Chapter 436: Chapter 435: 【Apocalypse Live Room】Side Story Chapter 436: Chapter 435: 【Apocalypse Live Room】Side Story Countdown to live stream:
Director: Are all departnts ready? Sound, lights, props…?
All departnts: All set!
Director: OK! Hosts in place, the live stream officially starts—
Five, four, three, two…
Host: Eh? Where is the cara?
Everyone around: Flips over, vomits blood in liters, all down.
Director roars: One!
In front of the host podium.
Host (instantly in place, flashing a smile).
Feng Jiang Daly: Dear audience, hello there! Welco to the “Apocalypse Military Marriage” live stream. Today, we’re thrilled to have the beloved “Sugary Couple” up close with us—Mr. Tang Zelin and Ms. Su Shu from “Apocalypse Military Marriage.” Please say hello to your devoted angels!
Su Shu: The cute audience of “Apocalypse Military Marriage,” hello! Thanks for your long-standing support! Thank you!
Tang Zelin: Yeah, hello everyone. I’m Su Shu’s husband, Tang Zelin. Thanks for being here!
Feng Jiang Daly: Group Captain Tang, that opening line isn’t cool and explosive enough?
Tang Zelin: (nods) That’s Shen’s line, I keep it low-key.
Feng Jiang Daly: No need to keep it low today, you can go all out.
Tang Zelin: I’m afraid if I go all out, you all can’t handle it.
Feng Jiang Daly: …
Su Shu: It’s okay, I can handle him.
Tang Zelin: (looks at his wife adoringly)
Feng Jiang Daly: Director! Cut this dog food segnt! Cut! Cut!
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Feng Jiang Daly: Did you know you were coming for the live stream today?
Tang Zelin: Knew it.
Su Shu: (looking at Tang Zelin) It was supposed to be on the 15th last month, right?
Tang Zelin: Yeah, Dadong crippled his writing that day; the next day he collapsed at ho, nearly dying. It made eat at a few days late, I still haven’t settled that score with him.
Su Shu: …
Feng Jiang Daly: Su Shu, can I interview you about sothing private?
Su Shu: Sure.
Feng Jiang Daly: Is Group Captain Tang skilled?
Su Shu: Thinking…
Tang Zelin: (standing tall, with a proud face) Very skilled!
Feng Jiang Daly: You’re praising yourself like those old ladies selling lons, not convincing. We all want to hear Su Shu’s thoughts!(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Su Shu: Can we start the interview with such a hot topic?
Feng Jiang Daly: I just want to know this!!!O(∩_∩)O~~
Su Shu: Too many patterns, it’s tiring.
Tang Zelin: (frowning) Where are you tired?!
Su Shu: Keep the patterns fewer.
Tang Zelin: When you’re comfortable, you don’t complain about being tired?
Feng Jiang Daly: Director! Cut this dog food! Cut! Cut!!!!
Damn! Are you bullying because I’m single?
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Feng Jiang Daly: Let’s chat about your life in the Apocalypse.
Su Shu: Okay.
Tang Zelin: Ok.
Feng Jiang Daly: In many people’s impressions, the Apocalypse is rampant with zombies; do you have zombies in your Apocalypse?
Tang Zelin: You should ask the author Dadong about this.
Feng Jiang Daly: I heard she’s drunk and on her way here, should arrive soon, let’s interview you two for now.
Tang Zelin: Currently, there are no zombies and there probably won’t be in the future either, as this book is said to be totally without zombies. But I feel Dadong won’t go easy on ; what do you think, wife?
Su Shu: I haven’t heard her planning to write about zombies, though no zombies, the various disasters are unbearable, the biggest zombie is right next to !
Tang Zelin: (nods) Right!
Su Shu: …
Feng Jiang Daly: …
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Feng Jiang Daly: Coming up in the plot, could you tell your lovelies where things are heading, would that be okay?
Tang Zelin: (counting on fingers) Earthquake, flood, famine, mutation, cannibalism… wife, isn’t she planning to send to a nuclear spill zone soon?
Su Shu: After you co back from the nuclear spill zone, can we still have little monkeys?
Tang Zelin: …
Dong Ye Nuan Jiu: (panting, leaning on wall) I’m here! Why do your eyes look weird? (⊙ o ⊙)
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