As Aizen in Naruto a Chapter 418: Bad Luck Old Brother

Chapter 418: Chapter 418: Bad Luck Old Brother

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

The whole place echoed with crazy and a bit evil laughter. In this dark setting, it sounded a bit creepy.

Sakata Gintoki held his wooden sword on his shoulder, looking at him calmly. It was as if he already knew this would happen and had everything under control.

But in fact, he was really panicking inside: ??? What’s going on? Someone tell me, what’s happening? Why is this guy suddenly laughing?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Why are you asking us about this?

Doujin Artist: You’re the one doing it, right? You’re the one doing it, and you don’t know what’s going on?

Curly-haired Guy: Who doesn’t know what’s going on? This is clearly an accident! It’s completely different from what I expected! Shouldn’t he be frozen right now? Why is he laughing?

This is an Actor: Because you touched his funny spot.

Curly-haired Guy: ??? What’s that? There’s a funny spot?

Machete Girl: I’ve never heard of a funny spot. Besides a funny spot, is there a crying spot?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yes, there’s even a death spot. Of course, it’s not real death, but it puts the person in a state of suffocation. If you want a simple explanation, it’s like shock.

Doujin Artist: Wow, there are so many tricks in martial arts? But the secret manual only taught pressure point techniques, nothing else.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That’s because in our world, pretty much every martial artist who’s good enough knows the pressure point chart well.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So you’re supposed to learn pressure points before using them on people? Good thing I didn’t just randomly poke around!

Lazy Kitten: I forgot about that too, lucky I didn’t try using pressure points on other people.

Curly-haired Guy: Stop talking about that, just tell me what to do now! This guy’s face is too scary, I can’t take it anymore!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Simple, press his wind pool point to stop it.

Curly-haired Guy: Wind pool point... where exactly is that?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The back of the neck.

Sakata Gintoki quickly went behind him and poked a finger out.

Tap.

Sure enough, Oboro stopped laughing, but he grabbed his stomach and collapsed on the ground. His face was twisted in pain, and he was making inhuman screams.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What, what’s happening now?

This is an Actor: You poked the wrong spot, you poked the wind house point. That’s a pain point, it causes convulsions.

Doujin Artist: Haha!

Curly-haired Guy: But I poked the place Mochou-chan told me to!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The wind pool point is indeed on the back of the neck, but there are eight pressure points there. You poked the wrong place, the right one is below the earlobe, on the right.

Tap.

Sakata Gintoki didn’t hesitate and poked the spot Li Mochou said. Instantly, Oboro’s stomach made a "glug glug" sound, and his face turned green.

Curly-haired Guy: Uh oh, Mochou-chan... what’s happening now?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Congratulations, you’ve opened his bowels. You’ll get to see an adult poop his pants soon.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hehe!

Curly-haired Guy: Why! I poked the right spot this time, right? Is that not the wind pool point either?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It is the wind pool point, but the wind pool point is for stopping the funny spot. But he was just poked with the pain point, so poking the wind pool point will cause a mistake.

Curly-haired Guy: What the heck, how is there this setting? Ugh, it stinks!

Oboro hasn’t pooped yet, but the atmosphere before the storm is brewing. Waves of stinky air are rushing into Sakata Gintoki’s nose.

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, wow! What is this stream even doing? Using your older brother as a pressure point model?

Soul Society’s Villain: In a way, Gin-san is doing human experiments?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I think so, and it’s a smelly human experiment.

Lazy Kitten: Oh dear! Just end it already, I can’t watch anymore! Look at Oboro, he’s tearing up!

Lin Fengjiao: You can kill a hero, but you can’t humiliate him, especially not in this way.

Shark-Faced Guy: In the end, this is all because Gin-san wanted to show off.

Curly-haired Guy: What do I do, tell me what to do now? How can I stop the biggest tragedy of the century from happening? I don’t want to see an adult poop himself!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The spirit seal point in the center of the chest, poke it twice.

Curly-haired Guy: The center of the chest? Poke it twice? Just poke that, and that’s it? There won’t be any other problems, right?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If you don’t trust me, you don’t have to poke it, just stand aside and watch.

Curly-haired Guy: I’ll poke it!

Of course he can’t just watch, he’s not that mean. But he’s still a little nervous. He’s afraid he’ll poke some other place wrong.

So to prevent himself from making a mistake, he still carefully poked around the area of the other person’s chest.

At this moment, Oboro was looking at him with almost begging eyes. This older brother, who never changed his expression even when facing many hardships, was truly scared by his younger brother.

At the same time, he understood. There are things in this world that are more terrifying and tragic than death. He realized he was still a person and could feel fear.

Tap, Tap.

Sakata Gintoki’s fingers finally poked Oboro. The urge to poop, like an overwhelming tsunami, disappeared instantly, letting Oboro finally understand the beauty of this world!

He was wrong, really wrong.

He had lost the direction of his soul. He had not lived for Yoshida Shouyo, for Utsuro, or even for himself. But today, he finally understood.

Life should have a direction, and life should continue. A person’s existence should not be a tool, and a person’s nature should not be changed!

"I’m sorry." Oboro, sitting up straight, lowered his head and said softly, "It’s my fault that Master Shouyo became like this. You’ve made me understand this, your actions were effective."

"Hmph, good that you know." Although he said that, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to the side.

He just messed around and didn’t even know what he did. So he felt guilty and didn’t dare look at the other person.

"But you’re too late." Oboro sighed deeply and said, "Utsuro and the Heavens’ Will have already moved. Even the current Tendoshu doesn’t know their exact location."

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