Old Wang spoke in a low voice, "Honestly, traveling with a bunch of old n just isn’t as fun as staying at ho. It’s more like cultivating one’s character."
Wang Hao couldn’t help but complain bitterly, "There’s even a monk from sowhere among us, constantly preaching about abstinence. There aren’t any girls in the group, so we’re forcibly abstaining too. Half a month without seeing a beauty, and even a sow seems like Diaochan. I find myself missing that pink app, missing the 2D ani girls with twin ponytails."
Talking to his own cousin was easy, as he could say whatever he wanted without needing to care about anything, considering they had grown up together and knew each other thoroughly.
"How do you download that pink app? I have a friend who wants to know!" Han Xiaoyue’s eyes twinkled.
Wang Hao always felt it wasn’t quite proper. He whispered close to her ear, "You want to see? There are two pink apps, one that everyone knows about, and another that needs a VPN to access. It has lots of Boys’ Love content, which fujoshi really adore. But don’t you think it’s weird, the Boys’ Love phenonon? Just thinking about two guys together makes my skin crawl, and it’s heartbreaking."
Han Xiaoyue said, "That’s just like how boys view Girls’ Love... I’m curious, why do boys always seem to find such weird resources, and girls can’t?"
"Girls’ Love has a kind of aesthetic feel to it!" Wang Hao realized, "How about I teach you how to search for resources tonight? You can enjoy it to your heart’s content once you learn. Oh, and there’s also a ’Heaven’ where you can watch ani without needing a VPN. Does your friend want to know?"
"I’d rather not, I feel a bit dizzy right now and just want to sleep."
Han Xiaoyue continued eating and drinking.
She was certain, if this drink were taken outside, any drop of it could incite chaos among major supernatural organizations!
She didn’t know what the effects were, she just ate.
After all, she couldn’t possibly burst from eating too much here, right?
...
Eventually, it was Old Wang who ended up doing the dishes because his cousin had directly passed out, lying on the table and drifting into dreamland.
"With this tolerance, better not drink anymore."
Having washed the dishes, Wang Hao found Han Xiaoyue still asleep and helplessly carried her upstairs to her room.
He dropped her directly onto the bed and helped her take off her socks.
He inexplicably felt like he was living the life of a novel’s main character, but the kind that readers just can’t relate to...
"I always felt, from the beginning, sothing was off about ," Wang Hao stretched lazily, "Then, did I stop myself?"
He suddenly froze.
If it weren’t for spending half a month gathering those fine ingredients to suppress so unknown malice, he wouldn’t have actually had a psychotic breakdown and thought about eating people, would he?
After pondering for a while, he still couldn’t figure it out.
"Maybe it’s so kind of coincidence, or perhaps it was inevitable. Anyway, I’m still ."
"I haven’t played the ga in a while..."
With nothing else to do, Wang Hao put on his gaming helt and began his long-missed journey of joy.
[Welco to the Cross-dinsional Ga! You have been offline for 15 days, 8 hours, 22 minutes, and 39 seconds. During your offline period, the following profits were generated by visitor activities...]
All sorts of miscellaneous things, mostly supernatural raw materials, which could be synthesized through the synthesis function.
[Blue Star War Report: The Abnormal Foundation launched a massive extermination campaign. A total of 100,000 troops were deployed, annihilating a large-scale weird colony in the southeast. After this battle, the security environnt on Blue Star increased by 4, wealth value for the Abnormal Foundation increased by 82, and the 100,000 soldiers gained valuable large-scale war experience.]
"Oh?"
Wang Hao eagerly clicked on the war report, and a sci-fi level CGI animation popped up!
Nurous planes and tanks battling against an enormous, mountainous creature.
The ground shook, the sky trembled, and the dense barrage of cannon fire resonated loudly, with a mushroom cloud slowly rising at the horizon’s end, soaring into the void, and a fierce inferno consuming everything.
Watching these scenes, his blood boiled with excitent, making him wish he could join the battle!
And humanity’s enemy—this colossal creature was like Godzilla, standing over 300 ters tall, weighing up to 90,000 tons, each step leaving deep footprints in the concrete.
Eventually, this gigantic monster collapsed under the heavy firepower and so Strange Objects, becoming a great trophy of human warfare.
Human troops let out a massive cheer!
The CGI animation ended there.
"Too bad, I missed this side mission."
Wang Hao glanced at the profits just obtained, things like "Atelobos’s Blood," "Atelobos’s Fat," "Atelobos’s Mind Crystal," and more, in a string.
aning that Blue Star had already sold so of the rare materials to the Ga Training Camp.
"That guy’s called Atelobos..."
"Not bad, even though I didn’t participate in the battle, there’s still a handso profit." Wang Hao patted his chest, comforting himself, "Making money while lying down, even though I don’t know what these materials are for."
He then looked at another human dinsion.
[Earth’s Recent Situation: Artemis 1, the lunar rocket from the ili Empire, was delayed once again for unknown reasons.]
"Is this mocking reality? Aren’t they afraid of getting censored?"
[Led by Great Xia Country, several countries jointly launched a large transport rocket ’Southern No. 8’ and successfully landed on the Moon. Four astronauts managed to collect the first supernatural precious mineral. It is expected to continuously provide substantial Idealism-based wealth in the future.]
[Earthlings, wealth value 1, technology value 1.]
Compared to others, Earth’s progress seed slow.
Wang Hao opened this report, and once more, a movie scene popped out: several astronauts excitedly pulling out various chanical supplies from a treasure chest monster’s mouth, continuously extracting various kinds of machinery—the one cubic ter treasure chest monster contained at least a room’s worth of supplies!
Humans utilized the power of Strange Objects to transport a large amount of material, seeming serious about constructing a permanent lunar base.
Electricity generation, mining, slting, a complete industrial chain, and finally transporting small amounts of refined raw materials back to Earth.
...
(The author caught a cold, feeling dizzy and not sleeping well, in poor condition. If still feeling unwell tomorrow, might have to take a day off, please forgive .)
(At last, give a monthly ticket, buy so dicine for this cold!)
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