Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 61 Enjoying Art

Wu Bin was just about to find Xu Wenyao for a chat when Song Bing suddenly grabbed hold of him.

"Old Wu, you’ve just co back and now you’re heading out again?"

Seeing Wu Bin running in and out every day, Song Bing couldn’t help feeling a bit reluctant.

After all, during the days Wu Bin was absent, the three of them were isolated and helpless in school.

But with Wu Bin by their side, they were much more confident.

Even the principal had to nod and bow when he saw my brother Wu; would anyone else dare to act rashly?

This must be the legendary "borrowing the tiger’s ferocity."

"I feel like our school is too oppressive right now, so I want to talk to old Xu about it," Wu Bin said.

Old Xu?

The three of them took a mont to process this.

Who was old Xu?

A mont later, the three of them realized and exchanged looks.

It still had to be my brother Wu!

After being away for half a month, he’d directly beco the principal’s close confidant!

If he went to the hospital a couple more tis, he’d probably be promoted straight to the principal’s "daddy"!

Aware of the caras recording, Song Bing pulled Wu Bin aside and whispered:

"What you see now, it’s all just an illusion."

"Our Agricultural University is actually strict on the outside but relaxed on the inside."

"Aren’t you feeling too oppressed? Brother, I’ll take you guys out to unwind."

Wu Bin eyed Song Bing skeptically.

"Things are really strict outside now, are you sure you can take to unwind? You’re not just going to send straight in, are you?"

Song Bing made a relaxed gesture with a smug look.

"Do you not trust when I’m on the job?"

"Grab your swim trunks, let’s go!"

...

Fifteen minutes later.

Wu Bin stared at the oddly-shaped swimming hall in front of him, frowning.

"Why does this look so familiar?"

Song Bing explained, "This is built by our school in imitation of the Water Cube in Beijing. This gym is called the Water Quadrant. Sounds good, doesn’t it?"

Sounds good my ass!

"You better not tell our school also has a Bird’s Nest."

With a look of surprise, Song Bing pointed westward.

"How did you know?"

"It’s right over there, the athletics stadium. It’s just called the Eagle’s Nest in our school."

Wu Bin: 6.

Song Bing checked his watch to make sure the timing was right before leading the three toward the Water Quadrant.

As soon as they entered, the old man at the entrance, who was admiring so calligraphy, stopped them.

"What are you here for? It’s class ti now, and the swimming hall isn’t open to the public."

Song Bing presented his student ID.

"Sir, we’re from the second foreign language class, and it happens that today’s PE class is about swimming."

The old man adjusted his reading glasses, took Song Bing’s student ID, and examined it for quite a while.

Wu Bin and the others’ heartbeats sped up.

Damn it, Song Bing!

We are clearly from the second finance class; where did you get the nerve to say we’re from the second foreign language class?

The three of them thought they were going to be exposed for sure this ti.

After all, the old man had been examining the student ID for quite a while.

But to their surprise, the next second, the old man took out four keys and handed them over along with the student ID.

"So you’re from the second foreign language class. You’re late then, hurry up and go in."

Wu Bin: ???

This works?

He Bingbing and the others also took out their work permits, indicating that they needed to go in for so filming.

The old man also examined He Bingbing’s credentials for a long ti before nodding his head.

"Hmm, no problem, go ahead."

After handing over the keys to the locker to He Bingbing and the others, the old man continued to admire the calligraphy on the table, nodding appreciatively.

"Such a good ’Heaven rewards the diligent’! Excellent calligraphy!"

The old man had Wu Bin completely confused now.

Wasn’t the calligraphy written as "Diligence can make up for stupidity"?

So you’re illiterate, huh!

Upon entering the changing room, as they were changing clothes, Xue Gui said excitedly,

"Bro Song, you’re seriously aweso, we actually sneaked in!"

Song Bing had a smug look on his face.

"I’d done my howork. Despite Ge DaYe being all about calligraphy and traditional painting all day, in reality, he’s illiterate and only recognizes numbers one through ten."

"Whether it’s foreign languages or finance, he doesn’t have a clue. He probably only understood the number ’two’ earlier."

This ti, even Wu Bin couldn’t help but give Song Bing a thumbs up.

"Aweso!"

The brothers’ awesoness was the best complint for him!

Song Bing continued, "Hurry up and change, let’s go out. Today is actually the day when the foreign language class two has swimming lessons."

"Don’t say I don’t take care of you guys, this class has the most beautiful girls."

"Today, you get to see them in swimsuits, wouldn’t that make your godfather?"

Xue Gui and Liang Xin readily agreed and imdiately started calling him godfather.

Wu Bin wanted to join in but was stopped by Song Bing.

"Dad Wu, you’re excused, I’m afraid I might lose years of my life."

"Just don’t have an episode in there, and consider it a favor for ."

Wu Bin gave a slight smile.

"You’re underestimating . I’ll have you know, I’m not the sa person I was before."

"Believe it or not, I could smash this locker to bits with one punch?"

Song Bing hurried over and gently patted Wu Bin’s fist, coaxing him to relax.

"I believe you, Dad Wu, whatever you say, I believe."

"Dad Wu, please calm down, this locker hasn’t provoked you; there’s no need to take it out on it."

"Let’s go and check out the beauties, chill, let it ease your stress."

Damn it, do you really believe?

You clearly don’t believe at all!

Without giving Wu Bin a chance to demonstrate, the four n entered the swimming hall.

The foreign language class two had fifty-three people, fifty-one of them were girls, and two were effeminate guys.

So as soon as they entered, their eyes were t with rows upon rows of slender, fair legs.

The four’s eyes instantly glued to the sight.

"Holy shit, is this heaven?"

"Bro Song, from now on, you’re my elder brother. If there’s anything you need in school, just tell your bro here, and I’ll sort it out imdiately."

"Then lend a roll of your toilet paper."

"Scram."

The four n made their way down the steps into the pool, paddling the water while squatting in, only their faces visible, sporting sleazy grins.

Marvelous!

It’s too marvelous!

Look at these bodies, brimming with youth!

College life really is great!

"Student Wu Bin, what are you looking at?"

The voice of He Bingbing brought the four n back to their senses.

They turned their heads and were shocked once again.

Bingbing’s figure, was it always this enticing?

If the female students opposite conveyed a sense of youthful exuberance, then He Bingbing, standing opposite them, was the epito of sexiness and allure!

Bingbing was at that pri stage where she looked fully ripe on the outside but remained pure-hearted on the inside!

She had no idea about the visual impact she had caused on the four n!

With naive and clueless eyes, she went into the water.

She ca up beside Wu Bin, imitated the four, and squatted down, only her face above water looking into the distance.

Soon, He Bingbing realized what they were looking at, and her cheeks imdiately turned red.

"You guys..."

Before He Bingbing could speak,

Wu Bin said seriously, "We are appreciating art, the art of life."

The other three nodded in agreent.

"Ah yes, yes, yes."

He Bingbing uttered an "oh" and stayed quiet in the water.

Wu Bin was a bundle of nerves inside.

Because he noticed that the photographer with a chest full of hair had also gotten into the water and was now aiming the cara at his face and shooting!