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"Oh my god! Isn't this a bit exaggerated?" The next morning, when Fang Jueyu opened Weibo on his phone, the iPhone 6 he'd been using for three years had officially declared its retirent!
The sudden influx of over ten million followers overnight created an information explosion that his phone just couldn't handle, rendering it completely useless!
"What bad luck!" Fang Jueyu grumbled. Anyone would be upset about breaking a phone first thing in the morning, even if they had ten brand-new iPhone 11s stored in their drawer.
"Luckily, the SIM card didn't burn out!" Fang Jueyu switched to a new phone. He wasn't sure if Zhuang Ying had done sothing to it, but all his usual apps were already on the ho screen. Just popping in the SIM card and he could use it, saving a ton of ti installing new programs.
"Forget it, I'll just check on the computer then!" Even with a new iPhone 11, it might not survive such powerful traffic, but his computer was a supercomputer, handling this information would take just minutes.
Sure enough, when he opened Weibo on the computer, there wasn't a hint of lag. Clicking on his profile picture, Fang Jueyu's follower count had astonishingly reached 10.91 million, and that was just overnight.
The comnts under his giveaway post had also surpassed 100,000, though most were just pointless banter and emojis.
As for his direct ssages, they had exploded too. Although it showed as 999 , the actual content could easily add a couple more zeroes without exaggeration.
He randomly clicked on a direct ssage, and it turned out to be a restricted photo, complete with contact info and a selfie below. It was practically a blatant hookup invitation!
"Xiao Yi, next ti filter these kinds of ssages for . I'm worried my eyes will burn out if I see too many!" Fang Jueyu said.
"Oh? But the host's heart tells you're enjoying this. Are you sure you want to delete them?"
"Shut up!" Fang Jueyu snapped fiercely, "You know too much! Just do what I say!"
Suddenly, he rembered what Wang Cong ntioned last night. Indeed, as a blogger with millions of followers, it seed a bit off not to have a title of so sort!
Fang Jueyu owned countless companies, so casually listing one wasn't an issue. But that wouldn't make him stand out. If he was going to get verified on Weibo, it had to be the most eye-catching certification!
A man can be broke or ugly, but he has to be unique! Otherwise, what's the difference between him and a salted fish? Since he was both handso and rich, wouldn't it be a sha not to flaunt it a little?
"Xiao Yi, do I own any impressively amazing companies, ones that just hearing the na would send shivers down their spine?" Fang Jueyu asked arrogantly.
"Host, you hold 51% of Waigu Company in the United States and are practically their actual chairman. I think that's pretty good!"
"Huh? No wonder! The iPhone 11 isn't officially launched yet, but I already have several units in my drawer. So I'm the biggest shareholder!" Fang Jueyu finally solved the confusion he had earlier.
"No, that's too mundane! That just proves I have money, sothing more flamboyant, perhaps?" Fang Jueyu asked again.
"Well… Host, if you're any more flamboyant, I think you should check out your own international private psychiatric hospital!"
"What the heck? I even own sothing like that?" Fang Jueyu burst into laughter. His assets truly spanned various fields, even psychiatry hospitals. Didn't that make him a psychiatric hospital dean?
"Yes, yes, yes! Just use that!" Fang Jueyu had a sudden idea and thought, having just money wasn't interesting enough. "Quickly, send the proof materials!"
Fang Jueyu imdiately filled out the verification application with great care.
Weibo's staff were busy handling all sorts of business when suddenly, the techs received a particularly strange application.
"Dean of Dawn International Psychiatric Hospital? (Rember this hospital) Is this person joking with us? I've never heard of this hospital," the tech, already in a bad mood due to the workload, found this application like fuel on fire!
"Wait, don't say that. This hospital actually exists!" A colleague turned his computer around, "The hospital is established on the border between Huaxia and Russia, specializing in psychiatric disorders. They say it's privately funded, and the treatnt equipnt is super expensive!"
"And who's the legal representative of the hospital?"
"Check it yourself, didn't the application require proof upload?" The staff suddenly saw the applicant, "Isn't this President Lu?"
"You know them?"
"Who doesn't know? The headlines these past few days have been all about him. Do you know the car giveaway with Principal Wang yesterday? That was him!"
"Wow! With so much money, shouldn't he be the chairman of a corporation or sothing?" Unbelieving, he clicked on the application materials.
But to everyone's surprise, after checking, all the materials turned out to be real and valid! The hospital's original legal representative was soone nad Fang Huai, recently transferred to Fang Jueyu's na!
"So… that's how the rich play these days?"
"Tsk, do you think rich people are very happy? You're wrong! You can't even imagine their joy!"
"What should we do then?"
"What else? Approve it! All the docunts are in order!"
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Half an hour later, a golden Weibo verification appeared under Fang Jueyu's Weibo avatar.
Fang Jueyu: Dean of Dawn International Psychiatric Hospital!
"President Lu? Weren't you a shareholder of Maserati? How'd you suddenly beco the dean of a psychiatric hospital?"
"Hahaha! President Lu, what are you up to! Are you trying to make us laugh our heads off and then get yourself so business?"
"So epic! From now on, President Lu needs a new title. There was a Principal Wang before, and now there's Dean Fang, this maneuver deserves 101 points!"
"Couldn't you tell? You think President Lu is just being playful? No, you're wrong! President Lu is proving that his empire spans various fields. There's nothing we can think of that he doesn't own!"
"Hats off to you in terms of uniqueness!" Wang Cong left a comnt and quietly gave a thumbs up.
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"Alright, friends, stop speculating. I just find titles like director or president a bit dull. This is my lifestyle statent, I am who I am, a unique spark!" Fang Jueyu updated a Weibo post.
"Hahaha! Dean is flamboyant enough!"
"Dean, I have a classmate with a ntal illness asking when you're announcing the results?"
"Dean, does the psychiatric hospital need staff? I just graduated with a Ph.D. in psychiatry from Yanjing dical University!"
"Honey, draw for !"
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"Alright, ti to get ready for the university celebration in a couple of days!" Fang Jueyu closed Weibo, "Xiao Yi, draft a speech, so I can morize it quickly…"
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