign Up For This Chapter 126: In Which Pink Means Trouble

Chapter 126: In Which Pink ans Trouble

The rift passage to Seoul was standard, disorienting but rcifully free of complications, and we erged in a secure coalition facility that looked like every other secure coalition facility I’d seen.

Functional, boring, designed by people who thought excitent was a health hazard.

What was different was what waited for us outside.

Director Park Min-jae stood at attention near the exit, and behind him, lined up in two perfect rows like we were visiting royalty, were approximately twenty coalition personnel.

All of them standing at identical attention, postures rigid, expressions serious.

We stepped forward, and as one, they bowed.

Deep, synchronized, perfect angles, like they’d practiced this.

"WE WELCO THE HEAVENLY DEMON LORD AZRYTH AND THE HEAVENLY DEMON QUEEN RIVEN!" they shouted in unison, voices echoing through the facility.

I froze, face heating up so fast I probably looked like I’d been set on fire.

Queen?!

Around , I heard Mara make a sound like she’d been punched, then she dissolved into laughter so hard she grabbed Ryota’s shoulder for support. Ryota was shaking, trying desperately to maintain professional composure and failing. Henrik had his hand over his mouth but his eyes were streaming.

"Queen?" I hissed, still processing.

Azryth looked at the bowing coalition personnel, then at , and I felt pure amusent radiating through the binding.

He smiled, the kind that ant he was absolutely going to make this worse.

"You may rise," he said, voice carrying that demon lord authority that made people listen.

They rose as one, still perfectly synchronized.

I stared at him. "You’re playing along with this?!"

His smile widened slightly. "They went to such effort."

"They called QUEEN!"

"Technically, you are married to a demon lord," Henrik managed, voice strained from suppressed laughter. "That does make you—"

"Shut it," I warned.

"Your Majesty," Mara finished, losing it completely again.

I was going to kill all of them.

Director Park stepped forward, maintaining perfect seriousness despite the chaos. "We are honored by your presence, the Seoul Cell stands ready to support your mission in any way possible."

"Thank you," Azryth said graciously, because apparently he was fully committed to this now.

I was still processing the fact that an entire coalition cell had just called queen.

In front of witnesses.

On what was probably video footage sowhere.

"The gate is this way," Park said, leading us out of the facility with formal precision that suggested this whole production had been planned.

We followed, and behind I could still hear Mara making occasional wheezing sounds and Ryota trying to breathe normally.

"I hate all of you," I muttered.

"Your Majesty shouldn’t speak that way," Mara said, voice shaking with laughter.

"I’m going to let the next dinsional horror eat you."

"You wouldn’t, you’re too noble, being a queen and all."

Azryth’s hand found the small of my back, and I felt his continued amusent through the binding.

"You’re enjoying this too much," I told him.

"Perhaps," he agreed, completely unrepentant.

We erged onto Seoul streets, Myeongdong district, normally packed with tourists and shoppers, now evacuated and cordoned off with coalition barriers.

And there, in the center of the empty street, was the gate.

Rose quartz crystals, massive formations of them, growing from the ground in an archway pattern that looked organic but impossible. The entire structure pulsed with soft pink light, warm and inviting, the crystals smooth and touchable instead of jagged.

It looked beautiful.

And deeply suspicious.

I glanced at Henrik and watched his expression shift as he stared at the gate, sothing uncomfortable crossing his face.

"Henrik?" Mara asked, noticing too.

"I have a very bad feeling about this," he said slowly.

"Urgh... What kind of bad?" I asked.

"I don’t know, just..." He gestured at the pink crystals, at the warm inviting light. "Sothing about this feels wrong in a very specific way, I really don’t like it."

"The energy readings are different from previous gates," Park said, pulling up data on his tablet. "Not hostile, but actually inviting, the dinsional pressure pulls people in rather than repelling them."

"Hmm... that sounds...nice?" I muttered.

"Eighty-seven confird cases of dinsional perception developnt," Park continued. "Reality distortions extending five blocks, but the distortions are... pleasant, people report feeling warm, relaxed, and comfortable."

"Pleasant dinsional distortions," Mara said. "Yeah, that’s definitely not suspicious."

I looked at the rose quartz gate, at the soft pink light that made want to touch it, at Henrik’s expression that suggested his instincts were screaming warnings.

This was either going to be fine or absolutely terrible.

Probably terrible.

Azryth raised his hand, demon power manifesting dark against the pink light. I matched the gesture with my energy.

Our combined power touched the crystals.

They humd, a sound like music, and the archway opened with warmth instead of resistance.

Beyond it was soft light, comfortable warmth, and what looked like paradise.

"Well," I said. "Here we go into whatever Henrik’s having bad feelings about."

"I really wish my instincts were wrong," Henrik muttered.

"They’re usually not," Mara pointed out.

"I know, that’s what concerns ."

We stepped through together, Void on my shoulder sitting unusually quiet.

The world inverted, and we erged into sowhere that looked like it had been designed by soone who really understood the concept of comfort.

Soft grass beneath my feet, warm air that slled like flowers and sothing sweet I couldn’t identify, structures in the distance that looked more like pavilions than buildings, everything bathed in golden light from a sky with no visible sun.

I stopped, taking it in.

This was beautiful, objectively, undeniably beautiful in a way that made Tokyo’s mirror palace and Switzerland’s battlefield look aggressively hostile by comparison.

Beside , I heard Mara breathe out a soft "Wow," genuine awe in her voice that I’d never heard before.

I stepped forward cautiously, and the grass bent under my boots with unnatural softness, springing back into place the mont my weight shifted. Too perfect. Even the air felt curated, like every breath had been asured and adjusted for maximum comfort.

A faint sound drifted through the space, sothing like distant music, slow and lodic, threading through the warm air in a way that made my shoulders relax before I could stop it.

I stilled.

"Do you hear that?" I asked quietly.

Ryota nodded imdiately, expression tightening. "Yes, it’s rhythmic."

"That’s not good," Mara said, though her voice had softened without her noticing.

I forced my grip tighter around my energy, grounding myself. The warmth here wasn’t just physical, it pressed at the edges of my thoughts, dulling urgency, smoothing over instinct.

Like the place didn’t want us alert, like it wanted us to be comfortable.

Too comfortable.

"This is different," Henrik said, voice tight with that sa unease from before.

"Very different," Azryth agreed, scanning the area with careful attention.

I noticed Ryota’s hand drift toward his weapon. "Where are the threats? The guardians, the hostile environnt?"

"Maybe there aren’t any," I suggested. "Maybe this one is just nice."

"Nothing is just nice," Mara said, but she was still looking around with that awed expression.

Then I saw movent in the distance.

People approaching, beautiful people, moving with grace and welco, wearing flowing fabric that covered very little and left almost everything visible.

They reached us with warm smiles, and the woman in front, flowers woven in her hair and jewelry accentuating rather than concealing, spread her arms in greeting.

"Welco, travelers from beyond! You honor us with your presence!"

Then she reached for the fabric at her shoulder.

"Oh no," I said.

She smiled wider, clearly thinking I was expressing enthusiasm, and pulled.

The fabric fell away.

All of it.

Completely.

I made a sound sowhere between a choke and a wheeze, which was mortifying, but also unavoidable when confronted with sudden total nudity from a stranger who was still smiling like she’d just offered tea.

Around , I heard Henrik mutter "Called it" with resigned understanding, watched Ryota freeze mid-motion with his hand still near his weapon, saw Mara’s awed expression shift to sothing between shock and fascination.

"Please, be comfortable," the woman said to us. "There is no need for barriers between us here."

"I...I’m good," I managed, recovering my voice. "Very comfortable, fully clothed is perfect for , no need to change anything."

She looked confused but accepting. "As you wish, though you must be warm in all that fabric, the coverings seem restrictive."

Other residents were approaching now, equally welcoming, equally naked, and I felt Azryth’s amusent through the binding mixing with my own bewildernt.

"The bad feeling was extrely specific," Henrik said, voice flat. "And I should have said sothing more clearly."

"You said bad feeling," I pointed out. "You didn’t say naked people feeling."

"I didn’t know it would be naked people specifically, just that sothing was very wrong about pink soft crystals."

"Well, you were right," Mara said, and I noticed she was still staring with that wide-eyed expression. "This is definitely sothing."

Ryota still hadn’t moved, frozen in professional assessnt mode that had apparently short-circuited when confronted with an entire culture of naked welcoming people.

Void made a pleased sound and floated toward a table I hadn’t noticed before, laden with food.

"Food!" it chirped happily.

At least soone was having a good ti.

This was Henrik’s bad feeling.

This was absolutely, definitely Henrik’s bad feeling.

And we still had to get a fragnt from these people.