Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 47: Is this what you call a great gratitude feedback

Stab vests, helts, fine.

But an armored vehicle? What the hell!

Do vulnerable college students really warrant the deploynt of an armored vehicle?

The netizens in the live streaming room collectively sighed.

"So people look like a university president on the outside but actually want to be a division commander."

"Agricultural University is too scary; after this, I bet nobody will dare to apply."

"Not necessarily; there are so steel-straight guys who like this hardcore university style. Maybe even more people will apply."

"Wu Ge is truly the living dad of Agricultural University students. If he gets sick a couple more tis, I can’t even imagine what the university will transform into!"

"I heard that the sports clubs at Agricultural U already have professional dical teams in place, and the city hospital is even considering building a new dical building inside the university campus."

Watching the discussion of the netizens, Wu Bin felt that Agricultural University was becoming more and more absurd.

So annoying, I don’t want to go back and be imprisoned!

Thinking of this, Wu Bin said to Xu Wenyao, "President, I would like to request sick leave."

"Hmm?"

Xu Wenyao was sowhat puzzled.

"Aren’t you on sick leave right now?"

"Not that, President. I’m thinking of using this ti to go out for a walk, to clear my head."

"Dean Lu said traveling might help with my recovery."

Lu Changshi, who was drinking tea and watching the live stream in his office, choked and coughed.

When had he ever said such a thing!

This damn dog, spouting nonsense as soon as he opens his mouth!

Xu Wenyao didn’t answer right away but began to ponder instead.

Wu Bin had been involved in countless accidents at school recently.

Although he was able to piggyback on the heat and push for reforms every ti, to be honest, his body was starting to struggle.

Especially since Wu Bin’s illness seed to get more severe each ti.

The mont they covered him with the white cloth, Xu Wenyao’s heart felt as if his own son had died, completely exhausted.

"Going out to relax is good, but you must stay safe."

"Tell , how long of a leave do you want, is one month enough?"

Wu Bin’s mouth twitched.

This old coot really wishes I’d die out there, doesn’t he?

"No need for such a long ti, President. I think a week should be enough."

Xu Wenyao shook his head and said with a stern face, "If it’s for relaxation, you should take ample ti."

"Let’s both make a concession. I’ll approve half a month of leave for you, and the school will cover your travel expenses and such."

"Relax well, and don’t rush."

Alright, now I’m sure, this old coot really hopes I’ll die out there.

After a brief exchange with Wu Bin, Xu Wenyao’s apple was also peeled.

He waved goodbye to Wu Bin and left the sickroom, munching on the apple.

Wu Bin: ...

Okay, okay, that’s how you visit the sick, huh!

This President Xu is a bit tricky to deal with.

Just as Wu Bin was thinking this, a system prompt sounded in his mind.

Ding.

[Congratulations, Host. You have successfully cured a disease and received 200 life coins.]

[Your new disease is ready to be chosen, please select.]

[Please make your choice within ten minutes, or the system will randomly match you with a suitable disease.]

200 life coins this ti?

Could it be that the amount of life coins isn’t related to the severity of the disease but to the degree of pain?

If that’s the case, then system, you’re really playing a twisted ga, ow.

Wu Bin looked at the three options the system provided.

To his surprise, all three options had refreshed!

Sothing’s off, very off!

Wu Bin felt like the system was up to so trickery!

"Burn, suffocation, excessive bleeding?"

What the fuck!

These are that painful!

Just hearing the nas nearly scared Wu Bin pissless.

System, what are you up to!

Burn?

What?

Is this a way of death that any sane person can co up with?

Can this even be called a disease?

It’s torture!

"Wu Bin, I feel like you don’t look so good."

Wu Bin was completely numb. He said to He Bingbing weakly, "Bingbing, do you know anyone who sells insurance? I want to buy so for myself."

He Bingbing shook her head.

"Our production team has tried to help you get insurance, but the insurance companies won’t agree. You’ve been blacklisted by all of them."

Wu Bin: ...

Wu Bin was angry.

"What right do these insurance companies have to blacklist ? Can’t I earn money with my own skills?"

He Bingbing gave a sheepish smile.

The netizens were laughing their heads off.

"With the way you don’t die, no insurance company will dare cover you."

"Are you earning money with your skills? You’re earning money with your life!"

"Others play tricks, you play with your life, and you feel wronged being blacklisted?"

"King Yan: I have money here; co and get it, boy."

Seeing that buying insurance was impossible, Wu Bin could only shift his focus back to the three options.

He didn’t need to consider burning, the most painful way to die, only fools would pick it.

Suffocation or severe bleeding, which to choose?

After hesitating for a mont, Wu Bin finally chose severe bleeding.

He had Scorn of Death, after all. He couldn’t possibly bleed to death from bleeding, right?

[The host has made a choice]

[Next disease: Severe Bleeding]

[Warning: Bleeding is a special state; continuous bleeding will deduct reputation points when the host is in a state of death]

Ah, fuck!

Why didn’t you say that earlier!

Wu Bin was in a panic.

His ability to cling on to life depended on the reputation points from Scorn of Death.

If severe bleeding would directly deduct reputation points, wouldn’t he be done for very quickly?

Damn system, have you no humanity!

He knew cursing now would be useless.

Wu Bin could only open the store and start actively trying to save himself.

Luckily, he now had 800 life coins, rich as can be!

Only when he saw the items in the shop, Wu Bin fell silent.

[Blood Splatter All Around: Use this skill and blood will splatter beautifully in all directions. Redemption price: 300 life coins]

[Colorful Splendor: Use this skill and blood can change to any color. Redemption price: 300 life coins]

Co on, are you kidding ?

Are you trying to sell fancy effects like Penguin here?

Can I get sothing useful?

I don’t want effects, I want to live!

Forcing back his anger, Wu Bin continued scrolling down and finally saw two useful skills.

[Nano Rescue: Use this skill to summon a nanobot team for rescue once. Redemption price: 100 life coins]

[Bloodlust: Use this skill to replenish your own blood by consuming the blood of other animals. Redemption price: 300 gold coins]

I finally found two useful skills!

Without hesitation, Wu Bin paid up!

Ding.

[Congratulations to the host on a successful purchase]

[Thank you for your patronage]

[As a token of gratitude for shopping, we are giving you a special effect—Massive Hemorrhage!]

What?

This is your so-called huge thanksgiving feedback?

You must be an undercover agent sent by King Yan!

Wu Bin was so angry that he was trembling all over.

He regretted it, truly regretted it.

If he had known, he would have just chosen suffocation.

Choosing severe bleeding, and now it has evolved into massive hemorrhage!

Just then, Li Guotai and Lu Changshi walked in smiling.

"How’s it going, kid? Heard you’re going on a trip?"

Wu Bin imdiately grabbed Li Guotai’s hand, and said excitedly, "Dean Li, I have Type B blood, you know that, right?"

Li Guotai: ???