Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 401 Is This Really a Proper Massage?

Seeing Wu Bin remain silent, Yan Ziyue was first taken aback, then burst into laughter.

"You kid, you aren’t still afraid of my sister, are you?"

Wu Bin said sowhat awkwardly, "With your sister’s temperant, who wouldn’t be afraid of her?"

"I still rember how she used to control even what I ate back then. If I didn’t listen to her, she would chase with a knife. Tell , wouldn’t you be scared of such a sister?"

Yan Ziyue probably rembered Shuangyue’s fierce past too; his expression first turned unnatural, then he smiled and said, "That was when we were very young, how can you still hold a grudge?"

"Let tell you, my sister is a big beauty now, what’s the trendy phrase these days? Oh, a cold and aloof goddess, a stunning CEO."

"Do you know how many people are chasing her? Ever heard of the ’Four Young Masters of the Magic City’? One of them, Zhang Duanhai, is one of her admirers. Now do you understand how charming my sister is?"

Wu Bin recalled that although Shuangyue was fierce, she was indeed adorable.

Despite Shuangyue being young, she was already the most famous beauty in the entire orphanage back then.

Back in the day, a large part of why Yan Ziyue was adopted by a wealthy family was because they thought Shuangyue was good-looking.

Seeing that Wu Bin fell silent again, Yan Ziyue leaned closer, made a face at Wu Bin, and said, "So, what do you think, Old Wu? After hearing out, are you tempted?"

"Actually, you’re not completely without advantages. Although many years have passed, you remain the moonlight in my sister’s heart. If you’re willing to rekindle the past with my sister, I think your chances of winning her over are quite high."

Yan Ziyue was still as unreliable as ever.

It had been over a decade, and he was still encouraging him to marry his sister.

What’s more, Wu Bin and Shuangyue had always been just friends; Wu Bin could hardly avoid her then, what old fla could there possibly be to rekindle?

Just as Wu Bin was about to speak, there ca a knock at the door.

"Good day, sir, may I co in now?"

"Co in."

Yan Ziyue, clearly an old hand at this, called them in, quickly adjusting his whole body to lie comfortably on the massage table.

The door opened, and two technicians in white uniforms, carrying a toolbox, walked in.

Wu Bin was stunned when he saw these two technicians.

Because their uniforms were deep-necked designs, and just by lying there, Wu Bin could faintly see a glimpse of spring from their chests.

This surprised Wu Bin.

Are massage technicians so open these days?

Before Wu Bin could say anything, the two technicians ca up to them, smiling and said, "Good afternoon, sirs. May we start providing you with services now?"

Yan Ziyue looked them up and down and then said to Wu Bin, "What do you think, Old Wu? If you’re not satisfied, we can ask for others."

Wu Bin was speechless.

"Is this even a proper massage? How can you think about replacing them before it has even started?"

Yan Ziyue chuckled.

"Of course, it’s a proper massage. But isn’t part of the service how good-looking they are? If you have soone attractive giving you a massage, won’t that make you feel more pleased?"

Wu Bin felt that Yan Ziyue was spouting nonsensical justifications, but he couldn’t be bothered to argue.

Wu Bin made a gesture to the female technician, indicating that she could proceed.

After getting Wu Bin’s consent, the two technicians continued to provide their services.

First, they pulled out the tub under the chairs for soaking the feet, adjusted the water temperature, and let them soak their feet.

Then the female technician moved behind Wu Bin, placed her hands on his shoulders, and asked, "Sir, is the pressure alright?"

Wu Bin was receiving a massage like this for the first ti and found it sowhat comfortable.

He nodded and said, "It’s not bad, but my whole body hurts. Can you give a full-body massage later?"

The woman smiled seductively.

"Sir, you’re being naughty. Even if you want a full-body massage, we should start by relaxing your neck and shoulders. Or would you rather relax so other area right now?"

This remark left Wu Bin bewildered.

Wasn’t he just asking for a legitimate full-body massage?

Why did it sound like sothing indecent when this masseuse ntioned it?

Before Wu Bin could inquire further, the masseuse suddenly moved behind him, grabbed his head from both sides, and pulled back sharply.

Wu Bin instantly felt as if his head had plunged into cotton; he widened his eyes in disbelief.

"What are you doing!"

Wu Bin struggled to sit up, but the woman’s grip was strong, and she firmly controlled him, holding him tightly in her embrace.

The woman rebuked softly, "Sir, please don’t move. I’m trying to relax your head now. If you keep moving, it’ll be hard for to continue the massage."

While saying this, her hands slid down from Wu Bin’s shoulders.

This terrified Wu Bin, and he quickly grabbed the woman’s hands.

Sothing was off. This massage felt very wrong!

Wu Bin urgently turned to Yan Ziyue for help.

"Yan Ziyue, what exactly did you order? It feels weird!"

By this ti, Yan Ziyue was thoroughly enjoying the pampering.

He said contentedly, "What’s weird? The service I chose for you is the best one here. Just enjoy it and stop overreacting."

"Don’t worry, this place is very safe. It’s an established brand; nothing will go wrong."

From the beginning, Wu Bin was skeptical about the service being decent, and now Yan Ziyue’s words confird his suspicion!

Wu Bin cursed inwardly.

Yan Ziyue had always been sleazy since childhood, and it turned out he beca even more so as he grew up—bold enough to choose such a service!

"I just rembered I still have unfinished business at school, I won’t continue with the massage. You enjoy."

As Yan Ziyue looked on in amazent, Wu Bin stood up, grabbed his clothes, and prepared to leave.

Before Yan Ziyue could detain him, a frantic voice from a staff mber ca from outside the door.

"Miss Yan, Mr. Yan really isn’t here, truly."

"Miss Yan, please don’t go any further. The people lying here are all esteed guests of the massage parlor. It would be bad if you disturb them!"

Upon hearing the commotion outside, Yan Ziyue instinctively rolled out of bed, grabbed his clothes, and headed toward the window to jump out.

Just then, the room’s door was kicked open with a bang.

"Yan Ziyue! If you dare, try to run!"

Yan Ziyue was instantly intimidated by this commanding voice.

He turned around, face flushed with embarrassnt.

"Sister, what a coincidence that you’re here for a massage too?"

Shuangyue coldly said, "A coincidence? I specifically ca here to drag you back. Do you really think the world is filled with such coincidences?"