60: Chapter 28 This place seems a bit uneven, ow_2 60: Chapter 28 This place seems a bit uneven, ow_2 “Fuck!!!” A massive “Fuck” burst from Lin Yi’s mind, then danced on his forehead with a stroke and a dash.
Fortunately, after a night of tussling with an abnormal classmate, Lin Yi had beco a different person from before.
Even though he was already overstretched, at this mont, he sohow found the strength to tense up his body even further.
It was as if a robot had suddenly had one of its movent commands deleted, and his actions abruptly froze.
As though soone had forcefully hit the pause button.
Theoretically speaking…
he hadn’t yet responded to the other’s “communication request.”
“Gurgle…”
Lin Yi clenched up, a slight rumble in his throat as he swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
Despite a sleepless night and the prior shocks, his brain, spurred by a strong sense of crisis, started roaring like a tractor on the fritz, puffing out black smoke…
“Cafeteria rules!
Teaching Building rules!
Damn!
Teaching Building rules are useless right now!”
“What other fucking rules are there?!
Notice boards?
Student rules?
Yes, yes, yes!
Student rules!”
“Student rules!”
Rules gushed forth like a spouting well in his mind!
Quickly, he locked onto two more rules besides the prior one, one from the “Student Rules”:
[The Cafeteria is currently offering nine al service windows, each staffed by employees in blue aprons.
If any employee in a green apron recomnded you their newest al (especially tomato at sauce noodles), please ignore them.
Rember, the Cafeteria does not have tomato sauce; be wary of any food that uses tomato sauce as a condint.]
The other from the “Cafeteria Rules”:
[Cafeteria staff have a uniform dress code: they wear white chef suits with blue aprons, and they have na badges on.
Cafeteria staff stay within the staff activity area and inside the al service windows and do not appear in the Student Cafeteria area.
If you find any staff mber in the Cafeteria area, please ignore them.]
Without the ti to think about the connection between each rule, Lin Yi imdiately applied the current situation to the rules for an ergency preliminary analysis.
He had no ti left!
Because, according to the Cafeteria rules, Cafeteria employees would never enter the Student Cafeteria area!
And moreover, there fucking aren’t any chefs with green aprons in the Cafeteria!
There weren’t even green aprons at all!
“All employees in the Cafeteria are chefs with blue aprons and are stationed at the al service windows from 1 to 9!”
“So what the fuck is this guy with the green apron…
What is it?”
As soon as this thought surfaced in his mind, he crushed the train of thought with a sledgehamr of ntal storm.
Thinking about its issues in front of this asshole was the biggest problem itself!
“Don’t think about it!”
“Don’t look at it!”
“Don’t…”
“Classmate.”
A voice suddenly rang out, and a face intruded into Lin Yi’s view.
This face was pale as if it had been coated with a thick layer of foundation, eyes curved, wearing a precisely calibrated, standard smile as if it had been sculpted after calculation.
…
May 7, X023, 12:02.
In the Student Cafeteria on the first floor of the Cafeteria, in the long queue at the al service window number 3, a chef wearing a green apron lay stiff as wood on the ground, stretching his neck to bring his face into Lin Yi’s line of sight.
Lin Yi was nodding while looking at the floor tiles, but this green-aproned chef forced his way into his view for a mandatory eye contact!
“What the fuck?!”
Lin Yi’s pupils, already retracted, shrunk instantly to the size of pinholes at that mont!
What did he do to deserve this, to think that this guy could pull off such anti-human actions!
“Please!
With students lining up everywhere, how the hell did you manage to find a gap and lie down, huh?!”
As their eyes t, an extre chill emanated from between his internal organs and clashed within his body.
He felt as if the light around him had dimd considerably…
Not only had this guy appeared in front of him, but…
he was lying right in his shadow!
“Classmate, the cafeteria recently launched a promotional set al.
Every freshman can enjoy a free taste of the cafeteria’s latest dish—tomato at sauce spaghetti.
Would you like to try it?”
The chef in the green bib spoke, his gentle and standardized smile did not bring Lin Yi any sense of comfort in thought, but instead felt like countless bugs crawling over his body.
Lin Yi’s face turned deathly pale in an instant, an indescribable sense of fear exploded in his mind, and his body began to tremble subconsciously, his limbs stiff and cold.
In such a mont, the last thought in his mind was:
“Ignore it!”
“Absolutely!
Absolutely!
Do not pay attention to it!”
“Pretend like it doesn’t exist!”
He emptied his attention, ensuring that although he was facing the chef in the green bib, his gaze gradually beca hollow.
This was a widely known technique that few could master, one that Lin Yi had figured out on his own while daydreaming during a math class.
The most profound aspect of this technique was that it gave the illusion of deeply contemplating the content on the blackboard, while in reality, the mind was far away.
And that’s what he was doing now.
Indeed…
In extre situations, once he did this, the effect was far stronger than thinking about black silk-clad legs!
Ti stood still like this…
Beads of sweat began to form on Lin Yi’s forehead, and he suddenly realized that although his technique was strong, there ca a mont when the eyes felt sore, but the other…
the damn thing seed like it didn’t blink at all!
“Damn it…
how do I make him aware that I haven’t noticed him at all?”
Just as Lin Yi began to falter, feeling that he was about to exhaust his ntal power, Wei Liang’s urging voice ca from the front of the line:
“Old Lin, what are you doing, hurry up here, there’s such a big gap and the people behind are getting anxious!”
“Hey, you’re not getting weak legs, are you?”
Wei Liang helplessly rushed to Lin Yi’s side, grabbed his hand, and dragged him toward the front of the line.
“My savior has appeared…” Lin Yi’s gaze was hollow, but he was secretly overjoyed.
Imdiately after, he noticed a foot appear out of nowhere, stepping on the face of the chef in the green bib, extinguishing his gaze as if snuffing out a cigarette butt…
Lin Yi was startled, and Wei Liang’s voice continued in his ear…
“Ah crap, Old Lin be careful, the floor seems a bit uneven, wow…”
In that instant, Lin Yi snapped out of it, his vacant eyes focusing again, and then he followed Wei Liang closely in the queue ahead.
Because of the eye contact with the chef in the green bib, the queue in front of Lin Yi had moved forward a bit, and Wei Liang, realizing Lin Yi had not followed, turned back and called out to him.
Perhaps because there were too many people in line, Wei Liang had not seen the chef in the green bib.
Watching Lin Yi being led away by Wei Liang, the face of the chef in the green bib showed no change in expression.
He rose slowly from the floor tile, his pallid face still wore that perpetually pleasant smile with arched eyebrows.
What was different this ti was an added shoe print.
He slowly turned his stiff, puppet-like body, moving his gaze from Lin Yi to Wei Liang.
He looked at Wei Liang’s foot that had stepped on his face.
On the sole of Wei Liang’s shoe, a drop of dark red viscous substance had sohow appeared.
It looked like tomato sauce.
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